It's about fucking time

It's the 19th Anniversary for T1B - Fuckin' A

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Get away from that grill, you dunna know how to start a fire.
You dunna start no fire, put this fire out. This ain't no fire goddamnit.
Eddie. Eddie, go over there get all of that wood. I need half a tree. Chop that tree.
Chop down that tree and give me the wood.
And Charlie, go get me gallons of gasoline out the shed.
Two gallons of gasoline, you kids roll up your shirt, we're gonna start a fire.
Come on, you wanna eat? You wanna eat?
Then shut up and put it on the fire.
OK, put that wood on the side there.
OK, gimme the gasoline Charlie.
Hold the match, when I tell you throw the match on the gasoline, all right?
When I tell you right? We gonna make a fire. We gonna eat.
Here we go pour the gasoline on like this.
We need the hole ... get that goddamn lighter fluid out of here we can't use that shit.
Use all the gallons gasoline on this wood.
And make a fire, we're gonna eat a hamburger, OK?
Here we go, Charlie throw the match.


NOW THAT'S A FIRE!
I think if that most every time I'm barbecuing. RACK it.
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R-Jack wrote:Goony Goo Goo.
I thought that was some Puerto Rican shit. But no Gus, your wife is a motherfucking Bigfoot.
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Picked that up a few weeks ago. Priceless.


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...and then the big brown shark came.
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best bit on delirious....

Norton, I been watchin' you....

one of the best standup bits, evah.
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Lemonade...that cool refreshing drink.
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