So I'm sitting at our table with about 5-6 people, and next to some chick I've never met before. We're talking sarcastically and shit to each other and running some playful smack and whatsuch, and she breaks out with "I know you are but what am I." Not a variant, but the true thing. I paused for a bit and asked her:
"You don't happen to hail from Kansas City, do you?"
What came next was totally unexpected...
Her: "No. They're a bunch of tards."
Me: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Me: You have NO IDEA how completely appropriate and truly hilarious that was.
RACK it.
Shut up, you had to be there.
Rack this random chick I met at the bar last night!
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Re: Rack this random chick I met at the bar last night!
Did you get to have sex with her in a "very uncomfortable" place?MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:So I'm sitting at our table with about 5-6 people, and next to some chick I've never met before. We're talking sarcastically and shit to each other and running some playful smack and whatsuch......
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Re: Rack this random chick I met at the bar last night!
cinderella_undercover wrote:Did you get to have sex with her in a "very uncomfortable" place?
UnWAR snootchie boochies. :x
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Re: Rack this random chick I met at the bar last night!
It's ok. You can say "anal sex".cinderella_undercover wrote:Did you get to have sex with her in a "very uncomfortable" place?MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:So I'm sitting at our table with about 5-6 people, and next to some chick I've never met before. We're talking sarcastically and shit to each other and running some playful smack and whatsuch......
Re: Rack this random chick I met at the bar last night!
It was a "Mallrats" reference, MB.Mister Bushice wrote:It's ok. You can say "anal sex".cinderella_undercover wrote:Did you get to have sex with her in a "very uncomfortable" place?MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:So I'm sitting at our table with about 5-6 people, and next to some chick I've never met before. We're talking sarcastically and shit to each other and running some playful smack and whatsuch......
You're prolly better for NOT knowing that.
War Wagon wrote:There is a God and my tomato garden is proof of that.
Re: Rack this random chick I met at the bar last night!
cinderella_undercover wrote:
Looks like a VW Bug.
So, back when I was about 21(or thereabouts), I had quite the fun-loving OL back then, who happened to drive a 73 Super Beetle. One night, we were in the hills, coming home from a party or something, when we decided it best to pull over in a wooded area and get a little busy before driving home. One thing led to another, and we ended up in the back seat. Since there's not a whole heck of a lot of room back there, you do what you can -- in this case, she was on my lap, facing me.
Me: It's getting awfully hot in here.
Her: Yeah, you're so hot baby, I love you!
Me: No, it's really getting hot in here.
Her: Yeah baby, I'm about to come AGAIN!
Me: NO...it's REALLY getting hot in here...
Her: OHHHHHH, YEAH, BABY! I'M COMING!!!!!
Me: HOLY FUCK!!!!!!
Around that moment, the OL got flung to the other side of the back seat, as I made a panicked jump out of the back seat, and clean out of the car.
For those unfamiliar, the battery in a Bug is under the back seat. Apparently, the weight of the two of us bouncing around was enough to short the springs in the seat across the battery posts. Fucker got real hot...like burned the rear seat, which was still smoldering.
For about the next week or so, I walked around, rather uncomfortably might I add, with these seat-spring shaped squiggly burns across my ass...pretty bad ones, matter of fact.
Hottest sex I've ever had.
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Re: Rack this random chick I met at the bar last night!
Ya, idiot. Like chicks can cum more than once.Dinsdale wrote:Her: Yeah baby, I'm about to come AGAIN!
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Re: Rack this random chick I met at the bar last night!
I can come HERE more than once?SaladTosser wrote:Ya, idiot. Like chicks can cum more than once.Dinsdale wrote:Her: Yeah baby, I'm about to come AGAIN!
(more often than not, I feel "unfulfilled" afterwards)
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Yeah, I was afraid of that.MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I was bringing up a new point entirely.cinderella_undercover wrote:I think you misread my post.
Well, not really "afraid", but more like....."how can I completely avoid the question without seeming like I'm avoiding it, as to just encourage these mutants to keep inquiring".
I wasn't sure what word would've best described that?
I'll ask Velocet.
War Wagon wrote:There is a God and my tomato garden is proof of that.
What percentage of your random horseshit pictures bear any relevance to the discussion at hand or make any point whatsoever? 1%? 0.0001%? Does it make any difference to you? Are you so desperate to flaunt your pic posting skills that the topic is irrelevant? Your posts suck shit through a crazy straw.
~cue irrelevant pic of monkey riding a tricycle~
~cue irrelevant pic of monkey riding a tricycle~
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