Things about orientals/asians that piss me off...not drivers

Husker4ever · Post by **Husker4ever** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 3:30 am

And this includes the chinese, japanese, laotians, vietnamese, koreans, etc. For a race of people who, on average, are considered to be smart....why do they insist upon harvesting the fisheries to the point species are on the brink of extinction? Why do they want to buy rhino horn, tiger dick, and animal pancreas to the degree these species are also on the brink? A better question might be: Why in hell do they believe tiger dick soup is going to make them fuck Ling-Ling all night long, make them more fertile, or add a sixteenth of an inch to their rice dicks in first place?

While fishing, I've personally witnessed a group of Laotians keeping anything they get on their lines from turtles, crawdads, and carp to 6 inch long bass fingerlings. (Bet your ass I got on the cellphone and called the game and parks commission) Fish and game laws apparantly don't mean jack to them and anything that moves, squirms, or crawls is fair game and suitable for the stovetop. Cats and rats are delicacies in some spots over there.

The threat they pose to several species of whales also pisses me off. I know the white man nearly offed all the buffalo, but thankfully something was finally done. I just don't see anyone stepping forward and being stewards of the environment in those cultures.

Any asians in here that can explain some of this?

bbqjones · Post by **bbqjones** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 3:36 am

not a big fan of orientals. until i found this:

hi patsy

Husker4ever · Post by **Husker4ever** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 3:47 am

bbqjones wrote:not a big fan of orientals. until i found this:

hi patsy

Rack. But notice the one on the left foraging for any stray titbugs to throw in the evening stir fry.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sun Feb 18, 2007 4:01 am

Christ. Can you keep those stories to yourself?

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 5:30 am

Toddowen wrote:
Another thing to heap onto the pile is the way the a lot of asians gamble until they've sold their next 10 generations up shit creek with debt. Not that that's a bad thing for the casino industry. But it's downright nausiating to bear witness to for innocent bystanders such as myself.

One of the casinos that I used to go to in SoCal once in awhile had about 10 Baccarat tables just to be able to service all of the asian customers who came in. Not only were the tables always packed to the gills, but there would always be a pack of 6-8 asian on-lookers at every fuckin table looking over players shoulders and barking instructions and opinions.

For those of you who don't know Baccarat, it's essentially casino war, where the object is for the total sum of the cards to add up to the closest to nine. Players alternate their bets on either the banker's hand or player's hand, which is for all intents and purposes a coin flip. Most of the tables have a $25 minimum, but most of the asian players I'd see were betting well over $100 per hand...on a coin flip.

They'd all have out their tracking charts to try to identify trends (read: guess) what the next winning hand would be. But a lot of them would base their next bet, not on calculations or charts, but on superstition.

Their wife would be behind them doing everything but tossing dried chicken bones into a tin plate full of pooled goat's blood and yelling at him which way to bet. The few times I was retarded enough to play the game, I got seriously pissed off at this, since some of these guys will at times take a full minute or two waiting to decide which way to bet...on a coin flip.

Unreal.

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 6:14 am

It's like the russian roulette scenes in The Deer Hunter with them in every game they can toss a coin in.

RACK!

Husker4ever · Post by **Husker4ever** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 9:59 pm

So there must be some correlation between their gambling habits and the way they irresponsibly consume foods and threatened species? I mean if their willing to gamble away their children's financial futures that might help to explian the way they willingly fuck with ecosystems...threatening their own futures and generations' to come.

I can see uneducated, subsistence type societies doing this but why people such as the Japanese?

Husker4ever · Post by **Husker4ever** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 10:40 pm

Mace wrote:
I can see uneducated, subsistence type societies doing this but why people such as the Japanese?
It might have something to do with the Westernization of Japan. They aren't doing anything that we haven't also done to our natural resources in this country, IMO.

