who has freakiest eyes at ESPN?

It's the 19th Anniversary for T1B - Fuckin' A

Moderator: Jesus H Christ

Post Reply

which espn dude has grosser eyes?

Poll ended at Wed Mar 21, 2007 6:09 pm

stuart scott's glass eye
11
92%
jay crawford's one
1
8%
 
Total votes: 12

User avatar
adam-$300
Elwood
Posts: 354
Joined: Sun Jan 30, 2005 12:38 am

who has freakiest eyes at ESPN?

Post by adam-$300 »

is it jay crawford of cold pizza with his one brown eye one blue freak look?
Image


or is it stuart scott with the glass eye that replaced the one vinnie testarverde knocked out of his dome with a football?
Image
User avatar
YD
Michael McDonald
Posts: 828
Joined: Wed Feb 09, 2005 6:15 pm
Location: O-Ree-Gun

Post by YD »

Image
User avatar
Wolfman
Dumpater Artist
Posts: 7315
Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2005 1:16 pm
Location: SW FL

Post by Wolfman »

Image

you gotta problem with two different colored eyes ??
"It''s not dark yet--but it's getting there". -- Bob Dylan

Carbon Dating, the number one dating app for senior citizens.

"Blessed be the Lord my strength, which teaches my hands to the war, and my fingers to fight."
User avatar
marinerfan
Jake
Posts: 88
Joined: Fri Dec 23, 2005 2:31 am

Post by marinerfan »

here is the truth about stu scott's eye (no word on why his lips are so fat though)

Q. Back in the spring, you sustained a severe eye injury while filming a story about football minicamps with the Jets. Tell us what happened.

I had gotten in shape and (Jets coach) Herman Edwards gave me permission to go to minicamp with them. I was doing a feature for ESPN on what it's like to be in minicamp. But I was serious about it.

The day I was there, there were eight wideouts and the wide receiver coach said I was rated number six. I didn't have any delusions of grandeur. I was hoping I'd be good enough to be a scrub wide receiver or a practice wide receiver in the NFL. I found that out that day. I didn't disappoint myself and I didn't embarrass myself.

At end of practice all the wideouts went to the Jugs Machine, it's a machine that shoots balls out. I had never done that before. I had been catching everything that day in practice from the quarterbacks. I was probably a little close and the thing was fast and the thing was faster than I thought it was.

Q. The ball, coming out of the machine, hit you square in the left eye. How bad was it?

It was serious. I had emergency surgery that night and was out of work for a couple months. It was tough. I had some eye surgery before so I knew how severe it was. It was probably more scary that day, not knowing. The next day came and I knew it would be a long recovery back. I still need some more surgery. The eye is not great now. But I had some time off.
User avatar
Rack Fu
Harvester of Sorrow
Posts: 2838
Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2005 9:29 pm
Location: Cypress, TX

Post by Rack Fu »

Am I the only one that laughed at Jugs Machine?
User avatar
Louis Cyphre
Elwood
Posts: 639
Joined: Sun Jan 16, 2005 5:33 pm
Location: We're all here because we're not all there!
Contact:

Post by Louis Cyphre »

Hmm... AP is strangely missing from this thread.
"Four wheels move the body, two wheels move the soul."
User avatar
PSUFAN
dents with meaning
Posts: 18324
Joined: Wed Jan 12, 2005 10:42 pm
Location: BLITZBURGH

Post by PSUFAN »

Image
King Crimson wrote:anytime you have a smoke tunnel and it's not Judas Priest in the mid 80's....watch out.
mvscal wrote:France totally kicks ass.
User avatar
adam-$300
Elwood
Posts: 354
Joined: Sun Jan 30, 2005 12:38 am

Post by adam-$300 »

where is the poll for biggest forehead?



Sin,

Image
User avatar
adam-$300
Elwood
Posts: 354
Joined: Sun Jan 30, 2005 12:38 am

Post by adam-$300 »

those eyes are ugly!

sin,

mitch albom's ears

Image
User avatar
OCmike
Cursed JFFL Owner
Posts: 3626
Joined: Wed Oct 26, 2005 4:58 pm
Location: South Bay

Post by OCmike »

adam-$300 wrote:where is the poll for biggest forehead?



Sin,

Image
Bullshit, Tom Mees is king.

Image
User avatar
Wolfman
Dumpater Artist
Posts: 7315
Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2005 1:16 pm
Location: SW FL

Post by Wolfman »

Image

silly humans !
"It''s not dark yet--but it's getting there". -- Bob Dylan

Carbon Dating, the number one dating app for senior citizens.

"Blessed be the Lord my strength, which teaches my hands to the war, and my fingers to fight."
Post Reply