Jim Rome "Light" =Stuck Nut?

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Jim Rome "Light" =Stuck Nut?

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It was cool seeing new blood coming up in this bitch for a few hours. Am I seeing a crowd of KC-tard thickenedness oozing in here? There is a 6 page thread of KC "smack" going on. I see with the wandering, lazy eye that our regulars aren't really responding because our tards have standards and have lowered the bar to responsive levels in some cases.

I thought KC Paul and Kaley or whomever was banned weren't able to breed super tards. Now there is this new influx of negative 'bringin' to the show gamers. Not sayin' all are tards, but tell me who in this latest tard invasion gets at least some slack until they learn the ways. If one new poster can deal with what I got dealt 7 years ago when Mace, Luther, Catfish, Jay in Phoenix, and the original real Caddie dropped on me, then fine. So far, this is a KC invasion that is not going well.

Your hero Jim Rome doesn't mention this board on his show because he reads this board and the other offshoots that bag on him. You Stuck Nutters give him the opening orifice for HIS nuts to explode into. How many "SN points" do you tards get for getting an e-mail read or a call in?

I picture you Stuck Nut participants as being the carnival game where Rome squirts his creamy load continuously into your gaping maws as he tries to fill the balloon on yer head until you explode and get the first prize... which is the Honduran made, glued-together felt snake that the m2 Carnie-types pull out from out under the table when you thought it was that big stuffed animal on display in the background.

You know what I'm talking about don't? After you get punked by the m2, then you are so pissed that you'll show him up and "win" the next round. Finally, Dins will come in and explain in great detail how that stuffed and glued together piece of nothing was actually made in Guatemala and not Honduras. You know why? Because the U&L actually contracts out the BEST made cheap Carnie trick prizes there are. In fact, on said wherehouse was just burned down by the Portland State athletic department. Those playas had to make a living somehow.

It's all ball bearings these days.

You SN'ers need to find another board... hey, you have one of your own don't you?
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^^^^^^^^^

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zero new posters or lost old ones would find this board if it weren't for SN. You got a good taste of the serious tards from that board. Some of those SC guys you mentioned actually contribute there quite a bit. check out the archive sometime. Funny, that's where I go first when I check out a new board.

I do realize that you tend to dream up some "wacky" and "kookoo" theories about things you don't know about, just in the three years I've read you.

points :lol:
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im just here because i heard there was free beer and pizza in the quad...
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Re: Jim Rome "Light" =Stuck Nut?

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Atomic Punk wrote:...our tards have standards
wherehouse
Link?
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dot dot dot ryan wrote:im just here because i heard there was free beer and pizza in the quad...
We mus' protect' dis HOUSE! CLICK CLACK!
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It could be me, but I think this thread is an indirect response to the other thread I started last Friday. Like I said before, this board has some of the best smackers in the game and I understand the quality over quantity bit....I really do....but don't you think its a little too sparse at times?

Tiger Woods thinks you skoolers don't participate enough. StuckNut has its fair a lot share of tards. I include myself in the tardpool sometimes; not all of the time. We were all tards at one point or another and sometimes it takes longer to develop into a "player" or a "nutter" as we like to call it at the website you scolded so infectiously.

The definition of a tard can be construed into hundreds of different nuances and could be debated for days, maybe even weeks until we have exhausted all of our points. Its a word that is thrown around loosely amongst these boards and is used to degrade another poster yet its the only word that creates a common ground for every samck board created that stems from Jim Rome. Did Rome ever use that word? I never heard him use it. Did he ever let a caller continue with a take when the word "tard" was uttered? I can't say for sure, but I seriously doubt it. We are neither a cover site nor a tribute site to Jim Rome if the word "tard" is a major part of our existance. However, it seems we can't start a thread with smack implications without the word "tard" being utilized to humiliate a fellow contributor.

Atomic Punk, it seems we have become the Montegues and the Capulettes and you just bit your thumb at me. Usually, I would just respond with smack, but I think I will do what the higher governing bodies of both these sites want us to do and act like it never happened. Lets just agree to disagree before it will start. I apologize for misbehaving by starting the other thread. Good day, sir.
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dear click and clack......
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Whenever you see an AP post authored between 2 and 5 A:M, there's a pretty good chance that he's stoned/drunk beyond all comprehension. We usually just tell him to sober up and get back to us the next day.
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War Wagon wrote:Whenever you see an AP post authored between 2 and 5 A:M, there's a pretty good chance that he's stoned/drunk beyond all comprehension. We usually just tell him to sober up and get back to us the next day.
sounds all too familiar...


