T1b barely has a pulse...

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 1:18 am

timmay wrote:jesus fucken christ

what an embarrassment. even though I had nothing to do with this. I'm shamed.

horrible

I agree. This is why I was looking for an exit into the adult swimming pool.

Here's my hand......lead the way!

YD · Post by YD » Mon Mar 05, 2007 1:20 am

what you think is embarrassing and gay, we think is a damn fine thursday night on the sybian.

/s/

JesusMonster · Post by **JesusMonster** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 1:20 am

cinderella_undercover wrote:
timmay wrote:jesus fucken christ

what an embarrassment. even though I had nothing to do with this. I'm shamed.

horrible
I agree. This is why I was looking for an exit into the adult swimming pool.

Here's my hand......lead the way!

your typing is giving me a raging clue...

YD · Post by YD » Mon Mar 05, 2007 1:22 am

we shave our arms

/s/

dotdotdot · Post by **dotdotdot** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 1:50 am

Damn Timmuh...calm down. All I said was that I could tard the living shit out of this place, not that I was going to or planned on it.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 2:46 am

timmay, this thread had promise. I am dissapointed.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 4:36 am

cinderella_undercover wrote:Yeah, yeah, yeah........but do these guys "put out"?

No, mostly they "put in".

They take turns.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:02 am

RumpleForeskin wrote:timmay, this thread had promise.

How so? Maybe in your SN board reality it does but certainly not here.

THIS IS DIVISION ONE FOOTBALL! THE BIG 12! THIS ISN'T INTRAMURALS!

Go play intramurals brother. Go play intramurals.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:19 am

Fuck me with a lawnmower! I should've read the first 3 pages of this thread before I posted here?

I, I, I..........I had no idea?!! I saw some familiar folk, figured I'd touch down here.

Please tell me I didn't somehow sign up for some sort of, "retard cult"?

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 7:23 am

cinderella_undercover wrote: Please tell me I didn't somehow sign up for some sort of, "retard cult"?

Well, it is now.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 7:35 am

Mister Bushice wrote:
cinderella_undercover wrote: Please tell me I didn't somehow sign up for some sort of, "retard cult"?
Well, it is now.

I can go at anytime.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 7:39 am

cinderfella_undercover wrote:
I can go at anytime.

And thus the reason they invented Depends.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 7:41 am

cinderella_undercover wrote: I can go at anytime.

Fear poptart.

YD · Post by YD » Mon Mar 05, 2007 4:10 pm

I will not vouch for any of the posters in this thread, but

is one of the better posters on any of these boards.

yes, fear poptart btw

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 4:47 pm

timmay wrote:I will not vouch for any of the posters in this thread, but

is one of the better posters on any of these boards.

yes, fear poptart btw

Quite frankly, with that pic as an avatar cinderalla_undercover could post ....

"qwertyuiop" all the day long with no complaints from me.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 4:57 pm

cinderella_undercover wrote: Please tell me I didn't somehow sign up for some sort of, "retard cult"?

If there is a retard cult, sign me the fuck up. I will bow down to my retard strong masters, and honor their wisdom. We shall rejoice in their glory with high-pitched and inappropriate squealing. We shall gather in their house and wear ceremonial head protection.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 5:02 pm

Atomic Punk wrote: Fear poptart.

'Tis cool. I'm wearing my "toaster strudel" wrist bands.

Thanks, btw.

If this thread promises to die when I stop posting, I'll gladly sacrafice myself for the cause. (sayin')

Fat Bob · Post by **Fat Bob** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 5:13 pm

cinderella_undercover wrote:I'm wearing my "toaster strudel" wrist bands.

Why on your wrist?
I would understand placing a toaster strudel in your asscrack and letting the filling lube your thighs as you walk. I would understand inhaling the sauce packet into your lungs so your snot tastes better when coughed back up. But why the wrist?

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 5:18 pm

Fat Bob wrote:
cinderella_undercover wrote:I'm wearing my "toaster strudel" wrist bands.
Why on your wrist?
I would understand placing a toaster strudel in your asscrack and letting the filling lube your thighs as you walk. I would understand inhaling the sauce packet into your lungs so your snot tastes better when coughed back up. But why the wrist?

