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[KC Scott]

The annual opportunity to drop $$$ on cards, candy and flowers brought to you by the fine folks here in KC at:





Unwar forgetting, then standing in the card aisle with the other losers at CVS,
then plunking down $5 for a card that bellows out Hank Williams singing "Hey Good Looking" - OK, the card was kinda cool.
Luckily my wife likes Daisy's so I didn't get gouged for the $29.95 dozen roses at the local florist that are regularly $12.

I asked my wife when Men get a holiday where we get presents and booze and shit,
and she told me that was everyday.

I have no idea what she's talking about, but I've found arguing logic like that never gets me very far.

[poptart]

Good point, Scott.
No arguing.

If you win an argument with your wife, you lose.


I know you get that.

[War Wagon]

oh, shit...

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

spineless, pussy whipped half-man with undescended testicles.

I'm having the sirloin with garlic mashed potatos and steamed vegetables.

[Tom In VA]

Interesting how ...

http://www.google.com pays tribute. Their seasonal image spells "Googe". I wonder if that's "googlespeak" for spooge.

Anyhow, good one mvscal, what'd you get your left hand for V-day ? Chocolate ? You gonna let it melt before you two get busy ?



RACK Mgo, lol'r

[Tom In VA]

Anyhow, good one mvscal, what'd you get your left hand for V-day ? Chocolate ? You gonna let it melt before you two get busy ?

Typical response from the emasculated. Try acting like a man someday, if you're still able.

Laugh at yourself once in awhile it's good for your health. Have a good night with your woman AlphaCal.

[orcinus]

March 14 ... mark your calendar.

National Steak and Blowjob day.

[pron]

RACK March 14 :D

[BBMarley]

March 14 ... mark your calendar.

National Steak and Blowjob day.

Rack that.. the wife is sitting right here and I told her to put it on the calendar. Wonder if I can get a paid holiday from work for that day?

[DallasFanatic]

March 14 ... mark your calendar.

National Steak and Blowjob day.

The joys of still being newlyweds. I get that twice a year.

[OCmike]

Unwar forgetting, then standing in the card aisle with the other losers at CVS, then plunking down $5 for a card that bellows out Hank Williams singing "Hey Good Looking" - OK, the card was kinda cool.

Fortunately for me, my OL has always been happy with a kiss on Valentine's Day. She thinks that guys who fork out $$ are suckers.

Luckily my wife likes Daisy's so I didn't get gouged for the $29.95 dozen roses at the local florist that are regularly $12.

Actually, $29.95 isn't bad on 2/14 compared to what I've seen in the past. In CA it was usually $40-$50. Anyway, though my OL thinks roses are pretty, her favorite flowers are carnations thank G0D and GOD. She told me a long time ago when we were first dating that she'd rather have $10 worth of carnations five times a year and be surprised, than have me fork over $50 for roses on 2/14 that will be dead in two weeks or less.

[KC Scott]

March 14 ... mark your calendar.

National Steak and Blowjob day.

Won't that kill the taste of your steak?

Fortunately for me, my OL has always been happy with a kiss on Valentine's Day. She thinks that guys who fork out $$ are suckers.

Just a Kiss.... And you have how many kids?

Rack the Non-Material Girl

Actually, $29.95 isn't bad on 2/14 compared to what I've seen in the past. In CA it was usually $40-$50. Anyway, though my OL thinks roses are pretty, her favorite flowers are carnations thank G0D and GOD. She told me a long time ago when we were first dating that she'd rather have $10 worth of carnations five times a year and be surprised, than have me fork over $50 for roses on 2/14 that will be dead in two weeks or less.

I bought Lynn a Baby Grand a couple years ago, and one time I did bring flowers home she said "I love Roses on my Piano" to which I replied "I'd rather have Tulips on my Organ"

[OCmike]

Just a Kiss.... And you have how many kids?

We were one and done. We considered having more, but whenever she gets pregnant, her body declares nuclear war on itself (gestational diabetes, braxton-hicks contractions, back problems, etc). Besides, she had two kids from her previous marriage.

On a related note... When I first started posting with you fuckers, I was a single college student. Now I've been married five years in April and have a 4 y/o son. We've been at this awhile...

Rack the Non-Material Girl

Well, I wouldn't go that far. She's been quite well taken care of in the jewelry dept, including last year when I upgraded her wedding ring to a gorgeous three-stone band on our anniversary.

We just generally don't get each other anything for Valentine's Day or Christmas because we buy each other nice stuff throughout the year.

I bought Lynn a Baby Grand a couple years ago

Nice!

and one time I did bring flowers home she said "I love Roses on my Piano" to which I replied "I'd rather have Tulips on my Organ"

A rimshot joke, but one that's always gotten a chuckle out of me.

[War Wagon]

What can I say....I'm married to one mean bitch.

My wife would be mean too if I cheated on her with some sow.

Or was it an emu?

[OCmike]

Or was it an emu?

No, that was me. And it was only one time and I absolutely hated it.

[KC Scott]

On a related note... When I first started posting with you fuckers, I was a single college student. Now I've been married five years in April and have a 4 y/o son. We've been at this awhile...

Rack

Hell, I remember when you had hair and still wrangling Emu's
It's been longer than 5 years here. I think Rome came on in KC in 99 and started posting to SC3 within a few months after that.

War us LTs