Larry Brown Part Deux

DallasFanatic · Post by **DallasFanatic** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 7:52 pm

Rhodes chooses Raiders

I thought you guys would've learned from the whole Larry Brown fiasco.

Guess not.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 8:04 pm

Didnt they learn their lesson the first time(L Jordan)?

DallasFanatic · Post by **DallasFanatic** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 8:06 pm

Keep in mind Rhodes just got a dui, so he's right up there with the rest of the team.

Cmon Raiderfan, you can't be too happy with this signing

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 8:21 pm

How is this like the "Larry Brown" signing in any fucking way?

Rhodes is a dependable all-around back. He's a willing blocker, has solid hands, runs hard.

It also gives us a good 3rd down back, or a starter if Jordan has injury issues again........and if he hits every last accelerator in his contract over 2 years, it becomes a 7.5 million dollar total deal. With the out of control spending by many other dipshit owners (See: Jerry Jones and Pat Bowlen) its a relative bargain.

Sorry that it wasnt a 50 million dollar contract for an underacheiving shit O-lineman with 0 pro bowls from one of the worst units in the league, Dallass dumbfucks.

Bottom line-it was a good signing.

DallasFanatic · Post by **DallasFanatic** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 8:26 pm

Easy James. Never thought I'd get the wrath of you.

Anyways, Rhodes was one of the heroes of the Colts squad much like Larry Brown was for the Boys. Thats pretty much where the similarity ends. Just bustin some chops ya know? Anyways, don't worry about our 50 million dollar signing (18 million guaranteed). You'd be an underachieving millionaire if you had to play for the Cards too. Look for him to mop up the league this year as a dominant right guard/tackle.

Next question

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 8:31 pm

e wrote:hey sissy. your comment should have been posted by someone with a frame of reference that goes further back than two years. check the original post for an example.

I remember the Larry Brown fiasco dumbass. I was referring to the signing of another back-up RB to be their feature back.

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 8:34 pm

DallasFanatic wrote:Easy James. Never thought I'd get the wrath of you.

We're cool. Im just laying out the facts of what Rhodes brings to our squad.

Anyways, Rhodes was one of the heroes of the Colts squad much like Larry Brown was for the Boys.

Bro, that is a horrible comparison.

Rhodes didnt end up being the MVP.....and he is very cheap for us, unlike brown was... I've seen him play numerous times over the years, and he's a damn solid player-which brown wasnt.

And there's a 100% chance he'll actually read the fucking playbook, unlike Jordan.

Good signing, and Im happy to have him aboard.

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 8:40 pm

Cicero wrote: I was referring to the signing of another back-up RB to be their feature back.

Link?

Who the fuck is saying that Rhodes is going to be the feature back? We have Lamont (Who, while playing injured went over 1000 yards and had over 70 catches a year ago and was one of the only bright spots) for that reason, you fucking moron.

Heres an idea: Try knowing what the fuck you're talking about before hitting submit. I know, I know-its like asking water not to be 'wet' anymore.....but give it a shot, cunt.

Honestly, I'd be absolutely shocked if you'd done anything football related other than getting thrust in the air and landing with a few digits in your shitbox while forming a pyramid and screaming 'Go Team!'

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 9:25 pm

I actually played 3 years of Varsity football(6A) in Florida. So you are wrong again. Second, I do know football and my opinion is that they are bringing him in be their main guy.

It's not as if him and LaMont are thunder and lightning. They are basically the same back.

Why do you take everything as a personal attack? God forbid someone give an opinion about your team w/ out your LA Looks ass getting all bent out if shape?

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 9:27 pm

DallasFanatic wrote: Look for him to mop up the league this year as a dominant right guard/tackle.

Shaun Andrews already has that position locked up.

Next?

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 9:43 pm

Cicero wrote:I actually played 3 years of Varsity football(6A) in Florida. So you are wrong again.

My bad. Every team needs a dumpy fucking waterboy tarding up the sidelines.

One look at your sloppy out of shape flabby fucking self tells the story:

Basically, you're a lying pile of shit.

Second, I do know football

You havent posted one fucking thing in this forum that substantiates that bullshit claim.

You know dick about football. Period.

and my opinion is that they are bringing him in be their main guy.

Thanks for backing up the above statement.

Your blatant idiocy is almost funny..........

Why do you take everything as a personal attack? God forbid someone give an opinion about your team w/ out your LA Looks ass getting all bent out if shape?

I have a problem with unknowledgeable dumbfucks whose textual vomit drips all over the NFL forum, and have no problem beating them to a fucking pulp for it.

You qualify for said beatdowns every time you hit submit, crowntwat.

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 9:49 pm

"Rhodes still faces a drunken-driving charge in Indiana, where police said he was pulled over early the morning of Feb. 20 driving a truck 81 mph in a 55-mph zone on an Indianapolis-area interstate."

...good fit!

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 9:56 pm

ChargerMike wrote:"Rhodes still faces a drunken-driving charge in Indiana, where police said he was pulled over early the morning of Feb. 20 driving a truck 81 mph in a 55-mph zone on an Indianapolis-area interstate."

...good fit!

He needs about 2 more to qualify for the Bengals West squad, nut goblin.

The only thing shocking here is that AssJacked Smith and Mr Roper with his merry band of shit assistant coaches didnt do everything in thier power to sign him over a drink or 20.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 9:58 pm

I'm fat? Link? I weigh 220 and in good shape. I played Guard in HS. Did you play? Doubtful.

