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NjSooner · Post by **NjSooner** » Sat Apr 07, 2007 4:48 am

Anyone here have any ink done? Got any pics to share?

And I have a star on my back, right between my shoulder blades, but no pics of that one.

stuckinia · Post by **stuckinia** » Sat Apr 07, 2007 5:45 am

R-Jack wrote:Uh, yeah.

Does that chick have a pinball and gigantic vaccuum cleaner? Will she marry me?

NjSooner · Post by **NjSooner** » Sat Apr 07, 2007 6:46 am

R-Jack wrote:
NjSooner wrote: Got any pics to share?
Uh, yeah.

Do the world a favor and put your dick into a deli slicer.

Rack Fu · Post by **Rack Fu** » Sat Apr 07, 2007 3:52 pm

NjSooner wrote:Anyone here have any ink done? Got any pics to share?

And I have a star on my back, right between my shoulder blades, but no pics of that one.

Ever heard of a gym, flabs?

NjSooner · Post by **NjSooner** » Sat Apr 07, 2007 4:09 pm

Rack Fu wrote: Ever heard of a gym, flabs?

Ever heard of an original joke, Carlos Mencia?

Mike the Lab Rat · Post by **Mike the Lab Rat** » Sat Apr 07, 2007 4:30 pm

I love the irony of the incorrect your/you're usage on a smartass card indicating that someone else is a "fucking retard".

Outstanding.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sat Apr 07, 2007 5:08 pm

NjSooner wrote:Anyone here have any ink done? Got any pics to share?

paging jiminphilly...

And I have a star on my back, right between my shoulder blades, but no pics of that one.

I'm sure having a tat that you can't even see makes you very proud.

NjSooner · Post by **NjSooner** » Sat Apr 07, 2007 5:16 pm

War Wagon wrote:
And I have a star on my back, right between my shoulder blades, but no pics of that one.
I'm sure having a tat that you can't even see makes you very proud.

Kind of like you and your dick?

NjSooner · Post by **NjSooner** » Sat Apr 07, 2007 5:42 pm

88 wrote:
NjSooner wrote:Anyone here have any ink done? Got any pics to share?

And I have a star on my back, right between my shoulder blades, but no pics of that one.
I think we've seen enough pics. I know I have.

Whatever possessed you to print those words on your arms? Did you doodle on yourself with a magic marker to test out how it would look before you had the ink injected under your skin? That is what you should have done. Next time, go get some Sharpie markers and write all over yourself. Then, go on a job interview and ask which of the scibbles make you more employable.

You still wearing t-shirts to your job interviews? The thing is, I gotta wear a suit to work. No one sees them unless I want them to be seen.

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Sat Apr 07, 2007 6:36 pm

What's got me confounded is that someone would think that a thread like this would elicit responses like, "Wow, you're fucking cool!" Hell, a conversation that starts with (implied), "Hey, wanna see my cool tats?" is doomed from the get-go, let alone a thread on a smack board...

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sat Apr 07, 2007 6:55 pm

NjSooner wrote:Anyone here have any ink done? Got any pics to share?

And I have a star on my back, right between my shoulder blades, but no pics of that one.

Wow, could you be a bigger tool?

NjSooner · Post by **NjSooner** » Sat Apr 07, 2007 7:09 pm

OCmike wrote:What's got me confounded is that someone would think that a thread like this would elicit responses like, "Wow, you're fucking cool!" Hell, a conversation that starts with (implied), "Hey, wanna see my cool tats?" is doomed from the get-go, let alone a thread on a smack board...

Leave it to someone else to decide what I meant with my message...

NjSooner · Post by **NjSooner** » Sat Apr 07, 2007 7:19 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: Wow, could you be a bigger tool?

Give me one good reason I should give a flying fuck about what someone OVER THE INTERNET thinks of my tattoos? Did I ask you if you thought they were "cool"? No. Did I ask you to do anything besides post pics of any work you have done? No. Then why the FUCK are you in this thread without something useful to contribute?

BBMarley · Post by **BBMarley** » Sat Apr 07, 2007 7:21 pm

Jsc810 wrote:http://www.medicinenet.com/script/main/ ... ekey=21341

http://www.webmd.com/skin-problems-and- ... c-Overview

90% of the problems listed in those articles are solved by going to a reputible artist. If you go to some shit place down the beach, or some random shop JUST because its open- you're asking for an infection as well as all other kinds of problems. Finding a good artist is a long process and can be the same as finding a good doctor.

NjSooner · Post by **NjSooner** » Sat Apr 07, 2007 7:25 pm

Jsc810 wrote:http://www.medicinenet.com/script/main/ ... ekey=21341

http://www.webmd.com/skin-problems-and- ... c-Overview

But don't worry about it.

