Cool board!

Dan Vogel · Post by **Dan Vogel** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 2:04 pm

Hi guys, and girls. I don't want to discriminate. It looks like a great board you have here. Lot of variety of forums and many members. I work like most people but like to surf when I have a chance. Posting messages is one of many interests I have. So maybe you'll see me when I have my free time. I like football, photography, and other things. Nature. Have a family I love too.

I just wanted to introduce myself. This looked like the forum for that. I don't get the Cul de Smack name, but I see this forum has the most messages. College football looks busy too. I like college football. I won't have much to say until fall. Oh, and I'm Dan. Age 36.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 2:14 pm

Hi, Dan. Welcome.

If you have access to tits, get 'em on the glass.

Don't forget to proclaim SCOBODE!

Douchebag · Post by **Douchebag** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 4:20 pm

Dan Vogel wrote:Hi guys, and girls. I don't want to discriminate. It looks like a great board you have here. Lot of variety of forums and many members. I work like most people but like to surf when I have a chance. Posting messages is one of many interests I have. So maybe you'll see me when I have my free time. I like football, photography, and other things. Nature. Have a family I love too.

I just wanted to introduce myself. This looked like the forum for that. I don't get the Cul de Smack name, but I see this forum has the most messages. College football looks busy too. I like college football. I won't have much to say until fall. Oh, and I'm Dan. Age 36.

where do you live?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 4:47 pm

don't tell him Dan. He's a rough looking gay dude who hasn't had any in a bit and is lookin' for a newbie slumpbuster.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 5:38 pm

Douchebag is stuck on the A/S/L question from his days of cruising for gay men and cyber sex in the yahoo chatrooms.

Why else would he tour America except to visit all the homo connections he made on line? The "I'll beat you all up" is just his macho cover story.

where in hell did you hear about this place anyway, Dan? If you're legit, you're the first new poster since, well probably the month this place opened.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 5:57 pm

Good Goddamnit, Douchebag. Pittsburgh is going to be a vale of tears for you. I'd worry about being able to complete your gay little tour, because I'm going to crack you on the nose, thump you in the flabby stomach, and then floss my chompers with your aorta. My boot will grind your glasses into your beady eyes, and your pink shirt will be as red as one of Jimmah's fine wines. I'll be filling your voluminous jowls with your severed beansack and tadger, Lenne Lenape style.

See and fear, Douchebag. I can't wait to watch your fats rolls jiggle as your putrescent form quakes in fear at my approach.

That's how I roll...whereas you roll by leaning a little bit to either side.

Douchebag · Post by **Douchebag** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 6:06 pm

i'm not fat you fucking prick. you can't tell in the pic which is kinda old, but i'm rock hard underneath that shirt. i'm always rock hard, and i'll be coming for you in pittsburgh.

everyone else will get their asses beat. but you, i'll have something else in store for you. we should probabyl meet up at the nearest hospital.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 6:10 pm

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 6:22 pm

Nice going, guys.

First new face we've had in here, oh, ever and after reading this he's surely on a self-imposed permanent sabatical to the CF forum.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 6:40 pm

That place isn't safe, either. Dins has been known to roll up on some unsuspecting noob even there.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 6:49 pm

Link?

The only BTPCFB noob/noobs I ever remember laying into (you'll notice I qualified that with "remember") were after they outed themselves as Husky douches.

Ducksfans and those things masquerading as "Husky fans" mix about as well as oil and water, or Missourians and soap.

When you combine "Husky" and "fan" together, you've got fighting* words around these parts.

* - Husky fans fight frequently, Ducks fans fight effectively, and only when confronted by the braindead Husky and Beaver fans. Other than that, we'd just as soon smoke a bowl with the opposing fans.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 7:58 pm

OCmike wrote:Nice going, guys. First new face we've had in here, oh, ever and after reading this he's surely on a self-imposed permanent sabatical to the CF forum.

If this thread doesn't do it, one of the other several dozen threads here surely will. :)

Dan Vogel · Post by **Dan Vogel** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 3:13 am

Thank you for the welcomes. I was just bouncing around the internet and came across this board, Mister Bushice. Like I said, it seems to offer a wide array of interests.