I guess you havent paid attention to my posts b/c I do know a thing or two about the game. Sorry my posts dont consist mainly of:

:D :D :D

or

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 9:59 pm

Cicero wrote:I'm fat? Link? I weigh 220 and in good shape. I played Guard in HS.

Yeah, you're the very definition of svelte in your blue cameron crazies shirt, cunt.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 10:04 pm

I'm the one in the FSU shirt you dumb mother fucker. It's a big shirt for one and no one refers to me as fat. I am a big guy w/ muscle.

Just cause most of us dont walk around in wife beaters, doesnt mean some of us on here arent in shape.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 10:06 pm

James,

I think you have the wrong dude. Cicero is the the other dude. Not for nothing but if it came down to James vs. Cicero in drills like "Bull in the Ring" or Oklahoma drills ......

I'd have to put my money on Cicero.

Here's why. Lower center of gravity and outright "mean" ness. James, you're way too much a pretty boy. When was the last time you saw a pretty boy linebacker ? Not many and not often. Pretty boys have no reason to hate and have the rage and anger it takes to play linebacker.

QB's, Running Backs, Wide Receivers, Tight Ends .... pretty boy positions and glory boy positions. Those dudes get laid.

Lineman, linebackers .... not so pretty .... they don't get laid as much. So they learn to hit and hit hard in the hopes they'll knock out one of the pretty boys and be able to comfort the pretty boy's woman over the weekend ...

DB's too. There might be pretty DB's but they lay in wait ... they don't score ... literally in the game OR afterwards much .... unless they've put one of the pretty boys in the hospital.

Lower center of gravity, rage, and explosion at the point of impact.

I can see Cicero as a hitter.

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 10:08 pm

Cicero wrote:I'm the one in the FSU shirt you dumb mother fucker. It's a big shirt for one and no one refers to me as fat. I am a big guy w/ muscle.

Just cause most of us dont walk around in wife beaters, doesnt mean some of us on here arent in shape.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 10:10 pm

^^^^

Cicero wrote: I guess you havent paid attention to my posts b/c I do know a thing or two about the game. Sorry my posts dont consist mainly of:

:D :D :D

or

Nice job cunt muscle.

DallasFanatic · Post by **DallasFanatic** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 10:12 pm

Cicero wrote: I am a big guy w/ muscle.

Is this the biggest self gloss post ever? I think it ranks right up there with Stewart Smalley. Holy shit Cic, that was freaking ridiculous. There should be a 10 page pile on for this gem.

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 10:12 pm

Tom In VA wrote:
I can see Cicero as a hitter.

Nah, he's a much better catcher.......

sin,

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 10:14 pm

Face it James, you lost.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 10:15 pm

Offensive Guards, stereotypically, lower center of gravity, good quick feet straight ahead and laterally, hard nosed and a hitter and ...... a good head on his shoulders.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 10:17 pm

DallasFanatic wrote:
Cicero wrote: I am a big guy w/ muscle.

Is this the biggest self gloss post ever?

No. Maybe in the NFL forum but if you read the other forums there's a ton more people doing it.

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 10:19 pm

Cicero wrote:Face it James, you lost.

Lost what exactly?

Regardless of whether or not Tom chooses to inhale your puckered shitknot stabber, You've managed to notch another forum where you're considered a board bitch on your shit encrusted bedpost.

Excellent work, dumbfuck.

To dumb it down for you: You've managed to change no one's mind in this thread as to why you're widely regarded as a complete and utter moron in this forum.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 10:22 pm

Just laying down some football facts and figures James not inhaling anyone's choad. I try to remain objective.

Besides, I said YOU were the pretty one. :P

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 10:26 pm

Tom In VA wrote:Just laying down some football facts and figures James not inhaling anyone's choad. I try to remain objective.

Besides, I said YOU were the pretty one. :P

Feel free to step the fuck out of this thread anytime you future 'Dateline: To Catch A Predator' arrestee.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 10:27 pm

Raydah James wrote:
Tom In VA wrote:Just laying down some football facts and figures James not inhaling anyone's choad. I try to remain objective.

Besides, I said YOU were the pretty one. :P

Feel free to step the fuck out of this thread anytime you future 'Dateline: To Catch A Predator' arrestee.

Nice leap there James. Lighten up.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 10:51 pm

Tom In VA wrote:
DallasFanatic wrote:
Cicero wrote: I am a big guy w/ muscle.

Is this the biggest self gloss post ever?
Maybe in the NFL forum

no maybe about it.......

(of course this excludes all of wags gangstaism's)

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 10:59 pm

...back atcha..from K.C. with love (courtesy JHawk) (and Indy).

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 11:17 pm

Careful there Mike, we don't know for sure yet,

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 11:25 pm

^^^^^^^^^

...that flag through the window over JHawks dome should have told ya

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 1:14 am

Just signed FB Justin Griffith to a 3 year, 3.8 million dollar contract.

Fucking. Beautiful.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 2:54 am

Raider fans hoping for the team to draft A. Peterson are disappointed by the Rhodes signing.
Myself, I'm alright with it, ....... so long as he's done pissin' all over himself.

Oakland has been in need of a real FB for a few yrs now.
Hopefully the Griffith signing can be just that.
I'm encouraged by what I hear of him.
We'll see.