Just die already, you fat cunts.....

[Dinsdale]

spinning classes

I guess "spinning" is different in Florida from "spinning" in the U&L.


'Round these parts, getting spun is considered an excellent way to lose weight.

Keeping my balance was a bitch!

One word...


"ballast."

[tuff gong]

Tom's in the clear.

aint that the stuff Barroid's trainer gives him?

[PSUFAN]

see you this summer.

Yep, asshole. I can't wait to drop a barbell on your grapesack and watch your glasses get all fogged up.

Fuck the hotel parking lot shit - I'll meet you at The Point, where Fort Duquesne then Fort Pitt once stood, and beat the piss out of you...then make you hoist your pink shirt on a stick like a flag so that dangerous craven gay necrophilies from Carnegie Mellon will seek you out and court you.

This will be a hell of a workout for you.

[Dinsdale]

Fort Duquesne

Pray for him.

[BSmack]

Fort Duquesne

Pray for him.

Is that where they found Purgatory and Quadrophenia?

[pron]

Feels good to do something physical every day. I can definitely think of more fun things than riding a bicycle ;) but this'll do for now!

I agree. Let's get together. ;)

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Pron, you need to get laid. Big time.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

I know there seems to be some hate for the fat pigs dominating the gym with treadmills/elipticals/stairclimers/bikes or some other machine that simulates the "life outdoors" experiance. I'm good with it. From my perspective, I would rather have those bon-bon snorting dickpigs quaranteened off from the rest of society whenever they decide to expel some bacon fat. It beats the alternative of potholes in the sidewalk and thunder thigh friction starting grass fires. If they want to act like they are trying, without subjecting us to their psudeo-efforts, while paying a gym owner enough money monthly to coke up chicks that are actually worth fucking, I say more power to those heffers.

See.... I got a problem with your quarantine theory.

On days when I lift, I do 30 minutes of cardio. On days when I don't lift, I do an hour of cardio. I am subjected to these herds about 5 days/week.

I don't want to see 40 pounds of arm fat undulating to and fro every time these heffers take a thundering step on the treadmill. God forbid, if they really "stomp on it", and push the treadmill up to a whopping 3 MPH. They start pumping their fists like Carl fucking Lewis in the 100 yard dash and cellulite starts flying all over the fucking place. I swear to Christ, you gotta wear goggles to protect your eyes from being blinded by indiscrimate grease shrapnel.

I think pup tents should be required attire for any gym bitch over 200 pounds. That way, I wouldn't have to see "what's under the hood", nor would I need to get all Kareem Abdul Jabbar'ed-up.

[Tom In VA]

6-The cocksuckers in Zubaz pants telling you to do more wieght and screaming their way through a mechanicly flawed half rep.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but if that "half rep" is the last one then you've successfully worked "to failure" which is vital.



Outdated concept ?

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

I see your point ucant. I'm just trying to figure out what's more obnoxious -- fat, greasy slob having no business in a workout facility, or whiney, uptight workout guy.

Both of you can dunk your heads in a vat of acid as far as I'm concerned.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but if that "half rep" is the last one then you've successfully worked "to failure" which is vital.

Outdated concept ?

Doing a set to failure will never be an outdated concept. I think R-Jack was referring to these idiots who do a whole set of half-reps.

[Tom In VA]

I remember the days of the Joe Weider coined term "Cheating Principle", lol.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

I see your point ucant. I'm just trying to figure out what's more obnoxious -- fat, greasy slob having no business in a workout facility, or whiney, uptight workout guy.

Both of you can dunk your heads in a vat of acid as far as I'm concerned.

Oh goodie. The Voice Of Reason showed up in yet another over-the-top UCant Production of "I Hate The World." That's just what this thread was missing, though, faggotry interspersed amongst the meanie-posts. Thanks a bunch.

[velocet]

Oh goodie. The Voice Of Reason showed up in yet another over-the-top UCant Production of "I Hate The World." That's just what this thread was missing, though, faggotry interspersed amongst the meanie-posts. Thanks a bunch.

Goooooood, Ucant. Give in to your rage, your anger. It provides you with focus. It makes you stronger.




velocet

[Tom In VA]

Joe Weider "Instinctive Training Principle" racks to Velo for the reset.

[Dinsdale]

Oh brother.

Charles Atlas would sooooo kick Joe Weider's ass.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Oh goodie. The Voice Of Reason showed up in yet another over-the-top UCant Production of "I Hate The World." That's just what this thread was missing, though, faggotry interspersed amongst the meanie-posts. Thanks a bunch.

