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It's the 19th Anniversary for T1B - Fuckin' A

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velocet wrote:
Jay in Phoenix wrote:^^^^?

I did? Which judge friend would that be Y2K? That's one memory I don't have.

You are aware that the whole "fixin'" thingie is a joke, right?

War confused memories. Unwar wrong ones.



Y2K was a m0d so he probably knew who the judges were by ip. The judges were anonymous; they gave their judgments at the end of each thread using nics registered for the purpose (like 'SO Judge #1' etc).
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I wasn't a Mod back then and had posted about a year or so mainly at night with Caddie, bt, LL2, PPanther and the late crew. I gave Jay a run for his money with some Twilight Zone material that was pretty good. Jay won fair and square, to this day I haven't any idea who the judges were but I am guessing the judge that broke the tie between Jay and I was B-Smack but who knows. It was a lot of fun and that was the whole idea in the first place.......
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I was really digging how this thread started. Rootbeer is from before my time on theses boards, but I have obviously read many a reference. RACK the fuck out of his first few posts. Really, really well done. However, this fucking abortion went so Spreadsheet_the_Shrubber and Lutheresque in such a hurry that I had to eject prior to reaching page 3. Looking forward to reading more of Rootbeer's work in the future.

AP, by the way, your spreadsheet needs updating. Caddie still posts here.

RACK the Trolls!!
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Post by IndyGunClown »

Ooooooo...

A sticky thread about bringing "Fresh Smack"!

Here is an idea. How about all of you let go of this shit and grow the fuck up.

Disagree? I suggest you go fucking kill yourselves.
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Well, let me tell you a little secret ... that, you know, we're sitting here right now, and if you guys want to take a station break, you can. But if you tell me to grow up to my face one more time ...

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HNgqQVHI_8
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Post by IndyGunClown »

I see that birds arent the only thing that regurgitate to feed others.
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Post by Tom In VA »

Awww c'mon dude. It's historical and within context of the thread.

There, there now IndyGunClown, it'll be okay.

Relax, enjoy yourself.
With all the horseshit around here, you'd think there'd be a pony somewhere.
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SaladTosser wrote:

RACK the Trolls!!
At least somebody gets it.
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IndyGunClown wrote:I see that birds arent the only thing that regurgitate to feed others.
I heard you were a real dick to everybody at the Trollstop.

Whattup wit dat, dog?
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War Wagon wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
War Wagon wrote:Magoo, why do you insist on trying to flatter yourself?
Why do you insist on letting the boot of T1B to slap your nuts around more in a single day than your wife has since you last forklifted the blob into bed with you?
There's another dreary IKYABWAMI contained somewhere with-in that feeble post, but that's never interested me. I'll leave that to the bottom feeders.
That’s not even an example of IKYABWAI, you braindead fucking slappy. It would be IKYABWAI would be if he said, “Tard Wagon, why do you insist on trying to flatter yourself?” Not surprising that you don’t even understand why everyone with a lick of sense thinks that you’re a fucking idiot.
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Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Post by Tom In VA »

Nice "That's Not Smack" smack Goobs. :rolleyesbigtime:
With all the horseshit around here, you'd think there'd be a pony somewhere.
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Tom In VA wrote:Nice "That's Not Smack" smack Goobs. :rolleyesbigtime:
I didn’t say it wasn’t smack, though in that regard Whitey certainly pushes the envelope. I just said that he misidentified IKYABWAI smack.

Now watch out, or I’ll run some “I wasn’t talking to you” smack right up your well-worn poop-chute.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Post by IndyGunClown »

Goober McTuber wrote:
War Wagon wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: Why do you insist on letting the boot of T1B to slap your nuts around more in a single day than your wife has since you last forklifted the blob into bed with you?
There's another dreary IKYABWAMI contained somewhere with-in that feeble post, but that's never interested me. I'll leave that to the bottom feeders.
That’s not even an example of IKYABWAI, you braindead fucking slappy. It would be IKYABWAI would be if he said, “Tard Wagon, why do you insist on trying to flatter yourself?” Not surprising that you don’t even understand why everyone with a lick of sense thinks that you’re a fucking idiot.
Note to self: Goober has "e" cred and other posters have his back. He speaks for the T1B masses (10)
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Goober McTuber wrote:
Tom In VA wrote:Nice "That's Not Smack" smack Goobs. :rolleyesbigtime:
I didn’t say it wasn’t smack, though in that regard Whitey certainly pushes the envelope. I just said that he misidentified IKYABWAI smack.

Now watch out, or I’ll run some “I wasn’t talking to you” smack right up your well-worn poop-chute.

Pathetic, yet laughable.

RACK YOU for bringing the funnay.
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As Deputy, are you empowered to resurrect the Link and have it available for viewing?

Please be sure to update the MMDB and cross reference the members of this board with those in its files.
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 on Fri Jul 20, 2007 10:30 am
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Right. Because unlike you, I actually respond to Vic. He's a funny poster
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Atomic Punk wrote:
Cuda wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote:I created the "Badlands" after the Vent plug was pulled.
At leas one of us was really drunk at the time* because I seem to remember posting on Badlands long before our beloved Vent got *ut*sp**yed.
Dude... seriously, I was THE board admin at the Badlands. I created that board when the Vent was up/down. If you remember the history, I took most of the abuse on those two boards. Caddie offered suggestions and I made him the other admin that you fucked-up cocksuckers smoked pole to. Did you ever get a PM from Wendy_Lou_Who when the Ventonline was circling the drain? Velo, Rootie/Staple, Ciras, Brother Vic, and a few others got an invite to go to the new board from Caddie which was just a temporary solution to the Vent's troubles.
Ah the memories of Gross Out Contests past. I found a picture of some crackhead with a 40 ounce bottle shoved up her snatch which I don't think you were able to trump. My memory may be wrong on that account tho.

