Leave your brats at home when you go to the gym bitches...

[Derron]

So the late 40's former meth skank, (still just a skank) brings her 2 bastard different dad 9 and 11 year old boys to the gym.

1. They take turns launching off the treadmill to see how far they can go.
2. They continually slam the cable weights whilst skank mom says / does nothing.
3.They run back and forth between treadmill and stair machine.
4. They run between hot tub and sauna, screaming and yelling and raising hell.
5. Skank mom can get a baby sitter and little bastards might burn the fucking house down.

Now there is a fair amount of eye candy and just good to look at women at the gym ... but this bitch does NOTHING for me and really is not that great to look at. Might be a 2:30 am go for Dins or myself 20 years ago... but yewww...

So leave the bastards at home, or learn them to stay by themselves for an hour...or get the neighborhood slut /babysitter to come for an hour and give the rest of us a decent work out with out your brats raising hell...and don't suggest thefront desk attendants do any thing, they are too busy trolling craigslist for action to bother ....

[The Whistle Is Screaming]

Why would the gym put up with that shit? At best, it drives away customers, at worst it's a lawsuit in the making. Tell to the gym manager if he/she doesn't get rid of the bastards, you will and then find another gym.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

and don't suggest thefront desk attendants do any thing, they are too busy trolling craigslist for action to bother ....

Does this gym have day care? What is the age limit for people out on the gym floor? Did you check into that before agreeing to a contract? If not, then you kicked your own ass upon signing up.

Btw -- bring it to the gym owner's attention. He is liable if one of those kids hurts himself. I am sure if you make him aware of the situation, he will put a stop to it. I am assuming you belong to a hole in the wall POS gym, and not a Gold's, for example.

[Derron]

and don't suggest thefront desk attendants do any thing, they are too busy trolling craigslist for action to bother ....

Does this gym have day care? What is the age limit for people out on the gym floor? Did you check into that before agreeing to a contract? If not, then you kicked your own ass upon signing up.

Btw -- bring it to the gym owner's attention. He is liable if one of those kids hurts himself. I am sure if you make him aware of the situation, he will put a stop to it. I am assuming you belong to a hole in the wall POS gym, and not a Gold's, for example.

No day care... in fact there are several of the dance class bitches bring their brats as well, who run around the dance studio.

Supposed to be a age limit on the floor of 12.. but this bitch and several others have "family" memberships, so they feel inclined to bring the little demons all the time.

It is a small town fairly decent gym. There is no other gym in town, outside of a tiny Powerhouse for the roid freaks. I got 2 years free, because the owner fucked the general contractor, and the GC repossed the gym and still owed me a pile of money for concrete and tile work on the project. But even that won't get my money back, so I get 2 years free and my liens keep collecting 9% interest on the property.

Not another gym within 10 miles....I am sending the owner an e mail this morning, because his personal trainers are fueding and let my OL hanging for a month. There was 1 towel in the basket when I came in the other day, so I took my new Kershaw and sliced that sum bitch in half for me and the OL. The basket has never been empty since.

[BSmack]

Does this gym have day care? What is the age limit for people out on the gym floor? Did you check into that before agreeing to a contract? If not, then you kicked your own ass upon signing up.

You took the words right out of my mouth. Any decent gym should have some form of day care.

[Derron]

Does this gym have day care? What is the age limit for people out on the gym floor? Did you check into that before agreeing to a contract? If not, then you kicked your own ass upon signing up.

You took the words right out of my mouth. Any decent gym should have some form of day care.

For 9 and 11 year old boys ??

Babies and toddlers... ok.. but my kids were able to be left home alone for an hour or two when they were 9, 10 or so.

But I agree....this gym has a lot of attendants standing around/posing / trolling. If he would pull the internet connection from the front desk, shit might get done.

[Cicero]

It's a lawsuit waiting to happen. Something probably won't happen until some kid gets hurt.

My gym has a Day Care and no one under the age of 13 is even permitted past the Lobby.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

For 9 and 11 year old boys ??

I know such a sentence usually sends a tingle down your pederast spine... so I will spell it out for you. I was the GM for a Gold's for many years. You had to be 13 to be allowed onto the gym floor. If some A-Hole parent brought their 12 year old rugrat, said rugrat had to sit in the Daycare Room for the duration. If he/she had to pee, said Rugrat had to be walked to the bathroom by an employee. If employee didn't follow this policy, I went all D-Trump on their sorry ass. "You're fired!" If A-Hole parent brought said Rugrat to gym during non daycare hours, they were sent home. End... of... story.


Edited for... most gyms nowadays have a bathroom connected to the Day Care. This was... "back in the day." Takes a potential problem right out of the equation.

[trev]

Babies and toddlers... ok.. but my kids were able to be left home alone for an hour or two when they were 9, 10 or so.

Left home alone at 9 and 10? Every kid is different, but I'd have to say no. Too young.

[BSmack]

Does this gym have day care? What is the age limit for people out on the gym floor? Did you check into that before agreeing to a contract? If not, then you kicked your own ass upon signing up.

You took the words right out of my mouth. Any decent gym should have some form of day care.

For 9 and 11 year old boys ??

If they are incapable of abiding by the gym rules, yes. My gym provides day care for kids 4 months to 13 years old 6 days a week. Which, after some simple googleing, appears to be the standard deal for gyms in this area.

[trev]

Babies and toddlers... ok.. but my kids were able to be left home alone for an hour or two when they were 9, 10 or so.

Left home alone at 9 and 10? Every kid is different, but I'd have to say no. Too young.

I'd have to say your kids are chickenshits.

Mine are pretty mature. Not impulsive, like you. :wink:

[Derron]

Babies and toddlers... ok.. but my kids were able to be left home alone for an hour or two when they were 9, 10 or so.

Left home alone at 9 and 10? Every kid is different, but I'd have to say no. Too young.

Only if you are a child worshiping coddler parent. Novel idea here... train your kids...you are the parent... tell them what to do and expect them to do it. Enforce the consequences if they don't. Problem solved.

We started when our's were 10, 9, an 8. Go to have coffee on Sunday evening. Tell them you would be back in an hour and come back in 40 minutes. Not hard...live in some place other than the projects.

[YD]

sucks there's no deece club with pools, basketball courts, racketball, tennis, and loads of other shit for 9-11yr olds to do. I guess there probably is but the price is not as right, eh? plus its the only way you'll get your money from those a holes.

you are fucked I guess

[SaladTosser]

I've never hooked up with a girl who has ever even SMELLED a gym. So, I have no place to comment on this subject.

Sincerely,

Me and Dins