Why does everybody hate poptart and ucant?

Biggie · Post by **Biggie** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 11:00 pm

And why do they hate each other? These are 2 All-Internet Posters! Is it because you've been hurt by them in the past? Maybe they're both a little irascible, but I love them always and forever.

Granted, poptart's daily runnage tabulations may exceed surgeon general recommendations. And he may be a bit of a Denver (sup Cuda :)) hater. But if I can let that go, why can't you?

As for ucant, I understand that he gets a little grumpy on days ending in y, and his incessant nit-picking on spelling and grammar probably costs him a few friends, but wtf! Learn how to fucking type, and you'll probably get along fine.

Anyway, I'd like an explanation. These are the best of the best, and I'm confused and so so tired. Perhaps I'll just lay down in this tall grass for a spell.

P.S. Also lay off PrimeX. He's extremely sensitive.

P.P.S. The cops took the chicken. It was illegal chicken.

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 11:11 pm

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 11:17 pm

I like 'em both fine. Just fine.

Biggie · Post by **Biggie** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 11:19 pm

ElvisMonster wrote:I like 'em both fine. Just fine.

Respect my authority.

P.S. Why you all wet, baby?

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 11:36 pm

You're cute when you take a nap...

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 12:12 am

Biggie wrote:P.S. Why you all wet, baby?

Mostly because I just noticed that you're posting again.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 1:21 am

I don't hate ucant.
He's worth reading once in a while.

Nearly all others who occupy this board are pitiful failures who seriously need to take up a new pastime.
PrimeX, and a couple others, don't make me ill very often.

I'm not as young any more, and I don't have the stomach to digest losers like I once did.
Sure, father time pecks away at us all.
So sue me.

I might hang out in the Stock Exchange.
It's just facts, figures, and colorful charts.
Not bullshit .... and Scott m0derates it well, keeping the riff raff OUT.

Leave your raincoats at home and I piss on all of y'all.

Louis Cyphre · Post by **Louis Cyphre** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 1:27 am

I miss 9:07 CST chat! :(

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 1:42 am

Yes, Louis, here here!!
Chat being shitcanned is all part of the conspiracy.
Keep the man down.

So some of the bad apples got flogged in chat.
And that's a bad thing .... ?

bwaaa hahaha

We're in the end times, Louis.
Don't fight it.

Adapt.

Stock Exchange is the futuah.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Mar 02, 2007 1:43 am

ucant has made me laugh a few times.

poptart, I don't recall even once.

Mike the Lab Rat · Post by **Mike the Lab Rat** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 1:46 am

poptart is good people. Obviously we disagree on certain things, but that's life.

ucant hasn't offended me.

Hate is a waste of energy. Have a Scotch and just settle down.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 1:47 am

Funny thing, Mgo, I've laughed at you many times.

I'm on top.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 1:51 am

And it's a good way to look at things, Mike.
I don't always agree with my wife.
I still fuck her.

Hate'll chew right through your stomach.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 2:07 am

I enjoy reading mostly everyone here and poptart is way high on the list.

What about Sam, Sudden Sam ? Is he okay ? Isn't he in Alabammy and what about the tornado ?

Let's not talk hate when there's possibly a T1B Brother in need.

mmmkay.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Mar 02, 2007 2:18 am

Mike the Lab Rat wrote:Hate is a waste of energy.

Unless of course it brings fame and fortune.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 2:29 am

Is it because they're both Irish?

420 · Post by **420** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 2:36 am

poptart wrote: I still fuck her.

Rack you, for the "Christian" insight.

poptart wrote:Hate'll chew right through your stomach.

I agree, Poptart.

"Revenge is a way of staying connected."

316:420

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 3:59 am

poptart wrote: Nearly all others who occupy this board are pitiful failures who seriously need to take up a new pastime.

Like tennis?

Dude, you moved to South Korea. You couldn't hack it in the states.

Don't make the mistake of taking yourself too seriously, or I'll be forced to run you.

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:03 am

I used to enjoy reading UCant, until poptart ran me. I sneak in after hours because I know he's busy eating dog.

Woof me!

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:05 am

The United States kicked my ass.

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:12 am

Headhunter wrote:I used to enjoy reading UCant, until poptart ran me. I sneak in after hours because I know he's busy eating dog.

Woof me!

Do you post here, normally?

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:16 am

I thought you were in NYC Todd.

Anyhow, where I work in Annandale could quite possibly be ......

West Korea

Or would that be East ?

420 · Post by **420** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:21 am

Tom In VA wrote:I thought you were in NYC Todd.

Anyhow, where I work in Annandale could quite possibly be ......

West Korea

Or would that be East ?

Does it really matter... Tom?

I layed a blast on Radio dork so hard... he had it deleted.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:44 am

Leave it to Toddowen to elucidate as to how one's psyche might become fucked up.

Btw, I live in South..west Korea.
It's a little whiter here.

And if everything being slanted start to get to me too much, I just go to the library and check out some books to read.
I may not even return 'em.

'Bode.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 5:41 am

What with those whopping 12 jeon a day fines, you're a rebel, you are. ;)

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Fri Mar 02, 2007 1:25 pm

Biggie wrote:And why do they hate each other?

I am a dog-lover ('sup beastiality smack?) and proud supporter of the MSPCA. tart regularly orders a K9 from the luncheon menu at Wong Wok. We don't exactly see eye to eye on the way to treat animals. The next time I see him in Punamjong, I will fight him...

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 3:26 pm

orcinus wrote:
Headhunter wrote:I used to enjoy reading UCant, until poptart ran me. I sneak in after hours because I know he's busy eating dog.

Woof me!
Do you post here, normally?

Normally? No. Nothing normal about my posting habits at all!

Who the hell are you, anyways? Do I know you?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 3:39 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:I am a dog-lover...

Then I'm surprised you don't get along better with Bace.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 3:44 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:I am a dog-lover...
Then I'm surprised you don't get along better with Bace.

I like dogs.

I don't like yippy dogs that are always barking like they are worth a shit.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Fri Mar 02, 2007 5:06 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:Then I'm surprised you don't get along better with Bace.

We get along just fine... if/when he posts something RACKable, I'll dole one out. Unlike most people here, I don't judge post content based on who submits it. Unlike most people here, I'm not afraid to let you know if you suck either. I am not a happy-shiny poster. And I don't necessarily think that's a bad thing...

T1B

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