Mace

Agreed. But how do you account for what the Chinese and other isolated societies do? Or Japans history of over hunting the whales that is ongoing? We also have an EPA and a list of species protected by federal law. Also, I have yet to encounter 4th generation Americans with German immigrant great-grandparents who feel the need to purchase granulated tiger cock to increase their libido.

Husker4ever · Post by **Husker4ever** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 10:54 pm

I hear you when you say it's a human thing. People are people. But, you also have to consider what a factor cultural differences can be. There's no other way to explain an insatiable need for tiger penis and rhino horn. A need so incessant you would be willing to eliminate your very source by wiping it off the face of the earth.

But, they say there's never no big loss without some small gain. Look for the nips to make huge advances in cloning as they scramble for a way to find a source for tiger dick when the supply is about gone.

Adelpiero · Post by **Adelpiero** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 12:04 am

the asians crack me up at the casinos.

especially at the blackjack table.

they have 18, dealer has a 6 showing, flips over a K, and they begin to yell ,"monkey, monkey, monkey". then as a face card hits, they slap fives, get loud and begin yelling monkey again. every fuckin hand, and then they give ya the evil eye, when ya bust, and the dealer would of busted with the card(mind you, i had a 3 and a 4, so sticking wasnt an option, and got a J) i got on my hit.

i've seen them split face cards into a 8 or 9(dealer showing).

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 6:40 am

Mace wrote:
Agreed. But how do you account for what the Chinese and other isolated societies do?
Don't they have McDonalds in China? So much for protecting the horse population.

All the best cowboys have chinese eyes.

I don't think they can supersize, though. Genetics can only go so far.

420 · Post by **420** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 6:54 am

Since we're discussing Asians...

Rank'em.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 5:34 pm

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 9:45 pm

Toddowen wrote:Real or not, still a good pic bbq.

Another thing to heap onto the pile is the way the a lot of asians gamble until they've sold their next 10 generations up shit creek with debt. Not that that's a bad thing for the casino industry. But it's downright nausiating to bear witness to for innocent bystanders such as myself.

Oh....And the people I know who work at these casinos claim that they have disgusting personal hygene habits. They claim the orientals have no qualm about wiping their snot anywhere that they please. Espescially on door handles. One girl told me she carries a bar towel with her everytime she has to use a certain door on the casino floor because it is always dripping with gook nose goo.

I worked as a croupier when I was 19, to a 90% Chinese clientele, 90% of which were in the Triads. I cannot find anything in that post up there to argue about, apart from the lack of any mention of violence.

When you worked the blackjack table, you felt like you were on the set of The Deerhunter. The conversation would go thus;

"CAH!"

(trans: "I would like a card, please")

"PIKCHA!"
(trans: "I really hope the next card is a picture card that will either give me a good hand or will bust you")

"PORQUAI!"
(trans: "I hope you die in the street")

On roulette, they're even worse. They basically recreate the World Trade Center around the 8 and 11 numbers (apparently because the Cantonese for '8' and '11' are similar to 'life' and 'death') and if the ball landed in either number more than once during a session, you'd be hauled into the office and bollocked, as if you had any bearing whatsoever over a metal ball and a spinning wheel.

One time, it was pointed out to me a man coming towards my table looking like a morbidly obese Charles Bronson was actually the head of the Nottingham Triads. He spunked away $10K on two spins of the wheel, laughed, and went home. Other times I've been witness to mentalist Chinese resturanteurs losing all their takings for the week, waiting for the next game to start (with the chips piled up so high that it looked like the Manhattan skyline and you actually had to support it with one arm whilst spinning the wheel), and then picking up a massive crystal ashtray and Frisbeeing it at the chips. And then everyone claimed they had all their chips on the winning number.

I managed six months of this shit (and was the only croupier, male or female, who had avoided getting biffed on the nose) before I jacked it in. Probably the worst job I've ever had. Being a bingo caller on Southend seafront had more class and dignity to it.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 9:49 pm

OK, as long as we're listing stereotypes, they also seem clueless about the concept of lines.