Oh yeah, because my reasonable sensibilities always end with the suggestion for someone to face plant into some acid.

Fucking moron.

But I can see what inspires you to break off these vaginally-charged, pissy little rants every few months. You people are some of the biggest fucking laughing stocks in the entire vocational field. And it's not even because the "work" you do is a total joke, but because of how seriously you gigantic fucking dorks take yourselves, and how important you think you are to a functioning society. Seriously -- If you stuffed a bunch of you dipshits, and some used car salesmen into an empty room, you guys would confuse the occasion for a top secret NATO briefing. Ever wonder why there's 3rd rate comedies with actors like Ben Stiller parodying you losers? Because the general public enjoys laughing at you fucking tards. So much that they're willing to pay money for it.

[indyfrisco]

Ever wonder why there's 3rd rate comedies with actors like Ben Stiller parodying you losers? Because the general public enjoys laughing at you fucking tards. So much that they're willing to pay money for it.

Don't be a movie snob like the music forum snobs. Dodgeball was fuggin' epic.

[indyfrisco]

sweet. got my edit in in time.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

You people are some of the biggest fucking laughing stocks in the entire vocational field. And it's not even because the "work" you do is a total joke, but because of how seriously you gigantic fucking dorks take yourselves, and how important you think you are to a functioning society.

You think I work at a gym? No surprise there. Your remedial reading level rivals your sense of humor. If/when your responses actually become relevant, nudge me or something...

Finally, no more waiting for a machine. No more Bon-Bon chugging cunts asking me for fitness advice. I am just a member here. I don’t want to help you. This is my time, not yours. Go… away. Spring is in the air. Fat fuckers are dropping like flies. I feel less claustrophobic. Rack spring time in New England.

This thread is about someone voicing their frustrations about how crowded his gym gets every winter. These "new members" or "old members who decided to start going again" are usually a bunch of overweight people who can best be described as New Year's Resolutioners. They are gone by April due to their lack of discipline and/or drive.

[velocet]

Well anyway Rack Ucant for the lead in post of this thread. It is a fine piece of work in the tradition of keeping it "brutal, crude and personal".

In any case I'm sure that this rant species of take isn't amenable to critical trashing; ucant going all retrenchment about it secures that notion in this instance.

I'd allow that there's no way ucant or Raydah J. would bag on the unfortunates with the really serious metabolic difficulties.




velocet

[Tom In VA]

They are gone by April due to their lack of discipline and/or drive.

Yeah the nice weather and the ability to take one's aerobic workouts outside have absolutely nothing to do with it. I know at my gym I actually memorize the face of everyone I see there and I can monitor when they come, and when they leave. And I have to concur with your obsessive perception as well.

The lean people who take their health seriously NEVER leave in April to run outside in their "bikini like" outfits or without their shirts on. They're faithfully taking up space using the gym for it's intended purposes.

The "herd", obviously isn't walking outside or anything or we'd be registering quakes here in the metro D.C. area.


I know these peoples names AND what they drive too.


Some have hot daughters that go to George Mason U though. They come to the gym. I bet some even come in the gym.

[Douchebag]

yawn

anybody who wants to learn something about lifting and conditioning let me know. you're all pussies who don't know dick.

[tuff gong]

yeah nothing says top condition like mantits

tom, I see Ucant's point. I attend a gym regularly and observe this trend. I can't get a parking space in January but give it 6 weeks and that blubber kind of disperses and it's smooth sailing. Sorry to say it but I see it. Same trend is visible on a weekly basis: you see a lot more people monday than thursday, and they skew fatter.

[Douchebag]

yeah nothing says top condition like mantits

wow, what a fucking moron we've got here. there is nothing in that pic that indicates i have "mantits" jackoff. i'm pretty rocked up, but i keep a little bit of extra weight on since i'm a linebacker.

[Tom In VA]

yeah nothing says top condition like mantits

tom, I see Ucant's point. I attend a gym regularly and observe this trend. I can't get a parking space in January but give it 6 weeks and that blubber kind of disperses and it's smooth sailing. Sorry to say it but I see it. Same trend is visible on a weekly basis: you see a lot more people monday than thursday, and they skew fatter.

Belee dat mang.


I see his point too, I was just raising some counter points and such for grins. You cannot touch my gym between Jan and now between 5:00 AM and 7:00 AM and then 4:00 PM to 8:00 PM

Fortunately, it's a twenty four joint, and fortunately there's TWO en route from the job to the house and such. But no, I don't know whether the volume of people favors the fatties or the ... in the chick demographic ... the hotties. I would have to say the latter. These months see a shortage of hotties because they're out doing their thing. Weekends also tend to see a lower volume of hotties in the morning and the evening, because you guessed it .... they're out doing what hottie women will do .... getting laid.

