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Faced With Facts, McCain Denies His Own Straight Talk

Yesterday, Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) told CNN that that President Bush’s escalation in Iraq is going so well, “General Petraeus goes out there almost every day in an unarmed humvee.” On Monday, he told radio host Bill Bennett that there “are neighborhoods in Baghdad where you and I could walk through those neighborhoods, today.”

This morning, during an interview with McCain, CNN’s John Roberts rebutted McCain’s assertions, stating, “I checked with General Petraeus’s people overnight and they said he never goes out in anything less than an up-armored humvee.” He added that a new report by retired Gen. Barry McCaffrey “said no Iraqi government official, coalition soldier, diplomat reporter could walk the streets of Baghdad without heavily armed protection.”

Faced with overwhelming evidence that he was wrong, McCain denied he’d ever said it: “Well, I’m not saying they could go without protection. The President goes around America with protection. So, certainly I didn’t say that.



Gee, I wonder if the lying will get any worse if he's elected?
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McCain is a non-starter. He's kicking his own ass so well, he will probably be spared the lancing he'll get at the hands of his primary opponents over his role in the Keating 5.

John is a POW hero. It's a shame to see him floundering so piteously in his senatorial capacity.

Just retire, John. this shit is not doing ANYONE any good.
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Just think how badass his foreign policy would be, though.


I mean, look at how the MLB players are cowering in fear of his wrath...I think Albert Pujols forearms almost lost a half inch this offseason.
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Dinsdale wrote:I mean, look at how the MLB players are cowering in fear of his wrath...I think Albert Pujols forearms almost lost a half inch this offseason.
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What the fuck happened to that guy?
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Bizzarofelice wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:I mean, look at how the MLB players are cowering in fear of his wrath...I think Albert Pujols forearms almost lost a half inch this offseason.
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McCain is a frigging nutjob with 0% chance of becoming President.
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Mike the Lab Rat wrote:0% chance of becoming President.

Dude...we're dealing with American voters...


They voted in a guy TWICE whose inheritance is being bolstered by misinformation, and the military acts this misinformation results in.


So, I wouldn't say "0%"...hell my grandmother has better than a 0% chance at being President...and A) she's not an American citizen, and B) She's dead.


Let's not forget how gullible the American public has become.
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Dinsdale wrote:
Mike the Lab Rat wrote:0% chance of becoming President.

Dude...we're dealing with American voters...


They voted in a guy TWICE whose inheritance is being bolstered by misinformation, and the military acts this misinformation results in.


So, I wouldn't say "0%"...hell my grandmother has better than a 0% chance at being President...and A) she's not an American citizen, and B) She's dead.


Let's not forget how gullible the American public has become.
Beat me to it -- particularly the Bush reference. But even I would have said it in fewer words. :dins:
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McCain is almost 71. He would be the oldest president to ever be elected if the election was held right now.

Don't be surprised if we see that age as a strategy used against him. Who in hell wants a 73 year old in that high pressure job? Hell, it's tough enough for the 50 and 60 years olds to not let it run them down.
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mvscal wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:So, I wouldn't say "0%"...hell my grandmother has better than a 0% chance at being President...and A) she's not an American citizen, and B) She's dead.
She'd still have a shot at the Democratic nomination, though.
Or Louisiana, where they'd rather vote for corpses than Republicans.
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Mister Bushice wrote:McCain is almost 71. He would be the oldest president to ever be elected if the election was held right now.

Uhm....


Bueller? 7th grade history class? Anyone?
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It's only a matter of time before that demented freak has his Dean moment and comes completely unglued in public.

Like appearing in a photo-op wearing body armor, right after saying that it was like walking the streets of Indianapolis?
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Well, considering how he brought the MLB Cheaters to their knees, I'm sure the terrrrrrists are trembling with fear.


BUT...I'm still not willing to move past Bushice being a moron just yet...
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Dinsdale wrote:
mvscal wrote:
It's only a matter of time before that demented freak has his Dean moment and comes completely unglued in public.

Like appearing in a photo-op wearing body armor, right after saying that it was like walking the streets of Indianapolis?
Gary, Indiana is more like it.
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Lotsa Spooks in Gary, Indiana. They need to be interbred with wetbacks so their kids will be too lazy to steal
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I dunno, Coods...you start mixing and matching the Stinkbreeds, and there may be some dire, unforseen consequences.

I'd say a better genetics experiment would be to cross-breed the mexicans with Asians...it's quite possible that the offspring could steal a car in 15 seconds flat, then crash it in a hopefully-fatal accident 2 blocks later.
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Then again, there's the old saying...

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