So anyway, there I was...

Husker4ever · Post by **Husker4ever** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 9:19 pm

Toddowen wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Toddowen wrote:I'm here...I'm weird
Get used to it

And how can you really know what my true feelings are? And even if I am in fact a pervert, why is one choice of sexual preference considered true while the other is left dangling?

You don't accept diversity very well...just sayin'.
Your pedophilic tendencies are perversity, not diversity. Sexually abusing small children is not “one choice of sexual preference”, it’s a fucking felony. Should be a capital offense. Kill yourself already, Tard. Do it for the kiddies.

Listen, John.....I mean Goober....

I know I can never expect to live up to your high moral standards. Niether can you convince me to kill myself or change. I won't because of you, and you have no power to influence me.

Try all you can, you will not catch me. Try to get a move on, we will shout with all of our might:"Catch us if you can".

You'll never amount to anything more than flailing and failing.

^^^Did this guy just admit to being a pedophile? I hope you fuckers keep this shit on permanent record. Sounds like probable cause to have his local PD confiscate his computer and shake down his house. Unbelieveable.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 9:35 pm

Husker4ever wrote: ^^^Did this guy just admit to being a pedophile?

It’s rather difficult for him to deny, based on his posting history. Funny thing, Diego got clowned with a doctored chat room log and has since been tagged a pedophile, wrongly so I believe. Tardowen has put up numerous posts which point to him actually being a pedophile in real life, and he gets a pass.

You should have seen the painfully graphic post he threw up one night where he described in great detail what it was like going down on his mother.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 9:49 pm

mvscal wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Tardowen has put up numerous posts which point to him actually being a pedophile in real life, and he gets a pass.
I know I've done my best to encourage him to get the help he needs.

I know. In that regard, you are a humanitarian of the highest order.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 10:08 pm

mvscal wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Tardowen has put up numerous posts which point to him actually being a pedophile in real life, and he gets a pass.
I know I've done my best to encourage him to get the help he needs.

PMing pictures of handguns and sleeping pills is not exactly conventional therapy.

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 3:16 am

R-Jack wrote:Jack, the reason no one asks for your opinion is because we are going to get the brain-dead drivel you just slathered on this thread.

most guys do not have an attention span long enough to read that..

Most guys do. It's just they wouldn't have the attention span if you tried to stretch your boring, wooden tripe that long.

and straight men in general do not get into details of stories..

Once again, you are not "most people". Just because you are too much of a drooling window-licker to hammer out the cliffs notes version when you actually have a coherent thought, doesn't mean the bulk of society is.

I do agree that gay people are people and should be treated as such.

Well whoopdefuckingdo! That's a bold statement. Guess what tard. No one was questioning if gays would be an ingredient in soylent green. People who hate gays are allright with treating different folks shittier than others, but no one doubted they were homo-erectus.

I also do not think gayness is a choice that someone makes.

Idiot. It is a choice. It's a lifestyle and regardless of what gives pooppushers that desire, they make a choice to adopt that lifestyle. Even if there is a gay gene, I'm sure it doesn't leave fags geneticaly disposed to wear a revealing biker outfit and walk around like a zombie saying "must.....suck.......cock"

That's it! Wherever you are in regards to the closet is okay with me
as long as you don't flaunt it or talk about it with me.

Dude, even Whitey or mvscal are not cruel enough to wish the biggest flamer to endure a conversation with you. You're safe.

R-Jack,

You are a F*cking Idiot!

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 3:18 am

OCmike wrote:
Jack wrote:Mike,

most guys do not have an attention span long enough to read that..
If I dropped that into a MS Word document, it would have been about two pages. You can't sit through two pages? ADD some?

Here's a new version, that's more the speed of a simpleton like you:

I once knew a guy
who said that he hated
fags, but one time
I caught him kissing a guy!!!
Crazy times!!

Jack wrote:and straight men in general do not get into details of stories..
All writers of screenplays and novels are gay? Who knew?

Dinsdale wrote:Great story...I laughed.

How is it so many weird tales seem to start out "well, one night we went to San Francisco, and..."?
Thanks.

Yeah, it started out as a roadie to a rock show and turned into one of the more bizarre nights I've ever experienced.

I've got some more quality tales that I'll bang out when I get properly motivated again. They'll probably be long and detailed, so the "Jacks" of the world can feel free to pass them on by.

Mike,

Did you say something???

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 6:21 am

Looks like mvscals "therapy" didn't help with his reading comprehension, either.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 7:38 am

Toddowen wrote: You see, I can look the other way at pedophilia. It just a choice that some people make. I've nothing against pedophiles as long as they don't make advances towards me.

I am all for bullets making advances toward you.

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 7:48 am

Oh, yes, so Tad and babs were getting quite frisky..you know, the George Linclon Rockwell school of Field Massage, and Babs said, oh you're quite the fairy, and Tad quilled back--oh, you're one to talk...and babs started lying about his wartime adventures....

http://www.flurl.com/item/154_u_207669

and then he came in his hand and took off the negligee and crawled off to his monk-like bed...

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 1:24 pm

Toddowen wrote:One thing I've learned in this thread is that putting OCmike's reasoning to work here, Goober McTubber is a dangerous pedophile predator that lashes strongly against the very thing he's trying to cloak in his own personality.

You see, I can look the other way at pedophilia. It just a choice that some people make. I've nothing against pedophiles as long as they don't make advances towards me.

Goober cannot. There's some real inner turmoil just tugging at him to go one way or the other and he can't cope with it.

Nice try, Tard. While some people find homosexuality repugnant, it is not rejected by society as a whole and it is not illegal. Your particular brand of deviancy (pedophilia) is abhorrent to everyone not so inclined and is totally illegal. Apples and oranges, you fucking fruitcake.

You’ve got nothing against pedophiles because you’re one of them.