At noon, or around lunch time, it's a fair time to go but it's risky trying to get a decent workout in and get back to work.

But yeah crowds at the gym piss me off because I'm like all about business. Contrary to UCANT's obsession with fat people that actually NEED to be there, I usually run into some cunt with a fake orange tan and well defined arms, no legs, and his skintight clothes chatting up some bullemic looking broad whose spent so much time in a tanning booth her skin looks like worn shoe leather.


The fat people just take up more space. One of them standing around is like ..... four of the Ken and Barbies standing around.


LMAO

[Tom In VA]

yeah nothing says top condition like mantits

wow, what a fucking moron we've got here. there is nothing in that pic that indicates i have "mantits" jackoff. i'm pretty rocked up, but i keep a little bit of extra weight on since i'm a linebacker.

That's right MOTHERFUCKER. Those are fucking PECS.


I can flex my pecs to the beat of a GODDAMN LAR ULRICH SOLO with my arms outstretched to say .......


"Douchebag, bring it bitch"


:evilpeeringmikesingletarymiddlelinebackereyes:



"Strong left", "Strong Left" ..... "BullDog, BullDog"

[Ana Ng]

I see your point ucant. I'm just trying to figure out what's more obnoxious -- fat, greasy slob having no business in a workout facility, or whiney, uptight workout guy.

Both of you can dunk your heads in a vat of acid as far as I'm concerned.

"Whiny workout guy" is debinitly a problem. Nothing worse than seeing a grown fucking MAN act like a little bitch in the gym. You see this guy himmin' and hawin' at folks, whilst pacing back and forth waiting for that ONE machine that could very easily be bypassed for another in his "routine". I understand most folks are on a "schedule", but with all the equipment in the gym these days, there's usually 2 (or 10) diffent ways you can work the very same group of muscles. (don't be afraid to pick up a fucking "free weight", Wanda!) Oh, and don't think I didn't hear you tear ass over on the leg press machine either, big guy. Gross!

Since I've moved to the U&L last May, I've had to find other means of getting/staying in shape. Back in Cali, I used to skate at least 4 times a week?! For a state that shares a border with Canada, it's unbelievable how difficult it is to get decent ice time out here?

[Atomic Punk]

I used to go to a gym near Raydah James' digs in LaJolla off the I-5. It was Bally's I think that's near that fucking shrine the Mormons constructed nearby.

Anyway, most people there were in decent shape and were pretty cool. That Neil Patrick Harris clown "Doogie Howser" would show up at the same time and I never bothered that little skinny pip squeak. He did everything on his own and never attained ANY results while I was there other than the occasional onlooker guy that would annoy him by asking if he was "Doogie Howser." He was so defensive and after a few months he knew I wouldn't fuck with him and we were cool about timing our sets to where we could hit the other machine in use without talking.

I've never had a problem with anything related to the gym lifestyle other than the New Year's Resolution fatties that take up the parking spaces and then when you want to do the cardio prior to lifting... they are ALL on the fucking treadmills WALKING for 45 minutes.

A gym is convenient 9 months out of the year, but goddamn... those NYR types made it so inconvenient for 3 months I quit.

I have one of those exercise ball things to work the core and to help my back. I thought it was a gimmick, but that thing really works. I also have a dumbbell set of weights and they work because I use that stuff.

Bottom line though, if one goes to a gym to impress others and/or are an insecure cocksucker, then it's their problem not mine. Gyms are a business and the fatties pay the bills for a membership they'll never use after the "reality" period kicks in.

The best "gym" is the one you'll use.

[Ana Ng]

I used to go to a gym near Raydah James' digs in LaJolla off the I-5. It was Bally's I think that's near that fucking shrine the Mormons constructed nearby.

Hahaha! The "palace" with the gold cherub on the steeple? Talk about "excess", eh?

I used to play hockey over at UTC. They tended to cater more to the figure and public skaters after they resurfaced their ice though.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

Yeah the nice weather and the ability to take one's aerobic workouts outside have absolutely nothing to do with it. I know at my gym I actually memorize the face of everyone I see there and I can monitor when they come, and when they leave. And I have to concur with your obsessive perception as well.

Does it not make sense to you that the influx of new members + return of existing every January are mostly people who have a pound or two to shed? If they had been going all along... if they didn't need some fake "Resolution" as the impetus to do something about their bodies... maybe they wouldn't be a little overweight in the first place. Does this sound at all logical to you? Does this make any sense at all?

