(!) Anybody take Anna Nicole Smith (!)

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 8:22 pm

in the death pool?

pron · Post by **pron** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 8:29 pm

Is she about to die?

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 8:32 pm

Reality star Anna Nicole Smith has been found unresponsive in her Hard Rock Hotel room in Hollywood, Fla., FOX affiliate WSVN is reporting.

She has been taken to Memorial Regional Hospital in Hollywood.

According to a local report, a witness said paramedics were pumping her chest when they took her out of the hotel.

Smith, 39, was photographed at a boxing match at the Hard Rock Hotel last month.

In a lawsuit filed last Thursday in Los Angeles Superior Court, Smith and TrimSpa Inc. were sued in a class-action lawsuit alleging their marketing of a weight-loss pill is false or misleading.

Smith, a former Playboy Playmate, has endorsed TrimSpa and is a spokeswoman.

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 8:34 pm

We can only hope and pray the pills did their job.

pron · Post by **pron** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 8:38 pm

Damnit, and she is such an inspiration to millions.

Husker4ever · Post by **Husker4ever** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 8:40 pm

Looks like "MethSpa" finally caught up with her.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 8:41 pm

Uhm...what's with the (!) in the title?

Bad enough The Rules were violated in the forst place, but now he's rubbing it in?

Poor, poor form.

Husker4ever · Post by **Husker4ever** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 8:43 pm

Dinsdale wrote:Uhm...what's with the (!) in the title?

Bad enough The Rules were violated in the forst place, but now he's rubbing it in?

Poor, poor form.

Yeah....I was expecting a boob shot at minimum. Stretch marks and all.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 8:45 pm

KC Paul 3.0 wrote:Somewhere titlover is kneeling in prayer.

With that tube of Neutrogena by his side, I don't think it's "prayer", in the traditional sense.

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 8:50 pm

She's dead.......

oh well........

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 8:53 pm

So Rusty get's the last laugh?

No, Anna, screw you!

Can't wait for all the coverage of the next round of lawsuits. :meds:

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 8:58 pm

Headhunter wrote:Can't wait for all the coverage of the next round of lawsuits.

No shit. Greta Van Cuntstran, Nancy Face and Catherine Crier are no doubt pissing themselves over at least six straight months of nonstop "expert" interviews and "analysis," errrr, speculation.

Husker4ever · Post by **Husker4ever** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:02 pm

RadioFan wrote:
Headhunter wrote:Can't wait for all the coverage of the next round of lawsuits.
No shit. Greta Van Cuntstran, Nancy Face and Catherine Crier are no doubt pissing themselves over at least six straight months of nonstop "expert" interviews and "analysis," errrr, speculation.

Their investigation could start and end at her dealer's house. I saw her make an appearance where she was so freakin high she could barely comprehend the questions she was being asked....constantly fidgiting with glassed over eyes dialated to the color black.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:04 pm

No one had her in the deadth pool. Shucks.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:07 pm

Did anyone have her in the regular pool ?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:07 pm

what a loss.

61 fuggin' points.

The Whistle Is Screaming · Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:11 pm

Fucking douches, we have rules for a reason* ...

* I don't know why, but they seemed to be a good idea at the time.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:27 pm

Did Crown die too?

420 · Post by **420** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:45 pm

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:Fucking douches, we have rules for a reason* ...

* I don't know why, but they seemed to be a good idea at the time.

Ahhhh, the fuckalious days...!!!

thanks bro. at least someone made use of the (!) in the title.

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 10:18 pm

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I claim mad

Sin.

E. Pierce Marshall

Bobby42 · Post by **Bobby42** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 10:24 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:The world's average IQ just soared.

BWAH.

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 10:30 pm

mvscal wrote:
ChargerMike wrote:MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I claim mad

Sin.

E. Pierce Marshall
He's been wormshit for months himself.

...exactly, getting over from the grave.....how sweet it is.

The Assassin · Post by **The Assassin** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 11:06 pm

Id like to say shes leaving a good looking corpse,but I'm sure all those times gaining and losing over 100 pounds have left her tummy and thighs looking like a deflated balloon.

R.I.P Anna

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 11:27 pm

If you say you never jerked off to Anna, you're a fucken liar.

r.i.p.

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 11:56 pm

Or had taste.

Sorry for interrupting the board's Diana Moment.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Feb 09, 2007 12:12 am

Nishlord wrote:Or had taste.

Uh huh. Says the guy who has claimed to work both in porn and male stripping.

Oh yeah, but you've got "standards."

Yeah, you're "above" this...

Sure thing, Mr. Sophistication.

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 12:19 am

Not into bimbos, sorry. Especially dead ones.

tuff gong · Post by **tuff gong** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 12:45 am

Not to mention, she hasn't looked like that in a decade. If anyone posted a recent pic there would have to be (G)s around the title.

tuff gong · Post by **tuff gong** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 12:49 am

Husker4ever wrote:Looks like "MethSpa" finally caught up with her.

that sounds about right. My eyes accidentally collided with a recent photo of her and she did not look well. She looked drawn and unnaturally thin - well, not thin exactly but unfat in a way that looked unnatural on her. No way did she drop that weight through mere exercise and diet

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 12:50 am

And the really sad part of this tragedy, is that it has probably improved the smell of her cooter.

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 12:53 am

Goodbye, America's Tits.

Husker4ever · Post by **Husker4ever** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 12:54 am

Dinsdale wrote:And the really sad part of this tragedy, is that it has probably improved the smell of her cooter.

Stands to reason. Maybe you oughta try gargling with some embalming fluid, Dins.

Husker4ever · Post by **Husker4ever** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 12:55 am

Nishlord wrote:Goodbye, America's Tits.

Think your boy Elton might compose something? "It seems to me you lived your life trying to light your meth pipe in the wind"

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 1:18 am

Husker4ever · Post by **Husker4ever** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 1:18 am

Nishlord wrote:Or had taste.

Sorry for interrupting the board's Diana Moment.

Speaking of money-grubbing whores. I bet her and Anna Nicole would have gotten along famously.

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 1:22 am

Charles and Anna Nicole would have been pure entertainment. What a shame it never happened.

Husker4ever · Post by **Husker4ever** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 1:27 am

Nishlord wrote:Charles and Anna Nicole would have been pure entertainment. What a shame it never happened.

I dunno....Anna Nicole would've been in the Queen's stash quicker than you could say, "The Royal doobie has been rolled"

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 1:42 am

Oh, it would have been great. She would have fitted right in with our own mental-as-fuck, ridiculously-rich-for-no-discernable-reason monarchy. We haven't had a bonkers American bint in the Royal Family since Wallace Thingy.

I for one would have been jigging about on the streets and throwing my pearly cap in the air every time she got her tits out from the balcony of Buck House.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 3:11 am

ChargerMike wrote:MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I claim mad

Sin.

The eventual guardian of her kid with E. Pierce Marshall's $450 million

Fixed.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 3:43 am

Michael Savage:

Larry King can hardly wait to get on the air tonight with another slut dropping dead. He won't need any oxygen tonight with the atmosphere surrounding this story. Him and the rest of the vultures can hardly believe this story that they get to swoop down upon.

HOW CAN THIS BE A STORY??!! THIS WOULD HAVE NEVER HAPPENED 40 YEARS AGO!

Of course, Savage doesn't mention his conservative cohorts who are also swooping down on this story like owls in a Shrubber camping trip.

T1B

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