Sincerely,

ONE person with a legit point. I knew the risks going in, and I decided to do it anyway. I have my reasons for getting them done.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sat Apr 07, 2007 7:25 pm

NjSooner wrote:Give me one good reason I should give a flying fuck about what someone OVER THE INTERNET thinks of my tattoos?

Ok.

1) Because you posted pictures of your tattoos OVER THE INTERNET?

Got any more brain teasers, dork?

NjSooner · Post by **NjSooner** » Sat Apr 07, 2007 7:33 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
NjSooner wrote:Give me one good reason I should give a flying fuck about what someone OVER THE INTERNET thinks of my tattoos?
Ok.

1) Because you posted pictures of your tattoos OVER THE INTERNET?

Got any more brain teasers, dork?

Once again, leave it to someone else to decide what I said. I asked if anyone had ink done to swap pics and all that shit. The pics were for anyone who gave a shit. If you don't, then why are you in here?

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Sat Apr 07, 2007 7:33 pm

Rack Fu wrote:
NjSooner wrote:Anyone here have any ink done? Got any pics to share?

And I have a star on my back, right between my shoulder blades, but no pics of that one.
Ever heard of a gym, flabs?

That blast alone was worth not having RackFu get shot by a fellow agent during a bank robbery.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Sat Apr 07, 2007 7:34 pm

NjSooner wrote:
ONE person with a legit point. I knew the risks going in, and I decided to do it anyway. I have my reasons for getting them done.

What? memo to god?

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Sat Apr 07, 2007 7:37 pm

OCmike wrote:What's got me confounded is that someone would think that a thread like this would elicit responses like, "Wow, you're fucking cool!" Hell, a conversation that starts with (implied), "Hey, wanna see my cool tats?" is doomed from the get-go, let alone a thread on a smack board...

If you'll recall, IRIE thought everybody would think he was cooler than cool when he posted the story about watching his skank-errr, ex-wife take it up the dumper from his meth dealer/buddy. That worked out about as well for IRIE as it looks like this thread is going to work out for NjSooner

NjSooner · Post by **NjSooner** » Sat Apr 07, 2007 7:37 pm

Mister Bushice wrote:
NjSooner wrote:
ONE person with a legit point. I knew the risks going in, and I decided to do it anyway. I have my reasons for getting them done.
What? memo to god?

Really wanna know? ok...

The star was for a friend who OD'd in high school who always said he "would rather burn out than fade away"
The quote was my grandfather's favorite before he died.

SaladTosser · Post by **SaladTosser** » Sat Apr 07, 2007 7:46 pm

NjSooner wrote:The star was for a friend who OD'd in high school who always said he "would rather burn out than fade away"
The quote was my grandfather's favorite before he died.

Sentimental "dead friend & grandfather" references are no help here. I'm sorry you're going to have to find out this way.

Rack Fu · Post by **Rack Fu** » Sat Apr 07, 2007 8:09 pm

NjSooner wrote:
Rack Fu wrote: Ever heard of a gym, flabs?
Ever heard of an original joke, Carlos Mencia?

I'm sorry. Point to the previous post in this thread where someone made fun of your blubber.

If these are jokes you hear a lot, what's that tell you? Those shitty tats probably cost a year or two worth of gym memberships. Good choice!

NjSooner wrote: The star was for a friend who OD'd in high school who always said he "would rather burn out than fade away"

Wouldn't scribbling the lyrics to "The Needle and the Damage Done" have been more appropriate than the star? If we're going with Neil Young references and all.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Apr 07, 2007 8:09 pm

NjSooner wrote:Give me one good reason I should give a flying fuck about what someone OVER THE INTERNET thinks of my tattoos? you shouldn't....so DON'T Did I ask you if you thought they were "cool"? nope No. Did I ask you to do anything besides post pics of any work you have done? nopeNo. Then why the FUCK are you in this thread without something useful to contribute?

uh, maybe, just maybe........ because.....

.... IT'S A MUTHERFUKKING SMACKBOARD!!!!

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sat Apr 07, 2007 8:13 pm

NjSooner wrote:If you don't, then why are you in here?

Because smacking the shit out of you would be more in line with the context of this forum than exchanging pics of white trash logos.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sat Apr 07, 2007 8:33 pm

NjSooner wrote:The thing is, I gotta wear a suit to work. No one sees them unless I want them to be seen.

So what you're saying is that there are certain situations in which you don't want them seen. Like at work, because you'd be ashamed to let them know what a clueless dumbfuck you are.