No, Tom, I do not take a "fat census" of all the new faces I come across every January. It just seems like, there's a lot more fat people come the Day After New Year's. It just seems like, there's a lot more fat people who aren't moving too fast, and don't have the same sense of purpose as do "the regulars." It just seems like, there's more fat people who look like they have no fucking clue what they are doing.

But you're right Tom. The dwindling number of fat people I am not noticing too much of lately... I am quite sure they are now doing "outdoorsie" type activities as is your contention. I am quite sure, they are now playing hoops, softball, volleyball and whatnot. Yeah... they are taking extended nature walks and jogging throughout my neighborhood. No really Tom, that's exactly what I've seen in my travels. All of the fatties are taking up space on the playgrounds now. They are outside... doing yardwork and walking dogs.

It's barely 50 degrees out. We had a foot of snow a couple of weeks ago that still hasn't completely melted. Yup, your logic is very sound. Really....

[Imus]

wow, what a fucking moron we've got here...

Perfect slogan for you Douchbag. Direct, totally descriptive, and accurate.
I recommend you write an admin here immediatly and get it for your title.




And if you do make it to LA this summer on your road trip, come suck my ass.

[Ana Ng]

You know you’re going to give up. I know you’re going to give up. Just get the fuck out of here and stop wasting everyone’s time. Wouldn’t you rather be sitting on your couch, stuffing your gaping pie-hole with tasty treats? Can’t you smell the chocolate? The doughnuts? The popcorn and candy? Get the fuck out of my face. I hope you die of a fucking heart attack. Anything to free up some space in a place I call home… year round.

No more Bon-Bon chugging cunts asking me for fitness advice. I am just a member here. I don’t want to help you. This is my time, not yours. Go… away. Spring is in the air. Fat fuckers are dropping like flies. I feel less claustrophobic. Rack spring time in New England.

When you actually "say" this, is it in a thick NE accent?

If so, can I drop you my number and have you leave this on my voicemail?

So good.

[velocet]

You know you’re going to give up. I know you’re going to give up. Just get the fuck out of here and stop wasting everyone’s time. Wouldn’t you rather be sitting on your couch, stuffing your gaping pie-hole with tasty treats? Can’t you smell the chocolate? The doughnuts? The popcorn and candy? Get the fuck out of my face. I hope you die of a fucking heart attack. Anything to free up some space in a place I call home… year round.

No more Bon-Bon chugging cunts asking me for fitness advice. I am just a member here. I don’t want to help you. This is my time, not yours. Go… away. Spring is in the air. Fat fuckers are dropping like flies. I feel less claustrophobic. Rack spring time in New England.

When you actually "say" this, is it in a thick NE accent?

If so, can I drop you my number and have you leave this on my voicemail?

So good.

Ucant used to post as he speaks, but we smacked him outta the habit of posting with his gay lisp years ago.





velocet

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

If so, can I drop you my number and have you leave this on my voicemail?

I don't call random dudes from the internet. Sorry, bro...

[indyfrisco]

If so, can I drop you my number and have you leave this on my voicemail?

I don't call random dudes from the internet. Sorry, bro...

No shit. Surprised irie_undercover didn't ask you to send him a pic of your junk.

Oh, and you broke RTM's heart too.

[Headhunter]

Surprised irie_undercover didn't ask you to send him a pic of your junk..

Fool once, Bro. Fool me once.


Sin,

Arch.

[Ana Ng]

If so, can I drop you my number and have you leave this on my voicemail?

I don't call random dudes from the internet. Sorry, bro...

Yeah, sorry 'bout that. I forgot that I'm a fucking DUDE?!

Christ. You fools really HAVE been burned before, eh? Hahaha.

I guess I can understand your reasoning? What self respecting wench WOULD hang out here?

Awesome.

[velocet]

Yeah, sorry 'bout that. I forgot that I'm a fucking DUDE?!

Christ. You fools really HAVE been burned before, eh? Hahaha.

You're referring to the Wendy_lou fiasco but I'm pretty sure that the nics you see here from back then weren't burned too badly. The guys who sent "her" love emails were the main casualties and to a man have probably long since vanished.

I'd love to see more chicks going the smack route. Their differing perspectives could add an interesting twist. Currently its thetrolls.com and I forgot to mention before brawlhall.com had feminine talent last I looked.

I guess I can understand your reasoning? What self respecting wench WOULD hang out here?

Awesome.

One with thick skin so to speak, preferably armor plated. One with some game. One who will show us her tits.






velocet

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

brawlhall.com

talent

Link?