Anna Nicole cause of death conspiracies...

[Jack]

Listening to the boobs on radio and TV with their takes makes me wonder how many possible twists and turns someone without any evidence can give to this story..

1. Anna Nicole overdosed all on her own.

2. Howard K. Stern overdosed Anna's son and now has overdosed Anna, thus puitting himself in line as heir apparent to her potential $88 Million to $435 Million (from her marriage to the 88 year old Billionaire, Howard Marshall II). By influencing the overdose there is little to no evidence that he caused the deaths. Howard K. Stern was allegedly married to Anna Nicole.

3. Anna's son was the father of her baby. When she delivered the baby, he killed himself shortly after the birth of his sister (and daughter). Anna became so distraught that it would soon be found out that her son was the father, that she killed herself.
* A DNA test on the baby is supposed to be done on the 21st of February.

4. Howard Marshall II's son slipped stronger drugs into Anna's drugs.

What are your possible theories???

I wouldn't be shocked to find out that #2, Howard K. Stern was behind both overdoses.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

What are your possible theories???

That you will add to your immense collection of shit TROTS threads.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

WHO GIVES A FUCK?

[PL]

heart attack, lets move on

[Goober McTuber]

What are your possible theories???

You were dropped on your head as a child.

[DallasFanatic]

Ummmmm, son whacked himself with methadone. Mommy followed suit

[Mikey]

The real Anna Nicole Smith was abducted by space aliens hired by her late husband's wealthy family.
The body they found was actually just a lifeless copy, replicated by the space aliens from a small amount of her DNA.

The real Anna Nicole Smith is now on a spaceship with the revered "Dah-eerie". The extraterrestrials feel that if the cow goes dry she could be an alternate source of the wonder tonic.

[Tom In VA]

llol

[Çì®åŠ DêMïgòD]

Ummmmm, son whacked himself with methadone. Mommy followed suit

Wasn't it Shrubber who posted that his Doctor wanted to put him on methadone?

[Husker4ever]

Here's my theory: Years of drug abuse taxed her internal organs. That coupled with the stress of recent, dramatic weight loss (and ongoing substance abuse) gave her a heart attack, stroke, or anyeurism. Even if there was an overdose, I'm sure her damaged organs were more susceptible to an overdose.

The aftermath: Anyone who took trimspa and had any type of heart attack, stroke, or health problems involving internal organs will try to cash in by sueing. This includes the dead relatives of former trimspa users.


Methspa Baby! <----her drug addicted infant child....sad shit.

[Dinsdale]

My theory -- Anna Nicole was browsing the internet, and came across http://www.theoneboard.com .

After reading one of Jack's "takes," she went all Mama Cass and started shoving ham sammies, bed pillows, and every other thing she could find down her grille, in an effort to make the pain go away.

We should consider her one of the Lucky ones.

[Dinsdale]

Here's my theory: Years of drug abuse taxed her internal organs.

Next theory...

FTFY



If you don't get it, that's fine...it was pretty much for BBQ Jones' amusement.

[Goober McTuber]

The aftermath: Anyone who took trimspa and had any type of heart attack, stroke, or health problems involving internal organs will try to cash in by sueing. This includes the dead relatives of former trimspa users.

Gotta love that Cornholer logic.

[Moving Sale]

Here's my theory: Years of drug abuse taxed her internal organs.

Next theory...

Hasty generalization much you fallacy riden fuckstain?