The wife is reading a book and the kids are safely tucked away so I have a short bit of freedom time to surf. I wanted to check back to this board. We had a nice Sunday. Church this morning. Unitarian Church. Then brunch with some friends at a great Buffet. I think I'll need a larger belt after today. It's always something. Then I took the family to the Museum of Science and Industry.

The wife and I bumped around the museum for a couple of hours. The children sat quietly on the bench for us, for the most part. Susan was great, but Tony started to be a bit of a pill. After an attitude adjustment he sat there well for the rest of the time. You can't let the kids run things or it will never end. I guess there are many schools of thought on that. I think they are learning. Sunday is the day for my wife and I. I work hard and provide a lot for the kids. They have to understand and learn that.

We drove by the river on the way home. It was a little chilly, but I parked the car and set up the tripod to get a few shots there. The family was good about waiting, and it wasn't really all that cold in the car. After that the kids and wife cleaned up at home and are now in for a good night's sleep.

If I have time I might look around your other forums tomorrow at work. Maybe. Just depends on my load.

Thanks again.

Mr T · Post by **Mr T** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 3:17 am

Off this shit troll

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 3:31 am

Dan Vogel wrote:Thank you for the welcomes.

That didn't happen.

patsy stone · Post by **patsy stone** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 3:33 am

Dan Vogel wrote:Thank you for the welcomes. I was just bouncing around the internet and came across this board, Mister Bushice. Like I said, it seems to offer a wide array of interests.

The wife is reading a book and the kids are safely tucked away so I have a short bit of freedom time to surf. I wanted to check back to this board. We had a nice Sunday. Church this morning. Unitarian Church. Then brunch with some friends at a great Buffet. I think I'll need a larger belt after today. It's always something. Then I took the family to the Museum of Science and Industry.

The wife and I bumped around the museum for a couple of hours. The children sat quietly on the bench for us, for the most part. Susan was great, but Tony started to be a bit of a pill. After an attitude adjustment he sat there well for the rest of the time. You can't let the kids run things or it will never end. I guess there are many schools of thought on that. I think they are learning. Sunday is the day for my wife and I. I work hard and provide a lot for the kids. They have to understand and learn that.

We drove by the river on the way home. It was a little chilly, but I parked the car and set up the tripod to get a few shots there. The family was good about waiting, and it wasn't really all that cold in the car. After that the kids and wife cleaned up at home and are now in for a good night's sleep.

If I have time I might look around your other forums tomorrow at work. Maybe. Just depends on my load.

Thanks again.

LOL

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Mar 12, 2007 3:34 am

Dan Vogel wrote:Just depends on my load.

One can only hope for the best.

Regards,

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 3:36 am

Dan Vogel wrote: Just depends on my load.

No, no....THAT didn't happen.

Ummm, Dan......

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 3:37 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Dan Vogel wrote:Just depends on my load.
One can only hope for the best.

Dammit!! Bwhahaha!

Dan Vogel · Post by **Dan Vogel** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 3:40 am

War Wagon wrote:
Dan Vogel wrote:Thank you for the welcomes.
That didn't happen.

PSUFAN came in quickly and gave a welcome. I don't know what the other things he said are about. Maybe if I'm here longer I can get up to speed.

I don't know about other things people are writing either, but assume over time I'll pick up on it too.

Who are they? Young college fans. Ok, I have to pack it in for tonight. See you tomorrow maybe.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 3:42 am

Dan Vogel wrote: Ok, I have to pack it in for tonight.

Aiight, this is just getting obscene.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 4:12 am

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 4:56 am

Dan Vogel wrote:Thank you for the welcomes. I was just bouncing around the internet and came across this board, Mister Bushice. Like I said, it seems to offer a wide array of interests.

The wife is reading a book and the kids are safely tucked away so I have a short bit of freedom time to surf. I wanted to check back to this board. We had a nice Sunday. Church this morning. Unitarian Church. Then brunch with some friends at a great Buffet. I think I'll need a larger belt after today. It's always something. Then I took the family to the Museum of Science and Industry.

