Woman Offers Sex for 'Warcraft' Gold

[Mr T]

I dont know if this is glass dick but WTF is wrong with people.

Woman Offers Sex for 'Warcraft' Gold
By: Ruben Diaz

For: Game Invasion

Reports are circling around the Internet at a rapid pace about a woman who had posted a personal ad on Craigslist.org offering sexual favors in exchange for 'World of Warcraft' gold.

Needing 5000 gold to purchase an 'Epic Flying Mount,' one of the fastest mounts in the game, she offered anyone, male or female, playing on her server the opportunity to perform a variety of sexual acts in exchange for the in-game currency. Chief among her deviant interests was finding a partner into role-playing, going so far as to inform potential suitors that she has a costume ready for the occasion.

ClubSi.com managed to snag screenshots of the postings, including a posting the next day about her success, before they were removed from Craigslist.

Obviously she didn't read the upcoming 'World of Warcraft' development notes where her character class will be able to acquire an epic mount (epic flying form) through a quest in lieu of purchasing one.

Look at this as an example of immediate vs. differed gratification, kids.

Here is a link to a thread on it


Someone posted in that thread that "5000 WoW gold, it's about $650 usd," please tell me that is made up.


Ps. If any bitches want to spread them thighs for the warp whistle on super mario bros 3 hit me with a pm :wink:

[indyfrisco]

Ha...just had some guy in my office doing an SAP build with me. He said he was really into this World of Warcraft. I said "Like the game Warcraft where you make cities and shit and then fight an enemy? I played that when I was in college." He siad it was much different. I had never heard of it.

I just wrote the dude off as a D&D m200l freak.

[Mr T]

I just wrote the dude off as a D&D m200l freak.

And you would be correct.

[4 king guy]

I believe she is the one who should be paying!!!

[OCmike]

She sells her well-below-standards snizz on craigslist for fake money in a fantasy game, then calls scoreboard on a bunch of losers that she games with?! Outstanding! Bwahahahahaha. That's like Cinder claiming dental scoreboard because the black ring of decay gives her teeth 3dfx.

[4 king guy]

I hear you, msv, but take a close look at the pic....

What are the odds that what she has between her legs ain't some kind of wormhole!!

[Dinsdale]

Once again, RACK Craigslist for making you tards seem a little less tardly.

[pron]

Also not adverse to the idea of groups\anal.

[Dinsdale]

And BTW- When I've posted teh funnay on Craigslist, I've gotten e-mails back from chicks wanting to go out because I'm so darn entertaining.


I guess what I'm saying, is you people really need to kick things up a notch if you want to experience the full greatness of my essence.


On CL, when I post a funny story, I get laid on an occasion. Here, I get the pleasure of reading more of Bushice.


Consider yourselves second-fiddles.

[Mister Bushice]

I think we can squeeze you in for a blow job this friday night, Dins.

sin,

[Dinsdale]

I was trying to tee up a softball...but a Cicerious reset?



Make sure to touch all the bases on your way arounnd.

[Raydah James]

On CL, when I post a funny story, I get laid on an occasion. Here, I get the pleasure of reading more of Bushice.


Consider yourselves second-fiddles.

Sig Material.




RACK

[Voice of Reason]

Well, she does have a point.

I got MY epic flying mount AND I got laid which is more than most of your failures can ever hope for

Does this give her bode?

[Mr T]

Does this give her bode?

Only on WoW people.

So basically she won the special olympics

[Rich Fader]

[cue the "Internet Is For Porn" Warcraft vid]