Question.....Carbon Credits???!!!???

[battery chucka' one]

Just musing, but I wonder how many of those peeps at the academy awards can tell me what city bus lines pass by the theatre where the show is held?? How many are now flying public airlines? How many have nice, ecology friendly homes (as opposed to sprawling land choking estates)? All worthy questions for the show that 'went green'. Don't you agree? ;) Just curious.

[Bizzarofelice]

Just musing, but I wonder how many of those peeps at the academy awards can tell me what city bus lines pass by the theatre where the show is held??

When we find one who knows, we'll tell you when you should be laying in the street.

[Bizzarofelice]

Brad Pitt and Jolie are building some hippie buildings in the flushed toilet area of New Orleans, including a hippie eco house for themselves.

Pitt narrated a series on PBS about ecologically friendly buildings. I really liked it.
http://www.pbs.org/designe2/

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

Pitt narrated a series on PBS about ecologically friendly buildings. I really liked it.

Is the vehicle you putter around town chasing after dogs a modified Prius? If so, can a greyhound outrun you?

[The Seer]

Do as we say, not as we do....

[The Seer]

.ibid.

[Mikey]

Supreme Court Gives Gore’s Oscar to Bush
Stunning Reversal for Former Veep

Just days after former Vice President Al Gore received an Academy Award for his global warming documentary “An Inconvenient Truth,” the United States Supreme Court handed Mr. Gore a stunning reversal, stripping him of his Oscar and awarding it to President George W. Bush instead.

For Mr. Gore, who basked in the adulation of his Hollywood audience Sunday night, the high court’s decision to give his Oscar to President Bush was a cruel twist of fate, to say the least.

But in a 5-4 decision handed down Tuesday morning, the justices made it clear that they had taken the unprecedented step of stripping Mr. Gore of his Oscar because President Bush deserved it more.

“It is true that Al Gore has done a lot of talking about global warming,” wrote Justice Antonin Scalia, writing for the majority. “But President Bush has actually helped create global warming.”

In another setback for the former vice president, a group of scientists meeting in Oslo, Norway today said that Mr. Gore was growing at an unsustainable rate.

“The polar ice caps may be shrinking, but Al Gore is clearly expanding,” said Dr. Hiroshi Kyosuke of the University of Tokyo.

The scientists concluded that if Mr. Gore continues to expand at his current rate, he could cause the earth to spin off its axis by 2010, sending it hurtling into the sun.

“Here’s an inconvenient truth,” Dr. Kyosuke added. “Al’s got to stay away from those carbs.”

Elsewhere, after foreigners received a record number of Academy Award nominations, CNN anchor Lou Dobbs proposed building a 12-foot high fence around the Kodak Theater.

http://www.borowitzreport.com/

[Tom In VA]

Hahahahaha Mikey, good one.

[Wolfman]

can we get Carbon-14 credits-- or are the plain old
ordinary Carbon-12 ones the only isotope available ??

just axin'