The wife and I bumped around the museum for a couple of hours. The children sat quietly on the bench for us, for the most part. Susan was great, but Tony started to be a bit of a pill. After an attitude adjustment he sat there well for the rest of the time. You can't let the kids run things or it will never end. I guess there are many schools of thought on that. I think they are learning. Sunday is the day for my wife and I. I work hard and provide a lot for the kids. They have to understand and learn that.

We drove by the river on the way home. It was a little chilly, but I parked the car and set up the tripod to get a few shots there. The family was good about waiting, and it wasn't really all that cold in the car. After that the kids and wife cleaned up at home and are now in for a good night's sleep.

If I have time I might look around your other forums tomorrow at work. Maybe. Just depends on my load.

Thanks again.

Damn I think I just coughed up a troll hairball.

Can we get a ruling from the IP vultures?

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 5:05 am

Douchebag wrote:where do you live?

What the fuck is this...match.com?

Just pray that you are able to add a date to the Tour manually, rather than by dictation while in traction.

Does Polo offer a pink bodycast?

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 2:14 pm

Dan Vogel wrote:Thank you for the welcomes. I was just bouncing around the internet and came across this board, Mister Bushice. Like I said, it seems to offer a wide array of interests.

The wife is reading a book and the kids are safely tucked away so I have a short bit of freedom time to surf. I wanted to check back to this board. We had a nice Sunday. Church this morning. Unitarian Church. Then brunch with some friends at a great Buffet. I think I'll need a larger belt after today. It's always something. Then I took the family to the Museum of Science and Industry.

The wife and I bumped around the museum for a couple of hours. The children sat quietly on the bench for us, for the most part. Susan was great, but Tony started to be a bit of a pill. After an attitude adjustment he sat there well for the rest of the time. You can't let the kids run things or it will never end. I guess there are many schools of thought on that. I think they are learning. Sunday is the day for my wife and I. I work hard and provide a lot for the kids. They have to understand and learn that.

We drove by the river on the way home. It was a little chilly, but I parked the car and set up the tripod to get a few shots there. The family was good about waiting, and it wasn't really all that cold in the car. After that the kids and wife cleaned up at home and are now in for a good night's sleep.

If I have time I might look around your other forums tomorrow at work. Maybe. Just depends on my load.

Thanks again.

Put up or shut up you stupid fucking troll bitch.

Memo to you:

We don't like each other in here. We call each other pussy's and cunts and dickheads on a daily basis. This is not a NIICCCCEEE place. But posting nice things, you have offered your ass up for plungering...

We don't give a fuck about your church, your museum trip,your brats, your drive up the river..

What we really want to see is a picutre of your wifes tits...but only if she's not some fat sweat hog that would make us puke...

As for the welcomes, those were merely false statements to loll you into feeling comfortable, and then those same dudes are going to be coming up your assssss real hard when you least expect it.

Fuck off troll..

Sincerely,

Derron

Chairperson - Welcoming Committee at the shithole known as T1B.

Dan Vogel · Post by **Dan Vogel** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 2:33 pm

I'm sorry I had to read that at work. Wouldn't like anyone to look over my shoulder and see that dialogue. That is what I see a lot on the non-filtered sites. At home we use a filter so the kids see only the good stuff. I follow the same rule at home as they do, even when they are not around. All part of setting the right example. This site is non-filtered, both at work and at home.

So I guess there are Derrons more around the place than we all realize. Whatever the anger is about it's ok. It's pretty much water off my back. I'm a bit tight today. Might not get on again. Maybe. I don't know how it will shake out.

UkoadMahir · Post by **UkoadMahir** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 2:59 pm

Dan Vogel wrote:Thank you for the welcomes. I was just bouncing around the internet and came across this board, Mister Bushice. Like I said, it seems to offer a wide array of interests.

The wife is reading a book and the kids are safely tucked away so I have a short bit of freedom time to surf. I wanted to check back to this board. We had a nice Sunday. Church this morning. Unitarian Church. Then brunch with some friends at a great Buffet. I think I'll need a larger belt after today. It's always something. Then I took the family to the Museum of Science and Industry.