There can be 10 people waiting at post office, DMV, whatever, and they just walk right up to the front and start blathering away.

On the Plus side there's General Tsao's Chicken and Kobe Tai

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 12:59 am

Sorry for Cudaing the Deerhunter reference, btw - I was skim-reading.

Please forgive me.

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 6:38 am

Maybe it was that "Ten dollah fucky/sucky?"-look you were giving her...

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 5:34 pm

Here in Oregon, there was no enslavement of Africans. It was actually illegal, and the Oregon Constitution strictly forbade it in the short time between its ratification and Emancipation. Matter of fact, blacks weren't allowed in the state, period, be they free or slave.

Because we used the Chinks instead.

Lake Oswego (aka Lake Nonegro) didn't freaking dig itself, you know. Neither did power equipment. Just a bunch of chinks with shovels. I'm sure all the people living on the multi-million dollar lakefront homes appreciate their effort. And they better not fuck up the drycleaning, and better have my brand of smokes in stock at the Gookmart.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Tue Feb 20, 2007 8:17 pm

Adelpiero wrote:they have 18, dealer has a 6 showing, flips over a K, and they begin to yell ,"monkey, monkey, monkey". then as a face card hits, they slap fives, get loud and begin yelling monkey again. every fuckin hand, and then they give ya the evil eye, when ya bust, and the dealer would of busted with the card(mind you, i had a 3 and a 4, so sticking wasnt an option, and got a J) i got on my hit.

You busted when the dealer was showing a 6?

Good to see you tard up a blackjack table just as well as you do a messageboard.

Adelpiero · Post by **Adelpiero** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 12:53 am

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
Adelpiero wrote:they have 18, dealer has a 6 showing, flips over a K, and they begin to yell ,"monkey, monkey, monkey". then as a face card hits, they slap fives, get loud and begin yelling monkey again. every fuckin hand, and then they give ya the evil eye, when ya bust, and the dealer would of busted with the card(mind you, i had a 3 and a 4, so sticking wasnt an option, and got a J) i got on my hit.

You busted when the dealer was showing a 6? Good to see you tard up a blackjack table just as well as you do a messageboard.

dumbass

i said they yell monkey when they have 18 and the dealer busts

i also said i had 3 and a 4, i hit(obviously) got a face card, stuck. the dealer would of busted if i hadnt hit(which i had too) so they blamed me. thats what im saying.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 3:59 am

I can't believe I type Kobe Tai and pron didn't show up

DELSDAD · Post by **DELSDAD** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 4:45 am

Adelpiero wrote:
ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
Adelpiero wrote:they have 18, dealer has a 6 showing, flips over a K, and they begin to yell ,"monkey, monkey, monkey". then as a face card hits, they slap fives, get loud and begin yelling monkey again. every fuckin hand, and then they give ya the evil eye, when ya bust, and the dealer would of busted with the card(mind you, i had a 3 and a 4, so sticking wasnt an option, and got a J) i got on my hit.

You busted when the dealer was showing a 6? Good to see you tard up a blackjack table just as well as you do a messageboard.
dumbass

i said they yell monkey when they have 18 and the dealer busts

i also said i had 3 and a 4, i hit(obviously) got a face card, stuck. the dealer would of busted if i hadnt hit(which i had too) so they blamed me. thats what im saying.

Your story is just a little confusing. It read like you busted (ya bust). Everyone knows you didn't hit that 17. You definately hit that 7 regardless of the table. So, did the dealer bust his 16 w/ a face card?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 7:51 am

I hate fukkkers who gotta go to the "asshole next to me didn't know how to play" card when they lose their ass at the blackjack table. Yeah, some fukks can't play and take/don't take a card when they should/shouldn't. So fukking what? Why is it that changing of the deck always fukks them. It could just as well help.

STFU blackjack losers