So do only women watch the Super Bowl, then?

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 7:49 pm

You'd think that by watching the pre-game show, which is the first I've ever witnessed in the hope of, oh I dunno, getting some proper analysis and learning more about the match. So far, I've seen;

Loads of adverts for a rubbish Eddie Murphy film
Loads more adverts for hair dye
Some puff of a chef
Very little else.

Is it always this cack?

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 9:02 pm

Men only watch the last few minutes of the pre-game show.

The first few hours of the pre-game show is meant to plant lots of stupid questions & misconceptions in our womenfolk's heads in order to provoke us into beating the shit out of them in a drunken rage at the slightest provocation.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 10:50 pm

yeah, but they've also been blowing up the "first two black head coaches" bit to nauseating levels. duh, like we know already.

Husker4ever · Post by **Husker4ever** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 11:03 pm

War Wagon wrote:yeah, but they've also been blowing up the "first two black head coaches" bit to nauseating levels. duh, like we know already.

Rack. I'd like to hear Jimmy the Greek's take on the reasons why these two coaches made it.

Tiny · Post by **Tiny** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 11:04 pm

Like Todd says, along with fucking GLORIA ESTIPHAN (or however you spell it)....
If it has to do with Florida, that bitch is usually there showing her ugly tired mug.

Time to go park it and watch the last of the pregame BS....now that the latin dance crap is over....

Good luck to all (Bears fans included), hopefully it will be a good game, and we'll at least be allowed that.....(although Indy blowing them out would be nice)....it would also be nice to see a championship game that was finally competitive.

Sit back now Nish, and (hopefully) see what a REAL football game is like....

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 11:07 pm

Husker4ever wrote:
War Wagon wrote:yeah, but they've also been blowing up the "first two black head coaches" bit to nauseating levels. duh, like we know already.
Rack. I'd like to hear Jimmy the Greek's take on the reasons why these two coaches made it.

Longer legs & better angle of pull for the calf muscles means the jigaboo is built for speed

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 11:15 pm

Not only do we have the two First Blacvk Head Coaches Ever in the Super Bowl, but did you know Nancy Pelosi is the First Woman Speaker of the House of Representatives in History?

Husker4ever · Post by **Husker4ever** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 11:16 pm

Cuda wrote:
Husker4ever wrote:
War Wagon wrote:yeah, but they've also been blowing up the "first two black head coaches" bit to nauseating levels. duh, like we know already.
Rack. I'd like to hear Jimmy the Greek's take on the reasons why these two coaches made it.
Longer legs & better angle of pull for the calf muscles means the jigaboo is built for speed

I thought he 'splained it by pointing out/pulling out of his ass how slave owners would breed the big black males with the big black females so as to spawn better farm machinery?

Neely8 · Post by **Neely8** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 1:20 am

Tiny wrote:Like Todd says, along with fucking GLORIA ESTIPHAN (or however you spell it)....
If it has to do with Florida, that bitch is usually there showing her ugly tired mug.

Time to go park it and watch the last of the pregame BS....now that the latin dance crap is over....

Good luck to all (Bears fans included), hopefully it will be a good game, and we'll at least be allowed that.....(although Indy blowing them out would be nice)....it would also be nice to see a championship game that was finally competitive.

Sit back now Nish, and (hopefully) see what a REAL football game is like....

Yeah those 3 Patriot wins by a field goal weren't competitive. I vaugely remember last years going down to the wire as well. But we haven't had a competitive game in so long........

trev · Post by **trev** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 3:51 am

Cuda wrote:Men only watch the last few minutes of the pre-game show.

The first few hours of the pre-game show is meant to plant lots of stupid questions & misconceptions in our womenfolk's heads in order to provoke us into beating the shit out of them in a drunken rage at the slightest provocation.

I laughed.

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 1:26 pm

Cuda wrote:Men only watch the last few minutes of the pre-game show.

The first few hours of the pre-game show is meant to plant lots of stupid questions & misconceptions in our womenfolk's heads in order to provoke us into beating the shit out of them in a drunken rage at the slightest provocation.

Thanks, Cuda.

Managed to hang in there until the 2nd Colts interception in the 4th. Back in the 80s when NFL games were first broadcast, you spent the morning after the Super Bowl walking into school feeling like shit on a stick, notting at the other cool kids who had also stopped up to watch it.