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I really think there is something brewing that could be epic. That "Sanjaya" board about that cat on American Idol was just launched today. Turns out, it's dudes looking to troll on the gayness of Sanjaya. I am already registered there and have posted in COMPLETE support of Sanjaya.

They are BEGGING to blast him. Go ahead, register (it's extremely quick), and post of your support and love of Sanjaya. By the way, I will post this on other boards to recruit troops. Call me gay.

Or, just tell me to fuck off.

http://www.sanjayafannetwork.com/forum
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I'm on heavy medication, sorry.
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You were looking for this crew to bring teh funnay?
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I'm just relieved ST wasn't offering to pull a train.
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Cuda wrote:I'm just relieved ST wasn't offering to pull a train.
See, this is what I was talking about last week.
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Dinsdale wrote:You were looking for this crew to bring teh funnay?
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SaladTosser wrote:See, this is what I was talking about last week.
In the baseball forum, you will find a thread dedicated to the recently deceased John Vukovich.

Therein, we found out that "Vuk" had a career average of .161 and yet played 10 years of major league baseball. Apparently, he was a utility fielder, which means he sucked ass at the plate, while fielding many different positions.

Cuda is John Vukovich. He sucks at many different things and has been around for years. His "appeal"... is that "his suck" is so versatile. You can plug him in a Board Bitch, pile-on troll, Cut/Paster, IKYABWAI, tard... the list is endless.

Cuda... "respected"? Nigga please.
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Say what you will, ucunt, but I'm not the one who massages other men and/or uses a tanning bed for a living
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Cuda wrote:for a living
Ironic you should drop this phrase, oh unemployed one.

Besides sucking Biggie's cock, what do you do for this board? Much like your pathetic existence, you contribute nothing, and get by only on what others give you. Your smack is subsidized and goverment issued. That's why you're the C&P king, Cooter.
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Ease up on cudes. Ballsackwashing is a HOBBY with him. He's not good enough to go pro.
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"Are message board trains popular here anymore?"

Apparently so.
With all the horseshit around here, you'd think there'd be a pony somewhere.
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ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
Cuda wrote:for a living
Ironic you should drop this phrase, oh unemployed one..
That's been inoperative for quite some time now
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Getting a check from the welfare department every month doesn't make you a "government employee," Cuda.
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Archive this thread.

Its an exact example of how lame you all are.

It starts out with a rally cry to go do something really time wasting and childish, then transforms into an insult war with one poster about how much he sucks.

EPIC!! (Thats still what you weak fucks call it isnt it?)

Is the average age here 15? Good god you guys need to grow up.
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[quote="MgoBlue-LightSpecial"]Getting a check from the welfare department every month doesn't make you a "government employee," Cuda.[/quote]

What kind of job do you have Doctor MGO that allows you to post all day? I'm sure its very important and earth shattering.
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And remember kids...don't do crack!
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IndyGunClown wrote:What kind of job do you have Doctor MGO that allows you to post all day?
Credit card stealing. What I do is, I fly across the country to meet up with strangers off the internet. After I set my sights on the biggest cock-starved skank there, I proceed to nail her at the home of her boyfriend. After I've pulled my itching member out of her fetid manhole, I rummage around for anything of value I can get my slimey hands on. Maybe it's cash. Maybe it's a collection of Eminem cds. Maybe it's a stash of ice or a late 90s Fubu jersey. Whatever. Of course, the goal is to land a Visa or Master Card with a sky high limit. Then I live on my own time, my own dime, and answer to no one while posting all day. You should check into it.
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SaladTosser wrote:I am already registered there and have posted in COMPLETE support of Sanjaya.
Well, you are a huge Prince fan, after all. So I suppose this makes sense.
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[quote="MgoBlue-LightSpecial"][quote="IndyGunClown"]What kind of job do you have Doctor MGO that allows you to post all day?[/quote]

Credit card stealing. What I do is, I fly across the country to meet up with strangers off the internet. After I set my sights on the biggest cock-starved skank there, I proceed to nail her at the home of her boyfriend. After I've pulled my itching member out of her fetid manhole, I rummage around for anything of value I can get my slimey hands on. Maybe it's cash. Maybe it's a collection of Eminem cds. Maybe it's a stash of ice or a late 90s Fubu jersey. Whatever. Of course, the goal is to land a Visa or Master Card with a sky high limit. Then I live on my own time, my own dime, and answer to no one while posting all day. You should check into it.[/quote]

You live a sad existence. I dont mean that as in to go along with your paragraph, I mean to come up with that paragraph. Paying that much attention and having that much passion for all of this is so baffling. It's awe inspiring the seriousness of your patheticness. I hope someday you do step back for a second and finally get a glimpse at what you have been doing for the last 10 years and realize just how lame your hobby is. When you do, dont try and kill yourself. Just let it go, mistakes happen.
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Irony, thy name be Guntslinger the peasant, who, to the king wrote:You live a sad existence.
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Post by IndyGunClown »

MGO, this isnt highschool anymore. Insulting others doesnt make you look cool in front of your friends. They dont even insult.

