TWIS! An Unusual Sight in Rural Alabama

The Whistle Is Screaming · Thu Feb 01, 2007 2:05 pm

Sam,
WOW, nice find Sam!

That must be my long lost (borderline retarded) cousin, Shmuel-Bob Thornsteinowitzky. :-)

He's the head of SSMOTNLIF (Southern States Members Of the Tribe Not Living in Florida) he's also the only member right now, but if you run accross any more of us, let Shmuel know. Just leave a note on the Mustangs windshield.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 2:21 pm

Some dumbass neck accidnetementally fired buckshot into the side of his 'house' and made it all ugly.
The perty blue and white flag thang caught his eye at the dollar store.
He bought the flag, along with a value pack of hickory jerky, and tacked it up there to spiffin' up his drunken fuck-up.

No Jew lives there.
They're forbidden to live that close to dirt.

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 2:22 pm

Leave my windshield alone!!!

Husker4ever · Post by **Husker4ever** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 2:51 pm

Nice. Check out the plastic on the last window and notice how all the dollar store mini-blinds are broke or missing slats...probably from all the cats, dogs, and critter pets inside. Oh, and nice "deck"...I see one chair actually fits without interfering with the door. Barely.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 2:56 pm

I like the custom wiring on the light by the door. Car probably cost more than the house.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 3:01 pm

Oh my bad... I was mistaken when I saw the title of this post.

Sincerely,

Dental Care
Intelligence
Education
Working People
Morality

Husker4ever · Post by **Husker4ever** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 3:07 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:I like the custom wiring on the light by the door. Car probably cost more than the house.

Probably took his lot rent receipt down to Cletus' Cars N Stuff and got a discount on the 'Stang. Nice catch on the wiring...I see they selected the color coordinated 12-2.

The Whistle Is Screaming · Thu Feb 01, 2007 4:08 pm

Tough crowd!

As far as mobile homes go, it looks pretty decent, I mean at least it's sitting on some bricks (probably fake) and not wheels, but then again I'm no expert on these things. Usually, when I see them they are laying on their sides ripped in half or floating down a river, that tends to make them look pretty shitty.

Notice how Sam hid behind the bush to take that pic?

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 4:13 pm

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:
Notice how Sam hid behind the bush to take that pic?

Would you not hide behind the bush if you were taking a picture of your crib and it looked like that ??

Admitting you live and / or were in that area for anything pretty much labels you.

quacker backer · Post by **quacker backer** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 4:14 pm

Derron wrote:Oh my bad... I was mistaken when I saw the title of this post.

Sincerely,

Dental Care
Intelligence
Education
Working People
Morality

Rack!!!

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 4:16 pm

Derron wrote:
The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:
Notice how Sam hid behind the bush to take that pic?
Would you not hide behind the bush if you were taking a picture of your crib and it looked like that ??

Admitting you live and / or were in that area for anything pretty much labels you.

You really are a fucking idiot. Please do a swan dive off of the Space Needle.

Husker4ever · Post by **Husker4ever** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 4:29 pm

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:Tough crowd!

As far as mobile homes go, it looks pretty decent, I mean at least it's sitting on some bricks (probably fake) and not wheels, but then again I'm no expert on these things. Usually, when I see them they are laying on their sides ripped in half or floating down a river, that tends to make them look pretty shitty.

Notice how Sam hid behind the bush to take that pic?

Yeah, but even the "escalade" edition trailer with a bitchin 'stang out front does little for me. The dirt/mud driveway. trashed mini-blinds, and plastic in the window confirms what we have here. Even money says the pet feces and urine will drop out the floor within 10 years.

Invictus · Post by **Invictus** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 4:45 pm

Nice photo as usualm Sam. You are this board's Southern Raconteur, our William Faulkner with a camera.

Wow! There are American Jews who live in houses like this? How did he get THIS poor? I guess that check from the film and music industry hasn't gotten to him just yet.

A redneck jew! Do you think he firebombs his own temple?

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 4:48 pm

Invictus wrote: Wow! There are American Jews who live in houses like this? How did he get THIS poor? I guess that check from the film and music industry hasn't gotten to him just yet.

A redneck jew! Do you think he firebombs his own temple?

That's got to be a safe house for some Mossad agents.

But RACK the Redneck Jew remark. Funny shit.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 4:50 pm

mvscal wrote:Mostly likely an apocalyptic Christian lunatic who strokes himself to sleep every night dreaming of the Rapture.

An Apocalyptic Apoplectic Christian ?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 6:05 pm

A rat-trap house lacking a paved driveway, missing a window, Tupperware siding with the wiring over the top of it, with some sort of "here's my ethnic group" flag flying... with a schnazzy new car out front.

They'd fit right in, in rural Oregon.

And doesn't it rain about a zillion inches per year in Alabama? Uhm...nice gutters. They have places out West here where they don't put gutters on houses, either...we call it "the desert," but it doesn't really rain much there.

Shouldn't there be an old negro painting the porch?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 6:26 pm

mvscal wrote:The old negro would have a rusted out, green 73 Eldorado.

With a $14,000 stereo.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 6:46 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
mvscal wrote:The old negro would have a rusted out, green 73 Eldorado.
With a $14,000 stereo.

Aren't you forgetting something?

sin

Rims

420 · Post by **420** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 7:04 pm

Tom In VA wrote:
Invictus wrote: Wow! There are American Jews who live in houses like this? How did he get THIS poor? I guess that check from the film and music industry hasn't gotten to him just yet.

A redneck jew! Do you think he firebombs his own temple?

That's got to be a safe house for some Mossad agents.

Jesus Tom, now you done fucked up!

You still live in Virginia, right?

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 7:09 pm

Ye ... I mean no, I just can't change my moniker, that's all, yeeeah, that's right, that's the ticket, no Virginia for me. TRUST me.

Invictus · Post by **Invictus** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 7:24 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
mvscal wrote:The old negro would have a rusted out, green 73 Eldorado.

With a $14,000 stereo.

Wrong.

He said OLD negro, not a young one.

Old negros would play tapes of blues music in their Eldorado and not be concerned about having a system to play Tyrone Davis on.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 8:07 pm

Veery interesting....

But Stupid.

center, behind bushes, Sudden Sam

420 · Post by **420** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 8:33 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:. I did it real quick. Hauled ass outta there.

Good idea Sam,

Sin,

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 8:34 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:There was an open window just to the left of what's pictured

Open, or broken out?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 8:43 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:Mossad, drug dealer, or horse thief...doesn't matter.

Recently, in Eastern Oregon, where you won't find a better modern-day example of the Old West(remember, this was the region where the cattle ranchers and sheep herders actually declared war on each other...there's still evidence of the Range War lying around)...

Some dude was watching a friend's cattle. Other rancher dude came over to the property to come get some of his herd that had mistakenly been retrieved from the open rangeland. Long story short, they both ended up shooting each other dead by the time it was over.

That shit still goes on in the Land That Time Forgot. They're going to get that telegraph fixed any day now.

Invictus · Post by **Invictus** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 9:24 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:I've laughed my ass off reading thru y'all's posts.

Thanks. I needed that.

BTW, I was a little concerned about snapping the pic w/o asking permission. There was an open window just to the left of what's pictured and I assumed someone was in that room. I did it real quick. Hauled ass outta there. You know how those country Jews can get. :D

Yeah, he may have:
a) given you a business card for his new law firm/doctor's office/Kosher moonshine still
b) tried to marry off his unwed daughter to you
c) stolen your money thru some underhanded, sneaky, convoluted scheme.