Damn kids!

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 3:12 am

I was driving with my 5 y/o son, David tonight and he kept calling me a bonehead. This normally isn't a big deal, since he knows that's his one "safe" slam on Dad that he can use pretty much when he wants, unless he's in trouble or something. Problem is, tonight he was saying it every freaking five seconds.

David: You're a bonehead.
Me: Okay.
David: Bonehead, bonehead, bonehead! Hey bonehead, you're a boneheaaaaaaaad...
Me: I get it. That's enough.
David: You're a super double bonehead, bonehead.
Me: David, I said that's enough. I don't want you to say it again tonight.
David: Okay...........BONEHEAD!!!!

[Seinfeld]David![/Seinfeld]

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 3:46 am

have fun when he's say 15 !!

Jobocky · Post by **Jobocky** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 4:47 am

Bonehead

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 4:48 am

Maybe you made a bonehead move, letting him call you bonehead and all.

velocet · Post by **velocet** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 4:53 am

Raising your kid to run smack is an interesting twist.

Let his next favorite word be "tard"; allow him most latitude with it while you peruse this board so you get a sound effect for every time you read our most overused appellation.

velocet

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 5:00 am

Sticks & stones, Mike.

You fucked his mom.

That's 'BODE.

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 5:00 am

^^^^ Fucking RACK!

socal · Post by **socal** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 5:29 am

Rack poptart.

Qbert · Post by **Qbert** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 5:36 am

poptart wrote:Sticks & stones, Mike.

You fucked his mom.

That's 'BODE.

PLUS....over 9 months of gestation, you Probably BONED his HEAD too!

more 'BODE.

way to go....Bonehead?

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 5:53 am

Ok, now Q gets the rack... that smack will need to wait a few years, though.

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 6:56 am

Everyone wrote:Bonehead

Never liked any of you...

But, RACK Tart and Q!

velocet wrote:Raising your kid to run smack is an interesting twist.

I wouldn't put it quite like that. I like to goof around a lot with the kids and they're pretty good about using stuff like that at times when they know it will be funny. For instance, earlier in the evening David wanted to use the bathroom at a gas station and I told him that he should wait until we got home because it would be nasty. He said he couldn't wait, so we went in and it was surprisingly exceptionally clean. When we were leaving, I said, "I guess I was wrong, it wasn't nasty at all." David responded, "Yeah, good job, bonehead."

Rack my kid for having solid comedic timing at age 5!

I'm not at all one of those pushover parents who lets his kids walk all over him. I'm the disciplinarian in the family and pride myself on having well-behaved kids. But I have to let them be goofy and have fun with life too.

A.C. Crut · Post by **A.C. Crut** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 9:09 pm

You should beat him like he burnt Ike Turner's breakfast. - BranDad

Terry in Crapchester · Tue Mar 13, 2007 10:35 pm

velocet wrote:Raising your kid to run smack is an interesting twist.

Let his next favorite word be "tard"; allow him most latitude with it while you peruse this board so you get a sound effect for every time you read our most overused appellation.

velocet

You don't have to raise them to do that. For some reason it's ingrained.

My son picked up the word "dork" when he was about 3 and I was having the damnedest time figuring out where he got it. Finally, I sat down to watch one of the Cartoon Network shows he watched . . .

After that, he wasn't allowed to watch that show anymore.

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 11:42 pm

Rack Q and 'tart! Holy shit!

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 3:42 am

Qbert wrote: PLUS....over 9 months of gestation, you Probably BONED his HEAD too!

Unwittingly I'm sure, but you just called Mike's dearest little David an asshole baby.

Rack!

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 4:03 am

Hey whitey,

those coathanger scars on your dome go a long way towards explaining you.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 4:33 am

you Probably BONED his HEAD too!

hahahaha...

R_t_S heads off to vespers...

marinerfan · Post by **marinerfan** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 2:06 am

maybe he thinks you are a BONEHAD because you play videogames all day and brag about it on
message boards you god damn BONEHEAD

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 2:08 am

marinerfan wrote:maybe he thinks you are a BONEHAD because you play videogames all day and brag about it on
message boards you god damn BONEHEAD

for the love of god: OFF YOURSELF YOU TEDIOUS FUCKING CUNT.

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 2:03 pm

marinerfan wrote:maybe he thinks you are a BONEHAD because you play videogames all day and brag about it on
message boards you god damn BONEHEAD

Awww...is him gonna cwy?

BTW, since you're a fan, I thought I'd let you know that the new job is out-fucking-standing. I'm currently enjoying the view from my corner office...well, it has four corners anyway.

Please give me your e-mail addy so I can update you on any positive changes in my life. TIA.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 2:27 pm

When's marinerfan's b'day .... ?

