Kansas City Kid

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Alright, dipshit. You've been tarding up this board at an alarming rate lately. Why you don't bring this shit to one of the two idiot boards where it might actually be treated like Pulitzer Prize-winning material, is beyond me.

I've got to know. Do you honestly, truly, genuinely believe your "material" on this board to be even remotely funny on any level at all?

Let me fill you in on something you just haven't been able to grasp: You aren't funny. You've never been funny. I can't imagine a scenario in which you might even become funny. I can't imagine you'll even get lucky one day and stumble upon funny. You aren't insightful. You can't debate. Basically, from a reader's perspective, you simply aren't palatable in any way whatsoever.

Let's take a look at some of your recent "greatest hits," shall we?

Are you in a wheelchair or have some sort of disability (other than the obvious mental one you have)

Disability smack: check

Hey, you should be embarrassed for posting at least 16 messages on here every day for two years

Post total smack: check

Hopefully your boyfriend performs a "Toboggan" on you tonight

Homosmack: check

Did everyone in line at SUBWAY get pissed at you and the other sandwich workers?

You work fast food: check

'BODE!

Claiming bode: check

Oh, but how could we forget your obsession with Paul, and all the "brutal" you're fat and you're melting smack?

How the fuck do you not get bored with your pathetic existence? How is it that you manage to hit on EVERY SINGLE worn out smack cliche in the book on EVERY fucking post? How?

Are you even trying? Are these truly the results after you've actually put thought into it?

So again, I pose the question, in all seriousness: Do you honestly, truly, genuinely believe your "material" on this board to be even remotely funny on any level at all?

[Dinsdale]

I can't imagine a scenario in which you might even become funny.

He could get hit by bus.

He could become disabled as a result, which would lead to obesity, rendering him incapable of any employment except at a fast food joint, where they would only have him on the payroll to satisfy corporate quotas for gimps, so they'd leave him sitting at a computer with nothing better to do than toss shitty posts on messageboards, in bewtween bouts of following his superiors around all day long.

That would be some BODE, right there.

[Raydah James]

Oh, but how could we forget your obsession with Paul, and all the "brutal" you're fat and you're melting smack?

Paul, who was voted 3 straight years our previous board's worst poster is the very definition of "Ankling, Takeless Dumbfuck". At one time or another he has done the same thing to every last poster in the NFL forum (save for Wags) that Kaley is doing to him.

What better punishment for KC's version of M2ool than to have a heel gumming fuckwit give that exact treatment back onto him on a daily basis?

RACK Mgo

[Dinsdale]

And when his pimply-faced coworkers at McDonalds call him a "retarded wheelchair-bound gimp," he can simply look them in the eye and say...


"I know you are, but what am I?"

[Tom In VA]

Am not

[Mikey]

Tom,

Just because there's a pileon happening here doesn't mean it's about you.

[Tom In VA]

Are too

Thanks Mikey, you're right. I was getting into the whole wolfpack thing though.

RACK This Bonedified Wolfpack©™, brand of "That's not smack" smack ?






Stay down and yield KCK, if you know what's best.



I think Duran Duran's Hungry Like a Wolf song was in that list of best videos.

Slap some (M) tags on this bad boy and let's get some background music.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Oh, the smack hasn't even begun, nor does it really even need to commence.

I just want an honest answer to my question, is all.

[Wolfman]

"wolfpack" ??

[Screw_Michigan]

"wolfpack" ??

dumpater?

[Derron]

And your (sic) still a fucking illiterate, humorless fag hag, Derron.

You missed this epic spelling smack blast .. another mark of a master....

Wha'ts the over on the tard being ran in the next 3 days ??

[Qbert]

WOW....I hop on the ol' board here tonight for the 1st time since Sunday or Monday and I'm greeted by THIS:

From: Kansas City Kid
To: KC Paul 3.0
Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 10:50 pm
Subject: Re: BITCH


Keep melting down you worthless piece of shit!


Does THAT answer any of your questions, Magoo?

Paully

saying NOTHING is much better than posting a PM....

jus'sayin'.

[Tom In VA]

I got a threatening PM, several actually, I wanted to post them but then I read the rules and figured someone was trolling me into ....

Posting PM's so I'd get banned.

[Mile-Hi T]

It's good to see that Kaley is getting the same respect that she used to.

I can't believe i'm saying this but.......rack the fat guy!!!!

[420]

Look who started this thread... it's actually pretty funny.

It's like one of the umpa-lumpa's...





calling out one of the Munchkins...





For looking funny.

It's comical in its dramatic irony.

[poptart]

Call him crap all you want. But from what I recall KCCF saying a few years ago is that he has a house that's something like five or six thousand aquare feet and a garage filled with exotic automobiles. If KCK is KCCF, then he simply has bode.

He's a fucking liquor store cashier.

[420]

Call him crap all you want. But from what I recall KCCF saying a few years ago is that he has a house that's something like five or six thousand aquare feet and a garage filled with exotic automobiles. If KCK is KCCF, then he simply has bode.