The wife and I bumped around the museum for a couple of hours. The children sat quietly on the bench for us, for the most part. Susan was great, but Tony started to be a bit of a pill. After an attitude adjustment he sat there well for the rest of the time. You can't let the kids run things or it will never end. I guess there are many schools of thought on that. I think they are learning. Sunday is the day for my wife and I. I work hard and provide a lot for the kids. They have to understand and learn that.

We drove by the river on the way home. It was a little chilly, but I parked the car and set up the tripod to get a few shots there. The family was good about waiting, and it wasn't really all that cold in the car. After that the kids and wife cleaned up at home and are now in for a good night's sleep.

If I have time I might look around your other forums tomorrow at work. Maybe. Just depends on my load.

Thanks again.

Welcolm to thes place, my new friend!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D You see it here thes peoples who funnay much, you like it, yes?????

Ok, so please you say thes, the webs it is very big, so how is it you find here??????

Aslo, you like photos!!!!!!!!!!! I like too take photo. ;) :D Please post here photos you like, you have them we want see, thanks for you my friend!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rootbeer · Post by **Rootbeer** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 3:16 pm

Dan Vogel wrote:I'm sorry I had to read that at work. Wouldn't like anyone to look over my shoulder and see that dialogue. That is what I see a lot on the non-filtered sites. At home we use a filter so the kids see only the good stuff. I follow the same rule at home as they do, even when they are not around. All part of setting the right example. This site is non-filtered, both at work and at home.

So I guess there are Derrons more around the place than we all realize. Whatever the anger is about it's ok. It's pretty much water off my back. I'm a bit tight today. Might not get on again. Maybe. I don't know how it will shake out.

Dan Bird,
welcome to the board. I'm a poster who hasn't been around for a few years. I just returned after much urging and coercion by some old board fliends. Don't worry about Derron. He, like a lot people on the internet and real life, has problems verbalizing his thoughts. He experiences difficulty in expressing anger, whether real or feigned, without the dimwitted crutch of profanity. He mistakes harsh words for critical insight. It's a common misconception especially among the slow of mind and the uneducated. I'm a religious person also and I don't enjoy profanity but when it's in a typed form I just gloss over it and automatically categorize the contributor as having special needs. It's the good example of people like us that will help derron see the error of his ways and turn from the devil of swearing toward an enlightened state of understanding. If you leave the board, you let evil triumph and I don't think we as a people can afford to give that old deceiver one inch of a shadow of victory. Cheers.

patsy stone · Post by **patsy stone** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 3:55 pm

Dan Vogel wrote:I'm sorry I had to read that at work. Wouldn't like anyone to look over my shoulder and see that dialogue. That is what I see a lot on the non-filtered sites. At home we use a filter so the kids see only the good stuff. I follow the same rule at home as they do, even when they are not around. All part of setting the right example. This site is non-filtered, both at work and at home.

So I guess there are Derrons more around the place than we all realize. Whatever the anger is about it's ok. It's pretty much water off my back. I'm a bit tight today. Might not get on again. Maybe. I don't know how it will shake out.

You made me laugh again.

Rootbeer · Post by **Rootbeer** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 4:03 pm

patsy stone wrote:
Dan Vogel wrote:I'm sorry I had to read that at work. Wouldn't like anyone to look over my shoulder and see that dialogue. That is what I see a lot on the non-filtered sites. At home we use a filter so the kids see only the good stuff. I follow the same rule at home as they do, even when they are not around. All part of setting the right example. This site is non-filtered, both at work and at home.

So I guess there are Derrons more around the place than we all realize. Whatever the anger is about it's ok. It's pretty much water off my back. I'm a bit tight today. Might not get on again. Maybe. I don't know how it will shake out.
You made me laugh again.

Did your boobs jiggle when you laughed. 98.75% of this board wants to know. :felix:

Remote Controll · Post by **Remote Controll** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 9:35 pm

I'm jusst posting to see my registration date

Dan Vogel · Post by **Dan Vogel** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 9:41 am

Thanks for the good words, Rootbeer. You sound like a giod man. I read that you just became a moderator, so I think they made a smart choice.