That picture of Chris E. had me pinning for MCET. His metamorphosis from that photo to a cartoon caricature and superb troll was nothing short of brilliant.

aggiedoc, where art thou?

'98 to '01. Those were some of the real salad days for these boards.
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 on Fri Jul 20, 2007 10:30 am
ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:

Right. Because unlike you, I actually respond to Vic. He's a funny poster
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Yeah Brother Vic, that Gross Out contest got pretty tough as we tried to out do each other. A guy like shutyomouth is known for posting that shit in a spambastic manner, but we kept it disciplined with one response to the other.

That last one you posted basically ended the contest as there was no way I could find anything worse. So several years later, I am giving you props for doing what couldn't be out done.

I'll never forget Ciras' Smack Fu thread at the Vent. That was pure talent.
BSmack wrote:Best. AP take. Ever.

Seriously. I don't disagree with a word of it.
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Post by Tiny »

Rack Vic on the MCET reset, that brings back some memories. I would love to see it, if somebody still has the MCET pic stored somewhere.

My memory is kinda fuzzy on this, but it seems to me that I remember somebody (during MCET's rise) made a wytch job of that video, with MCET playing the part of Jim/Chris Everett, and we got to see a cartoon kick Rome's ass. Anybody recall anything that even remotely resembles this recollection?

For some reason, I have this mental image of MCET also starring as "the Star Wars Kid" too...., but damn that was a long time ago, and my memory just isn't that strong.

Anyone, Anyone???
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Post by Atomic Punk »

MCET stopped posting as soon as Shrubber told people what MCET's real name was. He is missed... MCET that is.
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Seriously. I don't disagree with a word of it.
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Atomic Punk wrote:MCET stopped posting as soon as Shrubber told people what MCET's real name was. He is missed... MCET that is.
Gee, thanks Rog. Asshole.

MCET's greatest work was when he wiped his ass with that flying monkey thing. Gargoyle perhaps?
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Post by Tom In VA »

Word.

Invictus nailed it though. Among his many feats on that board the slow and subtle transformation was what I remember most.


WAR MCET

He and I'm not sure who the other O.G. Caddie Troll Train (tm) started something ... well it was like a train.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
youtube link, news story
To be fair, there are really only a handful of posters who contribute such topics, and quite possibly the #1 contributor, Jack, has appeared to have offed himself.

So that mostly leaves Bobby42. But you know what? That's his claim to fame. That's what he does, and that's what he'll always do. I've come to accept that. Just let it be. And let's face it...without Bobby around, there's a good chance you'll go your entire day without hearing about that Kentucky woman who threw her 3 month old baby in a dumpster, which was later consumed by a lion that escaped from the zoo. This is crucial knowledge.
Mgo, some of the things that are brought here are the events that shape our day and what we make of them. If a poster can shape a story and make it funny or offer an opinion then that's a good thing. Agreed, posting a newslink without a meaningful take is lame. Not need to remind me I've been guilty of that on occasion. But, how many times have you seen "breaking news" at this place way before it hit the mainstream and how many times how you read about an obscure topic and it lit up with replies?
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Bobby42 wrote:But, how many times have you seen "breaking news" at this place way before it hit the mainstream
If something truly merits "breaking news" there's a good chance I'll hear about it at some point, in some way. If I don't hear about a Yankee pitcher flying into a building until 7pm instead of 3pm, I think I'll still get on about my day the same.

But anyway, your point is justifiable. Which is why... I henceforthtohither proclaim a Newslink42 Forum, where you, and any number of regular yahoo-surfers can post their late-breaking news stories about gay parrots attacking pregnant whales.

Admins? You like?
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Post by MgoBlue-LightSpecial »

I also propose a forum where we can discuss all things SissyCrown/Tiberious-related. Upcoming Festivus parties, and re-living horror stories about bad acne when we were 16. Of course, they're "full grown adults" and still suffer, so they might not find it as funny.
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You can start making sense at any time.
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Much apologies. I'll put it into a context you can relate to...


http://www.yahoo.com/news/ithinkweshouldhaveanewsforum
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Not loud enough.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I also propose a forum where we can discuss all things SissyCrown/Tiberious-related. Upcoming Festivus parties, and re-living horror stories about bad acne when we were 16. Of course, they're "full grown adults" and still suffer, so they might not find it as funny.
Done.

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Post by StankHo »

As much as things change, some things stay the same.

Bobby, you're still the same boring bitch. Hell, anybody that tells the world about their errr.......Oh shit whatever they call "My dick don't work!!!! Kill me!!!!!! syndrome" should just go and find a cave and stay there.
If you were a chick...that would be one thing. People expect them to spout off without any basis of rational thought. You're just a limp dick blowhard.
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Post by IndyGunClown »

Atomic Punk wrote:Yeah Brother Vic, that Gross Out contest got pretty tough as we tried to out do each other. A guy like shutyomouth is known for posting that shit in a spambastic manner, but we kept it disciplined with one response to the other.

That last one you posted basically ended the contest as there was no way I could find anything worse. So several years later, I am giving you props for doing what couldn't be out done.

I'll never forget Ciras' Smack Fu thread at the Vent. That was pure talent.
Talent? Explains your pissed off about Boston deal.

But, a gross out thread is your idea of talent? Finding pictures on the internet and reposting them, is considered talent? I bet when you are in your monthly homeless shelter checkup, you are totally befuddled by the guy who finds the banana in the Highlights for Kids.

I bet you cheer on fire.
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Post by Trolling for Dollars »

just wanted to get my name in on this thread...
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