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TUKWILA, Wash. (AP) - A woman drowned in a swimming class at the city pool in Tacoma.

The King County medical examiner's office said 26-year-old Candice Green died of lack of oxygen.

Tukwila City Administrator Rhonda Berry said it happened during a Thursday night class. A lap swimmer noticed Green floating. Lifeguards pulled her out and performed CPR until an aid crew arrived.

She died Sunday at Harborview Medical Center in Seattle.

I didn't realize the FBI worked as lifeguards, too.
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It happened on Thursday, but she died on Sunday... from a lack of oxygen?

In a swim class? Nice.
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Someone must have removed her warranty tag:

breathing underwater is unhealthy for humans, and can lead to death.

Looks like the U&L cannot be touched when it comes to incredibly stupid supervised swimming deaths.
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Anything good happen during my nap?


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Headhunter wrote:Anything good happen during my nap?


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Dinsdale wrote:A lap swimmer...
You can get one of those now?

Damn...I should get out more.
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who the hell doesnt know how to swim by age 26? Is there a pic of this chick?
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nevermind


she must have gone to see Pride
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R-Jack wrote:Image

Swim with the mermaids, young princess.

RACK!
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Hey,

quadrangle and persimmon needed an after world mother.

rack mermomisha.
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R-Jack wrote:
Swim with the mermaids, young princess.

Out-freaking-standing.
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R-Jack wrote:Image

Swim with the mermaids, young princess.

I've seen horses swimming and the Discovery channel can confirm this. She must of had a bum leg.
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Give her credit. At least she tried to beautify herself with Mascara... or whatever that blue paste rotted drug nizzle drizzle is spackled on her lids.

Give it UP YO!

Sure, the 4 to 6 kids are goin' to be w/o "Auntie" mom and all, but RACK her fro sacking up and painting on the eyeshadow.

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A movie about inner city black kids who in 3 months go from barely knowing how to swim to beating elite National swim teams made this lady think she could be a life guard.
Her family is saying that she was in the deep end swimming with weights because she was not a good swimmer and was hoping to be a life guard.
Maybe "auntie mom's" babies can sue Lionsgate Entertainment for filling her head with bull shit
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SoCalTrjn wrote:A movie about inner city black kids who in 3 months go from barely knowing how to swim to beating elite National swim teams made this lady think she could be a life guard.
Her family is saying that she was in the deep end swimming with weights because she was not a good swimmer and was hoping to be a life guard.
Maybe "auntie mom's" babies can sue Lionsgate Entertainment for filling her head with bull shit
So I guess there's no truth to negroid people being poor swimmers due to their bone density? I've always wondered why black athletes haven't been successful in swimming like the disproportionate success they have in other sports. Or was that movie just half bullshit?
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The movie was all bullshit.
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Husker4ever wrote:
SoCalTrjn wrote:A movie about inner city black kids who in 3 months go from barely knowing how to swim to beating elite National swim teams made this lady think she could be a life guard.
Her family is saying that she was in the deep end swimming with weights because she was not a good swimmer and was hoping to be a life guard.
Maybe "auntie mom's" babies can sue Lionsgate Entertainment for filling her head with bull shit
So I guess there's no truth to negroid people being poor swimmers due to their bone density? I've always wondered why black athletes haven't been successful in swimming like the disproportionate success they have in other sports. Or was that movie just half bullshit?
Yeah, it's bullshit.

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The reason they aren't as successful is nearly the same as why there's so many blacks on the American ski team. :meds:
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Is that bro the record holder or is the (mostly white) relay team the holder? Either way, rack them.
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Relay. He probably would have had another if another member (white) hadn't had the team disqualified with his screwup.
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The US generally pwns relay records as we have so damn many good swimmers. I am sure they will get the record as soon as that honkey gets it right.

As for whether or not black folks are gifted in the art of flying through the water, I really don't know. I doubt they have the inherent advantages they apparently have in bball, football etc. Until we get large numbers of well off bros, we won't know. Swimming is one of those sports that pretty much requires being born rich or atleast middleclass, to get good at.
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smackaholic wrote:The US generally pwns relay records as we have so damn many good swimmers. I am sure they will get the record as soon as that honkey gets it right.

As for whether or not black folks are gifted in the art of flying through the water, I really don't know. I doubt they have the inherent advantages they apparently have in bball, football etc. Until we get large numbers of well off bros, we won't know. Swimming is one of those sports that pretty much requires being born rich or atleast middleclass, to get good at.
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