I'm not really on my game this morning. I didn't sleep worth a hoot last night and finally just got up. I hurt my finger last night. After dinner I had a Bartles and James Cooler while I read the paper. My wife has been after me to fix the latch on our fence gate. She started asking me if I had fixed it yet. I couldn't say anything, so I just went out to fix the gate. It was near sunset and hard to see my business. Then I had to cut off a loose piece of wood and my finger got in the way of the saw. Man it hurt and it bled too. I thought I should go to the hospital but my wife said it was ok and just wrap it good and forget it. So I did, but I couldn't sleep all ight. Tossing and turning.

I want to see if I can leave work early today because I'll be tired, but I can't really go home anyway. My wife is attending a craft bazaar in the afternoon and I agreed I would visit Tony's teacher after school to talk about his conduct problems. His sister Susan is an angel and is older, 5th grade. But Tony is in the 3rd grade and having issues. It's never comfortable to talk to the teacher about those problems.

I'm pretty sure some of you have children. Maybe you can speak to how you handle them, and especially about school meetings and the like. I guess I'm not that good at it. It might help to hear from you. I hope I can rest later.

Have a good day!

The Whistle Is Screaming · Tue Mar 13, 2007 1:08 pm

What happened when the 80's man finally settled down, got married and had kids? Is it just me or is Dan Vogel Gpete in the future?

Dan,
Do you have a wood pile, what kind of car do you drive and do you still earn your jerk?

Rootbeer · Post by **Rootbeer** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 6:17 pm

Dan Vogel wrote:Thanks for the good words, Rootbeer. You sound like a giod man.

I am a good man. I'm not always a nice person on the internet so be warned. If I run some smack on you take it with a grain of salt and toss some smack back.

Cutting your finger with a hand saw shouldn't require a hospital trip except in very rare circumstances. Your pain receptors act quickly enough in most instances to avoid serious damage. I drive a drywall screw into my finger once. It went into the pad and ended just short of coming out the fingernail. Hit your digits with a power saw and a hospital visit is almost automatic. Power saws can do a lot of damage in a big hurry. Especially if you've been drinking.

I have five kids. Sixth grade, fourth grade, Kindergarten, preschool, and one still at home. Meeting with teachers is a wonderful opportunity. Don't fret over it. Go in there and say "I know there's a problem. Let's work on it together." Make sure you're experiencing the same behaviors at home and at school. Put together a plan of action for prevention and punishment and follow through. If you're both responding to the child's behavior in the same way it should alter that behavior more effectively than if you're going it independently.

You seem like the type of guy who would pick up a dead cat off the road, wrap it in a lavender scarf and take it around the neighborhood looking for the former owner. You're soft and sensitive on the inside like that. I hope this board is what you're looking for.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 6:24 pm

The real Rootbeer has at least a dozen chilluns

... or so I've beenm told

Cornhusker · Post by **Cornhusker** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 6:49 pm

Dan Vogel wrote:hard to see my business.

Well, this gives you a common bond with no less than one of our posters right off the get go, Douchebag.

You feel compelled to portray the human

role, cuz we got playas for that too!

Feel free to dump the pigeon in your avatar for the dude above.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 7:03 pm

Dan Vogel wrote:
I'm pretty sure some of you have children.

You did mean "are", right?

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 7:17 pm

Dan Vogel wrote:My wife has been after me to fix the latch on our fence gate.

You should always listen to your wife. A bad latch on a fence gate can get a feller in heap big trouble.

Sin,
Whitey's dead dog.

Just thought I'd beat you slumpbusters to it

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 7:31 pm

R-Jack wrote: uhhhhhh..........what?

Old TNW war story R-Jack. I don't want to bore you with the gory details. Besides, I don't want to relive the trauma. Damn, I still miss that dog.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 7:32 pm

R-Jack wrote:
War Wagon wrote:
Dan Vogel wrote:My wife has been after me to fix the latch on our fence gate.
You should always listen to your wife. A bad latch on a fence gate can get a feller in heap big trouble.

Sin,
Whitey's dead dog.

Just thought I'd beat you slumpbusters to it

uhhhhhh..........what?

Whitey’s just running some “I know I am but what are I” smack.

T1B

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