But you have no problem with showing them off anonomously to folks on a message board, who now do know what a dumbfuck you are.

Great idea, that.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sat Apr 07, 2007 8:39 pm

War Wagon wrote:But you have no problem with showing them off anonomously to folks on a message board

Oh, but he doesn't care what a bunch of people OVER THE INTERNET think, remember? Nah, he just took the time to take the pics, upload them, and create a thread showing them off.

All on a Friday night, no less...

Hey Nj - Less toolishness, and more trying to find a girlfriend is a good thing.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Apr 07, 2007 10:29 pm

I think an eyebrow piercing would be better. A nose ring is a little over the top.

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Sat Apr 07, 2007 10:42 pm

War Wagon wrote:
NjSooner wrote:Anyone here have any ink done? Got any pics to share?
paging jiminphilly...

Why? I have no Ink. Marley just got tagged though.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Sat Apr 07, 2007 11:08 pm

88 wrote:
NjSooner wrote:
88 wrote: I think we've seen enough pics. I know I have.

Whatever possessed you to print those words on your arms? Did you doodle on yourself with a magic marker to test out how it would look before you had the ink injected under your skin? That is what you should have done. Next time, go get some Sharpie markers and write all over yourself. Then, go on a job interview and ask which of the scibbles make you more employable.
You still wearing t-shirts to your job interviews? The thing is, I gotta wear a suit to work. No one sees them unless I want them to be seen.
I am self employed. Sometimes I wear a t-shirt to the office. Sometimes I wear a golf shirt. Sometimes I wear a suit. I basically wear whatever the fuck I want whenever the fuck I want. And I haven't interviewed for a job in more than a decade. But I've interviewed scores of other people in the past ten years.

You, on the other hand, "gotta wear a suit to work." And that's cool, for now. But sometime you're going to have to be someplace and that flabby arm graffiti of yours is going to make some heads turn. You'll be at the company picnic, or at a company golf outing or a company charity fundraising event and those tatted balloons are going to pop out. And lots of people will see them. And do you know what? You probably do since you are covering them up, but I'll tell you anyway. Your career will immediately careen into a concrete parking barrier, unless you work in corporate sales for Monster Garage or something. Why don't you go really crazy and put a ring through your nose or split your tongue, for your dead friend and all.

Yeah, but no doubt he's also got a good 2" on IRIE's meth dealer too

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sat Apr 07, 2007 11:12 pm

jiminphilly wrote: Why? I have no Ink. Marley just got tagged though.

<--- memory isn't what it used to be. I was close, though. At least I knew it was an Eggles fan.

Cornhusker · Post by **Cornhusker** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 1:00 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Hey Nj - Less toolishness, and more trying to find a girlfriend is a good thing.

Me thinks if he does find a girl, she more than likely will qualify as skank material if is she sticks around all of 10 minutes after seeing the glory that is... the flabby arm in ink he so proudly displays.

Keep up with your scheduled vaccinations Hj. If she digs the tats, she's probbly been diggin' on some other classy guys' as well.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 1:19 am

'Sooner made a poor choice to get the tat's.
'Sooner made a poorer choice by starting a thread about them.
'Sooner made a poorerer choice with his defensive comments in his thread.

But on the whole, I'm pretty sure 'Sooner does a lot of smart things.

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 1:36 am

Oh dear, someone made a bad decision.

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 2:28 am

The real question remains.........

Why did you get your body marked?

Do you honestly think anyone else gives a fuck or "thinks it's cool?"

Why even bother to show us your artwork?

Good for you, you got "Tat's"

Enjoy looking at the same thing over and over forever.

You sure showed us.............

Damn you're special..........

Really you are.

patsy stone · Post by **patsy stone** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 2:40 am

NjSooner wrote:The star was for a friend who OD'd in high school who always said he "would rather burn out than fade away"

I thought Def Leppard said that?

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 2:47 am

they did, but N.Y. said it first.

Def Leppard never said anything that wasn't said before by someone.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 3:22 am

Mister Bushice wrote:Def Leppard never said anything that wasn't said before by someone.

GUNTER GLIEBEN GLAUCHEN GLOBEN

Sin,

Hitler trying to determine how many jews would fit into an Volkswagon

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 3:26 am

KC Scott wrote:
Mister Bushice wrote:Def Leppard never said anything that wasn't said before by someone.
GUNTER GLIEBEN GLAUCHEN GLOBEN

Sin,

Hitler trying to determine how many jews would fit into an Volkswagon

You DO know that you'll burn for that one?........

That being said

RACK IT!

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 3:29 am

Yea, I know.....

I need to go dig up my "Top Ten Things Jesus Said on the Cross" to go with it

T1B

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