It was a "Wonder Woman" reference....wristbands.

But I do find that some folks enjoy the feeling of the "warm flakey" whilst being fisted.

(I'm not naming names)

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 5:21 pm

I was told there'd be punch and pie.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 5:22 pm

There will be no punch and pie.

Fat Bob · Post by **Fat Bob** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 5:24 pm

cinderella_undercover wrote:But I do find that some folks enjoy the feeling of the "warm flakey" whilst being fisted.

You talk weird. As I removed the giblets from my frozen turkey I kept sticking my hand up their further and further. I drew face on the front to look at as I started pumping my fist in there. I drew an open mouth and started kissing Mrs. Turkey Face as I put the frozen turkey neck into my bottom.

The yeasty residue between my thighs smells kinda like when you open up a can of biscuits.

The Whistle Is Screaming · Mon Mar 05, 2007 5:49 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:
cinderella_undercover wrote: Please tell me I didn't somehow sign up for some sort of, "retard cult"?
If there is a retard cult, sign me the fuck up. I will bow down to my retard strong masters, and honor their wisdom. We shall rejoice in their glory with high-pitched and inappropriate squealing. We shall gather in their house and wear ceremonial head protection.

Will there be any tubing?

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 5:51 pm

Fat Bob wrote:
cinderella_undercover wrote:But I do find that some folks enjoy the feeling of the "warm flakey" whilst being fisted.
You talk weird. As I removed the giblets from my frozen turkey I kept sticking my hand up their further and further. I drew face on the front to look at as I started pumping my fist in there. I drew an open mouth and started kissing Mrs. Turkey Face as I put the frozen turkey neck into my bottom.

The yeasty residue between my thighs smells kinda like when you open up a can of biscuits.

You can spray me with that hose all day long, I'm not putting the lotion on!

Now get me a telephone! Lower it down to me.......do it now, mister! I don't want to have to hurt this little dog.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 7:14 pm

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

YD · Post by YD » Mon Mar 05, 2007 7:16 pm

I know this woman and she will hurt the dog

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 7:25 pm

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote:
cinderella_undercover wrote: Please tell me I didn't somehow sign up for some sort of, "retard cult"?
If there is a retard cult, sign me the fuck up. I will bow down to my retard strong masters, and honor their wisdom. We shall rejoice in their glory with high-pitched and inappropriate squealing. We shall gather in their house and wear ceremonial head protection.
Will there be any tubing?

It took me a while, but I finally got it.

YD · Post by YD » Mon Mar 05, 2007 7:32 pm

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 7:39 pm

timmay wrote:

Imagine Jokey's surprise when he removed the hat to find...

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 8:02 pm

timmay wrote:

Are you okay?

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 8:31 pm

Sorry I'm late. Leg cramp.

YD · Post by YD » Mon Mar 05, 2007 8:41 pm

I guess there will be no punch and pie. from what I hear.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 10:30 pm

timmay wrote:I guess there will be no punch and pie. from what I hear.

Yeah, that was my bad. Don't blame Dins, he was just the messenger.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:44 pm

Will this tell me if T1B has a pulse?

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:47 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Will this tell me if T1B has a pulse?

Well, the good news is that the stocastics show you that everything has been oversold in the S&P. The bad news is, the candlesticks show a downward trend to continue.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 1:27 am

Except that there are no Stochastics on that chart.

Your not MVScal are you?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 1:34 am

KC Scott wrote:Your not MVScal are you?

To the posters of T1B...

I BWAHAHAHAHAHA in your general direction.

If you've even so much as read financial advice from a guy who couldn't quite hack it through that 5th grade education where they covered the use of contractions...

You're BWAHAHAHAHAHA-worthy.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 5:01 am

KC Scott wrote:Except that there are no Stochastics on that chart.

Your not MVScal are you?

No way. He would have called you a braindead fuckwad somewhere in there if he was mvscal.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 2:06 pm

Dins laughs, but he forgets Derron is from The U&L

Dog · Post by **Dog** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 4:53 pm

So where does Jokey post?