Life In The Fast Lane

[LTS TRN 2]

Plug it in, fire it up, Mr. President

The Detroit News
http://www.detnews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/ar ... 70338/1148

Credit Ford Motor Co. CEO Alan Mulally with saving the leader of the free world from self-immolation.

Mulally told journalists at the New York auto show that he intervened to prevent President Bush from plugging an electrical cord into the hydrogen tank of Ford's hydrogen-electric plug-in hybrid at the White House last week. Ford wanted to give the Commander-in-Chief an actual demonstration of the innovative vehicle, so the automaker arranged for an electrical outlet to be installed on the South Lawn and ran a charging cord to the hybrid. However, as Mulally followed Bush out to the car, he noticed someone had left the cord lying at the rear of the vehicle, near the fuel tank.

"I just thought, 'Oh my goodness!' So, I started walking faster, and the President walked faster and he got to the cord before I did. I violated all the protocols. I touched the President. I grabbed his arm and I moved him up to the front," Mulally said. "I wanted the president to make sure he plugged into the electricity, not into the hydrogen This is all off the record, right?"

That's right, children, the Chimp ALMOST did it...again (you remember, of course, his head-plant on the bicycle at the Crawford ranch?...and the pretzel that fought back?...), and this time the hammer came down as to the NEWS BLACKOUT. This is probably the ONLY place you'll hear of this astonishing incident. Which is pretty sad.

[Dinsdale]

This is probably the ONLY place you'll hear of this astonishing incident.

Might have something to do with it being the biggest crock of shit I've read in some time.

[Atomic Punk]

You know something Nick Frisco? You are a fucking tard of tards. This goddamn thread was shit-canned the other day.

viewtopic.php?t=23287

Fuck you bitch!

[Mikey]

No doubt that the image of W going up in a huge ball of fire would have been spun by Rove et al as simply his gl;orious Ascention into Heaven to sit at the right hand of the Father. He will come again in glory to judge the living and the dead, and his kingdom will have no end.

[Dinsdale]

And he'll still be making $$$$ off of "hydrogen technology."


Great scam, that. I'll bet W's portfolio is full of "hydrogen technology" firms, though.

[Mikey]

I'm thinking that Mullaly should lose his job over this, or at least get a two week suspension.

At least he didn't call the President a nappy headed 'ho.

[LTS TRN 2]

I fucking love it! And of course I retract nothing.

A NUREMBERG NOOSE FOR THE CHIMP AND HIS HANDLERS!! (you know it's the right thing)

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

And of course I retract nothing.

Submitting the same shit thread that was just TROTS defines you as a fucking idiot. That can't be retracted...

[LTS TRN 2]

Uh...why? The cowardly punks who censor my threads have got NOTHING going NOWHERE, or hadn't you noticed that these same "mods" are as blank and hollow as a a bowl of fake oatmeal.

Okay, the Chimp didn't really almost blow himself up, but we the people, if we focus our energy, can move him ever so steadily into that Nuremburg noose that he so justly deserves. Call it a psychic scud, and don't let the clenched-anus Dittoheads around here to in any way allow themselves to believe thay have a clue.

Time's up!

[Dinsdale]

I'm all for hanging Chimpy and Cheney in the town square on public television.


And I'm still willing to pick up Douchebag's Red Roof bill to visit Dick Pisshole's burg.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

The cowardly punks who censor my threads have got NOTHING going NOWHERE....

And yet... you still post here. Your logic has a certain Guntslinger scent to it.


Leave a POST-IT on PSU's monitor threatening to piss yourself if another one of your shit threads is TROTS.

[PSUFAN]

CTRL-Wakey,

mix in a thorazine cocktail or two.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

And of course I retract nothing.

Okay, the Chimp didn't really almost blow himself up