Travel advisory-Cabo

[Felix]

Headed for Cabo tomorrow morning and need some insight from anyone that's been there on where to go, what (or who) to do, what to see......

yeah yeah, the Cabo Wabo.....
(if I run into Sammy I'll get you all his autograph and tell him the trolls send their best)

anything else?

[Douchebag]

(if I run into Sammy I'll get you all his autograph and tell him the trolls send their best)

if you see that fatass no talent assfuck tell him i'm going to fly down there and beat the ever loving feces out of him and then shove it back down his mouth where it belongs in the first place.

[420]

Why people spend good money to go to a different country, so they can hang out at a beach and drink with "Americans" is beyond me.

Could you fuckin' people play it any safer?

The Americans that go to places like Cabo, PV, Cancun, etc., are gonna find a new way to kill themselves.

They're gonna bore themselves to death!!!


Oh yeah, what to see in Cabo?

The beach, hot chicks that you'll never get, and drunk Americans at the bar.


Have fun!

[Felix]

Oh yeah, what to see in Cabo?

The beach, hot chicks that you'll never get, and drunk Americans at the bar.


Have fun!

so in other words you've never been there....

do something for me.....the next time you feel the need to hit the submit button in response to anything I post...

just blow your fucking brains out instead.....

tia

[KC Scott]

If it's anything like Puerto Vallarta was, you will be beseiged with folks offering you free golf, dinners and fishing trips for just a few moments of your time to look at a fabulous investment opportunity.

Run Away.

[Felix]

If it's anything like Puerto Vallarta was, you will be beseiged with folks offering you free golf, dinners and fishing trips for just a few moments of your time to look at a fabulous investment opportunity.

Run Away.

timeshare presentations......


I love em....

give you big piles of cash or food credits, free golf, etc. and nobody can say no better than me.....

[KC Scott]

Jim, we ran away quickly. At the resort we made freinds with a couple that thought they could say No quickly - get their free shit and get out in a reasonable amount of time - BWAHAHA

They made the mistake of letting the TS people drive them to the resort, They said after the initial presentation, they got taken to a room where dude worked on 'em for 45 minutes. No, No, No they said. He left and another dude came in, and another and another after that. 5 Hours later, they finally got their free dinner and boat ride certificates, but ended up dropping $40 for the cab back to their condo since no one from the TS would take them back.


But hey, it's your vacation.

[Felix]

But hey, it's your vacation.

the thing about timeshare spiels is when I start talking the economics of the thing....they tend to try and get me out as fast as possible.....

I've been to way too many timeshare presentations.....

and I still don't own one....

[ChargerMike]

In my desk drawer I have 5 days and 4 nights at a company condo in Cabo. It's been there 3 years and I still haven't gone. Jimmah, when you get back, I expect a full report on the spots to hit and the spots to stear clear of. I will be heading down there this year come hell or highwater.
Have fun Bro. and if a beaner says he/she can .........never mind...have fun.

[smackaholic]

not long after getting married, the OL and me actually bought one of those fukking things. 7 grand for a floater week, single bedroom. A few weeks later, I saw one listed in the paper for 3500. Little did I know at the time, you can't even get 3500 for it. Resale is absolute shit.

The main reason for buying at the time was, the place was 15 minutes from home and we had year round use of the facilities that are fairly nice.

Now we live over an hour away and damn near never go there. Wish the fukk I could get 2 grand for it, never mind 7.

We have exchanged 3 or 4 times to go see the rat in florida. While there, we take advantage of those hard sell fukkers. It's a little easier to say FUKK NO when you 'splain that you already have one. We just grab our free pair of tickets to whereverthefukk and run.

It's not a bad way to waste 2 hrs earlier in the day when you weren't gonna do anything anyway. Might as well drink/eat their coffee/juice/donuts instead of ours.

Over the past 3-4 years we've just exchanged for a school vacation week in orlando, then listed it on ebay. This usually pays the maintenance fee for the year, sometimes a bit more.

[tuff gong]

(if I run into Sammy I'll get you all his autograph and tell him the trolls send their best)

if you see that fatass no talent assfuck tell him i'm going to fly down there and beat the ever loving feces out of him and then shove it back down his mouth where it belongs in the first place.

My, you certainly have a lot of anger to spread around, Douchebag.

With your limited funds, how would you swing this excursion? Last I heard you were having trouble mustering the Greyhound fare, let alone a nite at the Red Roof. Where would you stay in Cabo? Do they have a Budget Inn?

[smackaholic]

Does greyhound go all the way down to cabo?

Ridin' the 'hound in the US ain't the most stylish way to get around. I can't imagine riding it through mehoooco where human passengers will likely be outnumbered by livestock is much fun either.

[Wolfman]

I'll pass---MrsO keeps saying she would like to go to Hawaii !!!
for what ???
Get on a plane and fly for umpteen hours so I can hang out on an ocean beach with palm trees,etc. when I can get in my
Maxima and drive 15 minutes to do the same thing ??
Oh--OK--so I don't get a lei !!