He's a fucking liquor store cashier.

Poptart, what do you do for a living in south korea?

other than eating dog, and stuff.

[Mister Bushice]

Call him crap all you want. But from what I recall KCCF saying a few years ago is that he has a house that's something like five or six thousand aquare feet and a garage filled with exotic automobiles. If KCK is KCCF, then he simply has bode.

He's a fucking liquor store cashier.

I thought he was fucking a liquor store cashier for free booze and slim jims.

[poptart]

I'm 'bout 6'0", e.
Lithe, powerful, and with a reasonable head of hair.
I play power forward.
I drive the lane.
I tomahawk slam.
I wreak havoc on all things slant

BOOM goes the dynamite!!!!!!!!!!!


I cash checks.

[Kansas City Kid]

Let me fill you in on something you just haven't been able to grasp: You aren't funny. You've never been funny. I can't imagine a scenario in which you might even become funny. I can't imagine you'll even get lucky one day and stumble upon funny. You aren't insightful. You can't debate. Basically, from a reader's perspective, you simply aren't palatable in any way whatsoever.

Then why do read everything I type and then spend time pasting it and starting a topic about it? I understand, OK, OK - you are a big fan of my stuff. If you are good I'll have one of my bitches bring you over an autographed used asswipe of mine.

[Derron]

Let me fill you in on something you just haven't been able to grasp: You aren't funny. You've never been funny. I can't imagine a scenario in which you might even become funny. I can't imagine you'll even get lucky one day and stumble upon funny. You aren't insightful. You can't debate. Basically, from a reader's perspective, you simply aren't palatable in any way whatsoever.

Then why do read everything I type and then spend time pasting it and starting a topic about it? I understand, OK, OK - you are a big fan of my stuff. If you are good I'll have one of my bitches bring you over an autographed used asswipe of mine.

Been kind of slow for tardly activity here lately. Offering your ass up for plungering is good for a few blasts, but since you like it so much, it gets boring. Go off yourself .

[indyfrisco]

Then why do read everything I type and then spend time pasting it and starting a topic about it?

Dude, nobody likes car wrecks, but we all look at them.

[Dinsdale]

Bump

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

This is what we're dealing with folks. Yep. Doesn't it all make so much sense now?

Jaysus dude. It's called "sunlight." Look into it. You actually found a way to make Whitey Wagon look like the New Orleans Heineken looter. Toss an extra 30 pounds on Andy Assmunch and you've got twin brothers, right there. And what's up with that fucking shirt? Did you steal that from AC Slater?

[Tom In VA]

Isn't that pic over 5 years old or something ?

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Isn't that pic over 5 years old or something ?

Meaning what, exactly?

That he successfully completed some sort of 5 year "How-to-not-look-like-a-gaping-tool" program?

[Tom In VA]

He might have.

I see you working and it's cool, but tactically it might have been an error. What if he looks better than you now ?

What if he looks worst ?

What if he's a she ?

We don't know these things.

Actually I don't even know if those really are the same people posting here, so I'm lost.

You handle things here, I'm going back to my Vertigo thread.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

What if he's a she ?

Slap a short blonde wig on that motherfucker, and he'd strikingly resemble Mimi from Drew Carey.

Or even just Drew Carey.

[Tom In VA]

What if he's a she ?

Mimi

:swoon:

[Adelpiero]

nothing to see here folks.

[Kansas City Kid]

Mgo (Special)

[War Wagon]

You actually found a way to make Whitey Wagon look like the New Orleans Heineken looter.

What? No way.... err, leave me outta' this. I was gonna' stay out of this.

No, wait... the funniest thing about that pic is that Kaley has the nerve to call Paul "fat". Pilsbury doughboy says' what?

But hey Magoo, before you start making fun of anybody else's appearance, how 'bout a pic of yourself? Appearance smack when your mug (to my knowledge) has never graced these boards is pretty damn weak.

[Adelpiero]

is this really kckid?

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

It isn't weak in the slightest. Some people choose to post personal info. And that's fine.

But with this very simple choice, should come the very simple notion that one must accept to get smacked for it.

[War Wagon]

is this really kckid?

Yep.

And that's really Scott, dave, and Joe6.

Guy second from left looks like Jason Priestly. Hell, they all look like extras from 90120.

[War Wagon]

It isn't weak in the slightest. Some people choose to post personal info. And that's fine.

But with this very simple choice, should come the very simple notion that one must accept to get smacked for it.

I didn't choose to post my pic. Simply a victim of circumstance.... and Scott.

[BSmack]

Scott looks like the dude who played guitar in the band that played my wedding reception. I swear, they could be brothers or at least cousins.

Here's a pic from his band's website...

[Adelpiero]

what a fat fuck


hey kaley(buwahaha fat, dork, and a girls name), ever heard of slim fast? slim faster? slim fastest?



wow

[War Wagon]

Scott's not that tall. Or Italian. I think.

[Kansas City Kid]

Sorry, but I am not in that picture. It was from the ROME TOUR STOP in KC and I couldn't make it. Nice try, though!