A One Board Bitch.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Fri Mar 09, 2007 4:48 pm

I know I am no Dinsdale, but I have a song parody. Here goes nothing:

(Sung to Sweet's Ballroom Blitz)

Are you ready, Sissy? Aha.
Jack? Yeah!
M2? OK.
Alright, bitches, don’t post!!!!!

Oh reading’s getting so hard
Looking at the posts you do to me, aha
Oh, my reads are getting so bad
I'd like to delete everything I see
Oh, I see a bitch at the Smack
As a matter of fact, her posts are shit and not fun
And a bitch is in the forum and we all ignore her
'Cause we all think she's the smack-oh-less one

Oh, yeah, it was like fighting, everybody was piling
And the posting was moving, till this bitch stopped oozing

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
And the bitch at the Smack said
Everyone smacked and she turned into a one board bitch
And poster in the corner said
Bitch, I ‘m gonna run ya, you’ll turn into a one board bitch
One board bitch, one board bitch, one board bitch
One board bitch

I'm looking out for one post
Spamming is all you ever seem to do
Oh, I sadly read it over
When you appear, there’s no smack left in here, aha
Now the poster in the back
Is ready to attack, he looks your punk bitch in the eye
And the bitch in the forum is everyone's piñata
We should ban you and just say good-bye

Oh yeah, this board was eclectic, posting used to be electric
Till The Band started leaving, 'cause you all won’t stop posting!

Refrain

Oh, yeah, it was like fighting, everybody was piling
And the posting was moving, till this bitch stopped oozing

Refrain

You’re, you’re a one board bitch, you’re, you’re a one board bitch
You’re, you’re a one board bitch, YEAH, YOU’RE A ONE BOARD BITCH!!!!!!

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 5:11 pm

Ladies and gentlemen, let's hear it for Sexual Chocolate, they play so fine, don't you agree ?

velocet · Post by **velocet** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 7:06 pm

________! Ucant.

That's a yes, btw.

velocet

Cicatrix · Post by **Cicatrix** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 8:15 pm

I put you right up there with the Chili Peppers for song writing ability.

And the Chilis suck ass.

Tiny · Post by **Tiny** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 8:27 pm

SEXUAL CHOCOLATE!!!!

Damn, that boys' gooood......

Nice Coming to America reset Tom.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 8:45 pm

I believe the tardlings are our future,
smack them well and watch them pee their legs...

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 8:54 pm

RACK the picture Jay. I hesitated typing "Sexual Chocolate" in Google while at work. lol.

Besides I was looking for 'da goot revaruhandah ....

And .... for Tiny's reset ....

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 8:57 pm

Tom In VA wrote:RACK the picture Jay. I hesitated typing "Sexual Chocolate" in Google while at work. lol.

Hee-sterical! I was thinking the exact same thing as one of the company owners was meandering around in the background while I did the search.

Thankfully, no Gunslinger pics "popped up".

Tiny · Post by **Tiny** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 9:17 pm

Here you go guys.....

The musical stylings of Mr Randy Watson

"God DAMN that boy can sing, he good!!!

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 9:32 pm

Jay in Phoenix wrote:

I believe the tardlings are our future,
smack them well and watch them pee their legs...

Joe Lewis was 137 years old

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 11:27 pm

Oh there they go. There they go, every time I start talkin 'bout boxing, a white man got to pull Rocky Marciano out their ass. That's their one, that's their one. Rocky Marciano. Rocky Marciano. Let me tell you something once and for all. Rocky Marciano was good, but compared to Joe Louis, Rocky Marciano ain't shit.

XXXL · Post by **XXXL** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 4:40 am

I had to open this thread with a title of sorts staring at my grill...