Yours and this boards fucking childishness is pathetic. But keep coming with it, so many people are going to see this post and think "man that MGO is really fucking cool". I bet someone is going to approach you on the street and take you aside and say: "for the last 10 years I lived because of you MGO. Reading your takes and smack gave me reason to live".

*I await your witty retort with anticipation and a hard cock*
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[quote="SaladTosser"]I really think there is something brewing that could be epic. That "Sanjaya" board about that cat on American Idol was [b]just launched today[/b]. Turns out, it's dudes looking to troll on the gayness of Sanjaya. I am already registered there and have posted in [b]COMPLETE support of Sanjaya[/b].

They are BEGGING to blast him. Go ahead, register (it's extremely quick), and post of your support and love of Sanjaya. By the way, I will post this on other boards to recruit troops. Call me gay.

Or, just tell me to fuck off.

[url]www.sanjayafannetwork.com/forum[/url][/quote]

Yes, because everyone here is 15yrs old. Now go jerk off on a pog and post the pic so everyone can get a laugh at how fucking cool you are.
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IndyGunClown wrote:MGO, this isnt highschool anymore. Insulting others doesnt make you look cool in front of your friends. They dont even insult.
But that's all you do here, Gunty. So what's your excuse? And why don't you address this very blatant contradiction of yours? Or do you admit to being the very thing you accuse everyone here of?

You take this place more seriously than anybody else I've been able to recognize. Not even close, really.
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IndyCumClown wrote:Yes, because everyone here is 15yrs old. Now go jerk off on a pog and post the pic so everyone can get a laugh at how fucking cool you are.
Two points, not inclusive of the one topping your dome.

If this board is so boring to you, why are you posting here?

And if it were true that it was only occupied by 15 year olds, that makes you a stalking pedophile.

Off yourself now, for the good of human decency.
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[quote="MgoBlue-LightSpecial"][quote="IndyGunClown"]MGO, this isnt highschool anymore. Insulting others doesnt make you look cool in front of your friends. They dont even insult.[/quote]

But that's all [i]you[/i] do here, Gunty. So what's your excuse? And why don't you address this very blatant contradiction of yours? Or do you admit to being the very thing you accuse everyone here of?[/quote]

I'm doing it for shits and giggles for a temporary time. I dont do it for over 4000 posts everyday. Huge difference chuckles the chimp.
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[quote="Jay in Phoenix"][quote="IndyCumClown"]Yes, because everyone here is 15yrs old. Now go jerk off on a pog and post the pic so everyone can get a laugh at how fucking cool you are.[/quote]

Two points, not inclusive of the one topping your dome.

If this board is so boring to you, why are you posting here?

And if it were true that it was only occupied by 15 year olds, that makes you a stalking pedophile.

Off yourself now, for the good of human decency.[/quote]

*cums w/ a thunder*
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IndyGunClown wrote:*chugs cums w/ a thunder*
Yes, we know.
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IndyGunClown wrote:I'm doing it for shits and giggles.
No, you aren't. And you know you aren't. You take this place personally. It's plain as day. The abuse these folks have administered upon you over the years due to the realization of how much of a fucked up loser you are in that thing called "real life," has turned you into an obsessive, compulsive bitter little freak. You come here for the abuse. You get off on it, not unlike those who physically harm themselves because they have a fetish for pain.

Face it, you weren't nearly this bad before all this shit about you surfaced, and you wouldn't be like this today, had you not been outed as an example of a walking DarwinFailure.
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I'm not trying to be smart here. I don't know some of the people who have smacked me in this thread. I was just trying to start a pretty solid train. At one point, this shit was fresh. This was a GREAT opportunity. Stuff like this used to be funny. What some people are doing in this thread is not funny. Work it out amongst yourselves.
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i'm with you, bro. fukk these thread hijacking tards. I'm trying to think up a good nic over there. Any suggestions?
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In. sanjayaholic.
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indy clown,

I could beat off on a worn out counterfeit pog and it would still be more artistic and visually appealing than any of your posts.

Now do the entire internet a favor and near touch a computer again, you html butchering cahk sucker.
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Hey ST, are you banned yet? g pete has one of his better storys up now.
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Whatever, but Luther's Av on that board really made me laugh:

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BTW: Hairy or not, gotta give props to the "sister's" rack

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Kinda like the slow motion effect.... :mrgreen:
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Here is a better, close up version:

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