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Waggs wrote:Image
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Does that mean we put our naked weapons back in ?
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To be honest, I don't listen to the show as often as I used to back in the day (back when the NHL was apparently worth more to Romey than just a punchline).

I come to the boards for the laughs, the stories, and of course....the smack. (okay, so every once and a while I check out the nudie pics too.....I'm secure in my sexuality, WHAT?!)

I don't know enough about what goes on in this place to start pulling at loose trouser strings.....never mind the fact that I really DON'T wanna see if any of you folks are wearing skivvies.

Juuuuust an onlooker, looking on.


Elvismonster does get me kinda hot though.
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cinderella_undercover wrote:WHAT?!
What?
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cinderella_undercover wrote:WHAT?!
What?
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Bizzarofelice wrote:
cinderella_undercover wrote:WHAT?!
What?
ware?
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cinderella_undercover wrote:Elvismonster does get me kinda hot though.
I got the Johnson baby powder and Cool Water cologne. 8)
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timmay wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote:
cinderella_undercover wrote:WHAT?!
What?
ware?
Image

Rumple just creamed his pants inlaw's pool...
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Serously....What?
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ElvisMonster wrote:
cinderella_undercover wrote:Elvismonster does get me kinda hot though.
I got the Johnson baby powder and Cool Water cologne. 8)

she likes the rough stuff Dino.....
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AP's not gonna be happy that I ruined his thread, is he?

Sonofafuck! Sorry.
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timmay wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote:
cinderella_undercover wrote:WHAT?!
What?
ware?
Howe?

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cinderella_undercover wrote:AP's not gonna be happy that I ruined his thread, is he?

Sonofafuck! Sorry.
he'll be happy he doesn't have to do it himself.
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cinderella_undercover wrote:AP's not gonna be happy that I ruined his thread, is he?
He's use to it. Happens everytime he hits "submit".
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Mr T wrote:
timmay wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote: What?
ware?
Howe?

Image
Wynn?

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Roy?

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Nice reach EM...
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ElvisMonster wrote:Roy?

Image
ahoy!

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I'm in Mississippi. It kinda sounds like that down here. Quit trying to judge people all of the time.
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ElvisMonster wrote:I'm in Mississippi. It kinda sounds like that down here. Quit trying to judge people all of the time.
i totally was there
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dot dot dot ryan wrote:Nice reach EM...
EM's reach is just fine thank you.

Sin,

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ElvisMonster wrote:I'm in Mississippi. It kinda sounds like that down here.
I thought Roy would sound like RAWR down there.
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Bizzarofelice wrote:
ElvisMonster wrote:I'm in Mississippi. It kinda sounds like that down here.
I thought Roy would sound like RAWR down there.
BWAHAHA!

Sincerely,

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ElvisMonster wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote:
ElvisMonster wrote:I'm in Mississippi. It kinda sounds like that down here.
I thought Roy would sound like RAWR down there.
BWAHAHA!

Sincerely,

Like the four people that get it.
Isn't that how the fake internet friends stuff works?
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I was totally racking you.
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SHOW ME YOUR TITS!!!
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timmay wrote:SHOW ME YOUR TITS!!!
Leave my wife out of this.
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Post by Dog »

A drunk rant? Never thought I'd see one of those.

In all seriousness, every board has tards to deal with. Unfortunately for Stucknut, its constant mention on the Rome show brings in new tards on a regular basis. Some tards grow and become deece posters, some flail in their tardness.

You should be thankful we're there to serve as a filter.
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Dog wrote: You should be thankful we're there to serve as a filter.
Maybe we need to work on a better system?

(seems a few have slipped through the ass cracks)
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cinderella_undercover wrote:
Dog wrote: You should be thankful we're there to serve as a filter.
Maybe we need to work on a better system?

(seems a few have slipped through the ass cracks)
We should be quicker to ban them
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