Finally have a plan to shed this damn fat.

[Dinsdale]

6'3" 215

**DING**

Does that qualify me as one of the skinny guys or a fatass? Just need to know what side of the battle field i should be on.

Does it matter?

Flip a coin, I say.


I'd kick Skeletor's ass...easy.


Geez. I'm 6'1" and change, 180, or thereabouts. **DING** Ain't exactly Ethiopian.


But I'll almost dunk in you fat fucks' faces.

[Mikey]

But I'll almost dunk in you fat fucks' faces.

You'd try once and then need help getting off the floor, Nancy.

[Dinsdale]

You'd try once and then need help getting off the floor, Nancy.

I guess I didn't make myself clear.

I wasn't negotiating what your fate is. It is what it is.

You can run around looking the fat douche while I hit myself for three, steal it on back, and do a 720 motherfucking windmill in your fat fucking grille...and so the fuck what if I get rimchecked...

Or, you can lay back and enjoy it.

The choice is yours, but the result is inevitable...that being, that you still suck, even worse now that you're become an even bigger fat fuck.

I'd recommend you save yourself the grief, and avert your high risk of some sort of heart attack, because two things are fact here -- you're at a high risk for such things, you fat fuck; secondly, I sure the fuck ain't going to lift a finger to try and revive you when the nasty hand of fate decides to blow out your pulmonary arteries like I blow out condoms fucking your mom.


But I guess you can dream, fatties.

[Raydah James]

RACK Dins even though he'd be wearing my nutz on his chin all. fucking. day.

[smackaholic]

yeah, rack dins for his epcot and highly original I fukked your mom smack.

never seen that here.

[Dinsdale]

all. fucking. day.

Dude...I'm not sure if I'd even step onto thew court with you there, big feller.

'Cause after I threw down a motherfucking 360-backflip motherFUCKING jam that almost went in, right in your fucking visage...

I'd be worried you'd get all roid-rage up in my business...


We'll just call it a "draw," eh Hulk?

[smackaholic]

dins, I think you and superman need to get a room.

[Dinsdale]

Thre's no room for Superman in my room...


Beacause the extra space is being occupied...



























BY YOUR MOM!

[420]

dins, I think you and superman need to get a room.

Sounds like the bald, fatty... is becoming a tad jealous.

[Raydah James]

yeah, rack dins for his epcot and highly original I fukked your mom smack.

What about my epic "how long did it take it to crobar your mountain dew perspiring ass into those size 36's, and will you need the jaws of life to pull your trough feeding self out of them you sloppy fat fuck?" smack-is that rackable you sloppy fat fuck?

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Tell everybody
Waitin' for Superman
That they should try to hold on
Best they can
He hasn't dropped them
Forgot them
Or anything
It's just too heavy for Superman to lift

[Nishlord]

T1B ought to do a mass weight-loss programme. I want to see you all on the next Subway campaign, with the slogan "WE LOST A COMPLETE ZYCLONE"

[Raydah James]

T1B ought to do a mass weight-loss programme. I want to see you all on the next Subway campaign, with the slogan "WE LOST A COMPLETE ZYCLONE"

That'll happen right around the time your country discovers what a fucking toothbrush is.

[smackaholic]

yeah, rack dins for his epcot and highly original I fukked your mom smack.

What about my epic "how long did it take it to crobar your mountain dew perspiring ass into those size 36's, and will you need the jaws of life to pull your trough feeding self out of them you sloppy fat fuck?" smack-is that rackable you sloppy fat fuck?

almost as rackable as dins' bragging about have a short rotund 64 year old italian lady in his bedroom.

you see, this is why mom smack generally doesn't have the effectiveness that it does in jr high. well, that and it's about the most worn out variety of smack going.

[Goober McTuber]

I piss others off when I tell 'em my new year's resolution is to GAIN 20 lbs, bwha. Life's great when your cholesterol is in the basement, you can eat whatever the fuck you want whenever the fuck you want, concerns about your weight aren't even a blip on the doctor's radar, you're very athletic, in damned good health, and your biggest worry is whether or not the clothing store has pants in your waist size not because you're fat, but because you're THINNER than most of the rest of this fatass nation.

Suckas.

Kendra,

I’ve seen that picture of you swinging a golf club and there’s no way you could be described as athletic. Scrawny little spastic might come close. If you’re having trouble finding pants that fit, go to Liz Claiborne and try a size 2. But what’s the point, it’s not like you wear the pants in your family anyway.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

Jesus Christ.

I guess a goal of a -10 jacket to pants size might be a little advanced for this gaggle of lardasses and AIDS patients we have malnourishing this thread.

MINUS -10?

I think most suits are sold at -6 sizes (pants to jackets). So yeah... -10 is setting the bar way too high. Even the supposed "Athletic Cut" [which are usually -8] suits do me no good. The waist on the pants are about 4 (depending on the designer) sizes too big. Most of my suits are bought as "separates." :|

[smackaholic]

I'm a 46 or 48 jacket. And my fatass slides into 38 pants wif ease.

Does this make me thin all of a sudden? Cool.

[Mikey]

<<<<<-----

Jeans, polo shirt and Reeboks to work.
I'm glad I don't have to hang out at Men's Warehouse unless there's a wedding or a funeral to go to.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

polo shirt.

A polo...


or a $75


Might as well get it out of the way before someone else does.

[Mikey]

Yeah but when I say "polo" shirt it's a $14.95 Izod from Costco.

[Dinsdale]

Maybe if you got it out of the way, it wouldn't get coffee spilled all over it.

[smackaholic]

<<<<<-----

Jeans, polo shirt and Reeboks to work.
I'm glad I don't have to hang out at Men's Warehouse unless there's a wedding or a funeral to go to.

Rack!!

I own 2 sports jackets collecting dust in my closet. And as long as nobody I know's gettin' dead or married, that's right where they'll stay.

[Mikey]

<<<<<-----

Jeans, polo shirt and Reeboks to work.
I'm glad I don't have to hang out at Men's Warehouse unless there's a wedding or a funeral to go to.

Rack!!

I own 2 sports jackets collecting dust in my closet. And as long as nobody I know's gettin' dead or married, that's right where they'll stay.

Good thing, too. If you started buying suits it might lead to a worldwide wool shortage.

[smackaholic]

you're a good one to talk, you fat bastard. I bet you couldn't get a pair of 36 waist jeans past your knees.

[Mikey]

you're a good one to talk, you fat bastard. I bet you couldn't get a pair of 36 waist jeans past your knees.

I ain't pullin' 'em down for you, that's for sure.

:P

[smackaholic]

holdin' out for dins and faiduh, huh?

[socal]

6'3" 215

Does that qualify me as one of the skinny guys or a fatass? Just need to know what side of the battle field i should be on.

You're overweight according to your BMI of 26.9.

I'm also a fatass at 25.1

[Derron]

Should htere not be a couple of more class in the obese section....

At 230 and 6'1", I am considered obese. I am not obese. Overweight without a doubt, but am I obese in comparision to my neighbor, who goes about 290 at 6'1" ??

or that panting fat bastard leaning on the counter at the hardware store ??

[poptart]

The fat bastard at the hardware store will die of a painful heart attack at 41, your neighbor at 44, and you at 46.

RACK you.
Your shit don't stink.

[Derron]

The fat bastard at the hardware store will die of a painful heart attack at 41, your neighbor at 44, and you at 46.

RACK you.
Your shit don't stink.

Well to show you what you know fuck face, I made it 4 years past 46 and I could kick your cock gobbling ass any day.

Haven't you got a foriegn counrty to go back to and stay there, preferably one with out internet access ??