Jeez, thanks a lot, Benny

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 1:50 pm

http://www.reuters.com/article/topNews/ ... geNumber=1

The Pope is lecturing on the topic of Third World Plundering. Make sure to take good notes. The concept will surely come as a surprise to most folks.

A few years back, the Vatican was kind enough to clarify another confusing issue. May Catholics remarry, in the view of the Church? Certainly, came the answer - but there can be no sexual intercourse in that union.

I'm glad to see Benny taking things into an arena that the Church feels more comfortable in. No one can inform on Plundering better than a Pope. They may be a little hazy on what happens between man and a wife who marry, but Plundering, well, they're experts.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 1:56 pm

PSUFAN wrote:They may be a little hazy on what happens between man and a wife who marry

Nah Priests are actually probably more in the know about those things than the spouses themselves. They know what the wife wants to do to the poolboy while the husband is at work, how the wife tried to execute what she wants to do with the poolboy after work, and ultimately ... that she did it. She feels bad about it, but she just felt so fullfilled by the poolboy. Now she's torn and afraid.

Trust me, priests know a whole lot more than you think. Even non Catholics tell priests shit that you wouldn't even imagine. Simply because they are known to take a vow and respect the sanctity of the confessional.

I got $4.99 that the focus will be turned on the minority of catholic priests that diddle little boys in

10......9.......8.........7

No love lost on this fallen Catholic, their history is indeed one that can be looked back upon and in the comfort of today's knowledge judged harshly ....

But seriously, priests probably know more about a couples sex life than the couple.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 2:08 pm

priests know a whole lot more than you think.

That really speaks to the point I was making about the Pope.

A priest will have no problem understanding that if a man and woman marry, they will almost certainly have sexual intercourse in that union, Church or no.

The Pope and the Vatican almost understand this. They understand that they should "allow" parishioners to remarry, but they don't have any idea why they might do so.

A priest understands that sexual intercourse is inevitable for married folks, whether or not they've been married before. The halfwits that run the Church have trouble descending to an understanding of that concept. Undoubtedly they're just too tired from their debauches...

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Wed Apr 04, 2007 2:10 pm

This isn't a caption thread about clefts?

Punching out...

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 2:19 pm

PSUFAN wrote:
priests know a whole lot more than you think.
That really speaks to the point I was making about the Pope.

I'm sorry. I should have let it be. I really didn't have a take on YOUR take, because well ... your take was pretty much spot on, except for the point I mentioned. A nitpick, to be sure, a product of my own boredom. I should be at ASP.NET instead.

Have a good day PSUFAN. Rack your take and your outlook. It sure is strange, these papists, bwahahahaha.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 2:22 pm

Oh shit, I forgot about my "obsession".

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 2:25 pm

Is a pope really allowed to say .... plundering .... ?
Sounds sexual.

I hope somebody checked the pope rulebook.
This could be trouble.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 2:28 pm

...sexual intercourse is inevitable for married folks...

Sincerely,

Massachusetts

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 2:30 pm

e wrote:
PSUFAN wrote:...sexual intercourse is inevitable for married folks...
says who?

The guy your wife is fucking.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 2:42 pm

How do you not know who is packing your wife's fudge tube?

--IL II

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 2:46 pm

What'choo talkin' 'bout, Benny?

sin,

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 2:47 pm

If my OL and I "remarry" maybe she'd change her attitude.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 2:51 pm

Uh yeah, Tom, if I wanted to discuss marital issues I’d immediately look for a guy who took a lifetime vow of celibacy. He’s bound to have some brilliant insights.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 3:09 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:Uh yeah, Tom, if I wanted to discuss marital issues I’d immediately look for a guy who took a lifetime vow of celibacy. He’s bound to have some brilliant insights.

Good point.

Rootbeer · Post by **Rootbeer** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 4:28 pm

In Chilé there's a Catholic church where lived the priests and a short distance away there was a convent for the nuns. There are walls separating them so no hanky panky would ensue. Some time in the mid twentieth century a historical group found a tunnel linking the basement of the church with the basement of the convent. In this tunnel they found thousands of baby skeletons which had been aborted or birthed and then killed in the tunnel. Chileans, having no shame of course, put up a plaque outside near the street memorializing the dead babies.

There are a lot of things I don't understand about the Catholic Church. One of those things is why they hold on to a tradition of celibacy? It's not a doctrine or at least it didn't start out as one. It was instituted to cut costs so the church didn't have to support a priest's wife and children. Doesn't make any sense to me why the pope doesn't sell a few of his hats on eBay and change that rule. Then again paid clergy doesn't make any sense to me either so there ya go.

Terry in Crapchester · Wed Apr 04, 2007 7:36 pm

Rootbeer wrote:In Chilé there's a Catholic church where lived the priests and a short distance away there was a convent for the nuns. There are walls separating them so no hanky panky would ensue. Some time in the mid twentieth century a historical group found a tunnel linking the basement of the church with the basement of the convent. In this tunnel they found thousands of baby skeletons which had been aborted or birthed and then killed in the tunnel. Chileans, having no shame of course, put up a plaque outside near the street memorializing the dead babies.

There are a lot of things I don't understand about the Catholic Church. One of those things is why they hold on to a tradition of celibacy? It's not a doctrine or at least it didn't start out as one. It was instituted to cut costs so the church didn't have to support a priest's wife and children. Doesn't make any sense to me why the pope doesn't sell a few of his hats on eBay and change that rule. Then again paid clergy doesn't make any sense to me either so there ya go.

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Hobbes · Post by **Hobbes** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 8:12 pm

Rootbeer wrote:In Chilé there's a Catholic church where lived the priests and a short distance away there was a convent for the nuns. There are walls separating them so no hanky panky would ensue. Some time in the mid twentieth century a historical group found a tunnel linking the basement of the church with the basement of the convent. In this tunnel they found thousands of baby skeletons which had been aborted or birthed and then killed in the tunnel. Chileans, having no shame of course, put up a plaque outside near the street memorializing the dead babies.

Link?

You piqued my curiosity with this paragraph and I haven't been able to find anything about it. Do you know the name of the city in Chilé where this took place?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Apr 04, 2007 9:00 pm

PSUFAN wrote:How do you not know who is packing your wife's fudge tube?

--IL II

Obviously you haven't studied the Vatican II pronouncement on gazing.

T1B

Jeez, thanks a lot, Benny

Jeez, thanks a lot, Benny

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