[420]

Oh yeah, what to see in Cabo?

The beach, hot chicks that you'll never get, and drunk Americans at the bar.


Have fun!

so in other words you've never been there....

Can you read and comprehend, Mr. Potato Head?

I told you what you're in store for on your "Club Med" vacation.

It's not my fault you have no brains or imagination when it comes to a vacation.

Psssst! You'll probably see more mexicans during a week in Idaho than a week in Cabo, dipshit.

You see, when I leave the country on vacation... it's to escape dumbass fucking Americans such as you.

You on the other hand... leave the country to search out your own brethren.

Just make sure you dont miss the tour bus at 8:00 am... I hear the tour guide is fairly prompt and will leave without you. Then what the fuck are you going to do?

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

I'll pass---MrsO keeps saying she would like to go to Hawaii !!!
for what ???

Oh, I dunno, maybe because Hawaii offers natural outdoor wonders you couldn't even get a sniff of in Florida. What you will get though, are miles and miles of lazy, white trash locals walking around in size XXL Tweety Bird t-shirts and dirty sandals, surrounded by falling, unkempt foliage, and thousands of blue hairs waiting around for the Rapture to come.

Yeah, who'd want a vacation from that? Sitting around and abusing your liver with Beast Lites sounds much more appealing.

[Douchebag]

My, you certainly have a lot of anger to spread around, Douchebag.

With your limited funds, how would you swing this excursion? Last I heard you were having trouble mustering the Greyhound fare, let alone a nite at the Red Roof. Where would you stay in Cabo? Do they have a Budget Inn?

don't worry about that fuckface. you just wait your turn in line with the rest of these pathetic shitstains for your beating with your hands covering your shivering nutsack. My football coach has a condo down there and every year he takes the captain of the team with him for some fun in the sun. it's a bonding experience you fucking asshole, and i plan on beating out our starting running back for captain of the team. But while i'm down there i'll keep my eyes peeled and my fists clenched for dickheads like you. i won't hestitate to go buckwild on anybody that even so much as glares at me the wrong way.

[Y2K]

I'll pass---MrsO keeps saying she would like to go to Hawaii !!!
for what ???
Get on a plane and fly for umpteen hours so I can hang out on an ocean beach with palm trees,etc. when I can get in my
Maxima and drive 15 minutes to do the same thing ??
Oh--OK--so I don't get a lei !!

Florida is nice but trying to compare it to the Hawaiian Islands is laughable at best.

[Louis Cyphre]

My, you certainly have a lot of anger to spread around, Douchebag.

With your limited funds, how would you swing this excursion? Last I heard you were having trouble mustering the Greyhound fare, let alone a nite at the Red Roof. Where would you stay in Cabo? Do they have a Budget Inn?

don't worry about that fuckface. you just wait your turn in line with the rest of these pathetic shitstains for your beating with your hands covering your shivering nutsack. My football coach has a condo down there and every year he takes the captain of the team with him for some fun in the sun. it's a bonding experience you fucking asshole, and i plan on beating out our starting running back for captain of the team. But while i'm down there i'll keep my eyes peeled and my fists clenched for dickheads like you. i won't hestitate to go buckwild on anybody that even so much as glares at me the wrong way.

Maybe after your "bondage"... uh, "bonding experience," the coach will move you from tight end to wide receiver.

[XXXL]

Have fun, if you surf, that's a plus...

[Felix]

I'm sorry, did you miss my first response......if not let me repeat....

shut the fuck up you colossal fucking douchebag.....next time I put any weight on the opinion of a chime selling renfaire fag....

I'll just blow my own fucking brains out....

[KC Scott]

I'll just blow my own fucking brains out....

Or Melvin will blow your brai..........

Sorry.

It was just too wide open.

[Moving Sale]

Why people spend good money to go to a different country, so they can hang out at a beach and drink with "Americans" is beyond me.

Going to Atlantis on the 3rd.

420 is a tard.

[420]

I'm sorry, did you miss my first response......

Psssst!!!!! your tour group is waiting... Mr. Potato Head.

[smackaholic]

I'll pass---MrsO keeps saying she would like to go to Hawaii !!!
for what ???
Get on a plane and fly for umpteen hours so I can hang out on an ocean beach with palm trees,etc. when I can get in my
Maxima and drive 15 minutes to do the same thing ??
Oh--OK--so I don't get a lei !!

wolfie, I've been to florida. I've been to hawaii.

Yeah, they both got nice beaches. Actually, florida has a nice beach. 1 really fukking big long one. You seen one fla beach, you seen them all.

Hawaii is just a little different. You see, hawaii is just slightly bumpier than florida. These bumps make for some breath taking scenery. Another nice thing is you can actually survive without AC in hawaii.

Take the OL there. you cheap fukkk.

[The Seer]

One of the pharmacias in a little shopping center off the main drag will sell you all the vicodin you want....