I'll pitch in.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Mar 22, 2007 4:17 pm

What a bizarre twist of events for marinerfan, a relatively lowkey poster for years on these here boards, only to one day suddenly become what now appears to be a universally-regarded board bitch.

velocet · Post by **velocet** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 4:39 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:What a bizarre twist of events for marinerfan, a relatively lowkey poster for years on these here boards, only to one day suddenly become what now appears to be a universally-regarded board bitch.

Well I guess that vindicates Caddie in the long run.

However, let it be said that we are fukking up royally if we don't call a spade that which it is. Marinerfan has been bringing the smack (such as it is) vs OCmike while the latter has been merely shrugging it off. Like it or not,

marinerfan----- 0.0000000141

OCmike---------0

velocet

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 4:58 pm

OCmike wrote:I was driving with my 5 y/o son, David tonight and he kept calling me a bonehead. This normally isn't a big deal, since he knows that's his one "safe" slam on Dad that he can use pretty much when he wants, unless he's in trouble or something. Problem is, tonight he was saying it every freaking five seconds.

David: You're a bonehead.
Me: Okay.
David: Bonehead, bonehead, bonehead! Hey bonehead, you're a boneheaaaaaaaad...
Me: I get it. That's enough.
David: You're a super double bonehead, bonehead.
Me: David, I said that's enough. I don't want you to say it again tonight.
David: Okay...........BONEHEAD!!!!

[Seinfeld]David![/Seinfeld]

Maybe he's pissed because you moved his ass to Texas.

Bonehead.

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 5:27 pm

velocet wrote: However, let it be said that we are fukking up royally if we don't call a spade that which it is. Marinerfan has been bringing the smack (such as it is) vs OCmike while the latter has been merely shrugging it off. Like it or not,

marinerfan----- 0.0000000141

OCmike---------0

The T1B zoo has a rule about not feeding the shit trolls.

Besides, how would you have me fire back at a ST? Call him a coward and a pussy for not using his primary nick to take shots at me? It's pretty much been done to death, so I'd rather just toy with him.

velocet · Post by **velocet** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 4:04 pm

Marinerfan isn't a shit troll as testimony has brought to light. I'm just saying he gets a partial point for attempting to be "brutal, crude and personal".

While none of us are above hearing from others about refining our respective game, I wouldn't think to TRULY insult you by attempting to help strategize versus that clown. He's been plugging away and yet, well, you see the score.

So I say this not in any advisory role but merely as observation: you could probably start trouncing his minimal game by going all Chris in Winnipeg with some Sincerely Marcus Allen resets or if you feel like turning up the heat a little more compose your posts to him in the manner of WDUNN28. Sure you may remember both templates as retarded exceedingly but there's more style to those than to what marinerfan is bringing.

velocet

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 6:20 pm

velocet wrote:Marinerfan isn't a shit troll as testimony has brought to light. I'm just saying he gets a partial point for attempting to be "brutal, crude and personal".

While none of us are above hearing from others about refining our respective game, I wouldn't think to TRULY insult you by attempting to help strategize versus that clown. He's been plugging away and yet, well, you see the score.

So I say this not in any advisory role but merely as observation: you could probably start trouncing his minimal game by going all Chris in Winnipeg with some Sincerely Marcus Allen resets or if you feel like turning up the heat a little more compose your posts to him in the manner of WDUNN28. Sure you may remember both templates as retarded exceedingly but there's more style to those than to what marinerfan is bringing.

Do you remember the "old" MarinerFan? He rarely, if ever, ventured into the smack forum of this or the other boards, and the few times he did post, basically had an "Aw, shucks"-type of attitude. Or, pretty much the anti-thesis of this current incarnation of MF. Translation = shit troll.

Anyway, he's bringing so little to the table that at this point, he's such an insignificant little itch on my scrotum that I wouldn't even give him the courtesy of a pinch and roll.

velocet · Post by **velocet** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 6:29 pm

OCmike wrote:Anyway, he's bringing so little to the table that at this point, he's such an insignificant little itch on my scrotum that I wouldn't even give him the courtesy of a pinch and roll.

Well now, I think the score needs updating:

marinerfan----- 0.0000000141

OCmike---------1

At this rate he can continue to flail away for about a month of sundays and maybe he'll catch up.

While you wait, what are your plans? Put together Q & A's for future Humpday Challenges? Further hone your screenwriting skillz? Not to be nosy, just wonderin'.

velocet

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 7:15 pm

There won't be any Humpday Challenges for awhile, as the company that I just started working for is pretty swamped with work.

My off time will be dedicated to knocking loose the cobwebs after hours of training for quite awhile, so I won't have any time to work on my script for at least a couple of months. Though, to be fair, I've been pretty much stalled at about 100 pages for almost a year now, so it's not like taking another couple of months off from writing will be any big deviation from the norm.

Damn kids!

Damn kids!

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