Jackie Robinson's 60th at Dodger Stadium

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Jackie Robinson's 60th at Dodger Stadium

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Rack 42.

Unrack $15 parking fee.

Rack the free tickets from my brother-in-law.

Unrack the East L.A. Zyclone Homie who dropped his Pepsi in my beer.

Rack him for buying me a fresh one.

Unrack ELAZy for spending most of the game talking NASCAR with his buddy and taking pictures of himself and his drunk homies with his cameraphone.

Rack Vin Scully.

Unrack Bud Selig.

Rack Frank Robinson and Hank Aaron throwing out the first pitch.

Unrack Jesse Jackson.

Rack the Dodgers for wearing 42 as a team.

Unrack the wave.

Rack the A's for beating Mariano Rivera, the last 42 remaining, with a walk-off homer today.

Unrack beachballs.

Rack the Dodgers for stealing 5 bases.

Unrack concession prices.

Rack pissing in a trough.

Unrack the line to get into the freaking men's room. WTF? Where's Mikey's pool when you really need it?

Rack the Dodgers beating the Padres, ending Chris Young's consecutive road win streak at 9, and taking the series 2 games to 1.

Unrack the losers littering the lower reaches of the stadiums with paper airplanes made from the free posters handed out.

Rack the ball boy for taking a line shot off the bat of Russell Branyon in the dome and surviving it.

Unrack Padre/Charger LaDainian Tomlinson jersey-clad fans for taunting ELA Dodger Fan and needing a police escort to safety.

Rack Sunset Blvd. exit from the stadium.

Rack 42.
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socal wrote:Rack pissing in a trough.
I never enjoyed pissing in a line with 8 other dudes but good to know you like it
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RACK Mrs. Robinson's interview on ESPN. What a classy lady.

UnRACK the Dodgers, just on general principle.
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Mr T wrote:
socal wrote:Rack pissing in a trough.
I never enjoyed pissing in a line with 8 other dudes but good to know you like it
Pissing in a trough is definitely best when done alone, if for nothing else than for the fact that you can swing your wang from side to side and piss anywhere the fuck you want to. War troughs. I think I'll get one put in at Casa de OC. You think they have them at Home Depot?
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OCmike wrote:
Mr T wrote:
socal wrote:Rack pissing in a trough.
I never enjoyed pissing in a line with 8 other dudes but good to know you like it
fag. i bet you never took a shower after gym all the way through high school either.

Pissing in a trough is definitely best when done alone, if for nothing else than for the fact that you can swing your wang from side to side and piss anywhere the fuck you want to. War troughs. I think I'll get one put in at Casa de OC. You think they have them at Home Depot?
i let it swing at regular urinals too. sucks to be the bathroom cleanup lady.
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RACK Jackie and Larry Doby
unRACK the trough
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Rack Jackie Robinson
UnRack ESPN beating a dead horse.
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I'm trying to remember the venue I was at that had the circular trough. Now THAT was a tad weird.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I'm trying to remember the venue I was at that had the circular trough. Now THAT was a tad weird.
That was a sink for washing your hands. You didn't wonder why you were being stared at by half a dozen other guys?
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I'm trying to remember the venue I was at that had the circular trough. Now THAT was a tad weird.
I'm sure Irie has those mapped out for quick reference.
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Ok, I had to google it. At least this one has partitions.

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Of course, Mikey could be right. MGO could have been pissing in this.

http://www.relcross.co.uk/thumb.aspx?fi ... .jpg&w=150
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I didn't say I pissed in it, mangs.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I didn't say I pissed in it, mangs.
Just there for sight seeing?
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IndyFrisco wrote:Ok, I had to google it. At least this one has partitions.

Image

Of course, Mikey could be right. MGO could have been pissing in this.

http://www.relcross.co.uk/thumb.aspx?fi ... .jpg&w=150
That's the HOLY WATER SINK, asses!!!!!!

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Mikey wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I'm trying to remember the venue I was at that had the circular trough. Now THAT was a tad weird.
That was a sink for washing your hands. You didn't wonder why you were being stared at by half a dozen other guys?
BWAHAHAHA....I pissed in one of those at the elementary school when I was like 6. I wondered why they had the urinal out in the hallway outside the bathroom. My face turned about 57 colors of red when I saw kids washing their hands in it at the next recess. Doh!

'Least I didn't get caught doing it and at least it was back in the 70's. Do something like that nowadays and they want to damn near charge a 6 y/o for a sex crime.
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OCmike wrote:Do something like that nowadays and they want to damn near charge a 6 y/o for a sex crime.
Not when it is Bush's fault, they won't.
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IndyFrisco wrote:
OCmike wrote:Do something like that nowadays and they want to damn near charge a 6 y/o for a sex crime.
Not when it is Bush's fault, they won't.
It's part of his "No Sex Offender Left Behind" program.




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OCmike wrote: Pissing in a trough is definitely best when done alone, if for nothing else than for the fact that you can swing your wang from side to side and piss anywhere the fuck you want to. War troughs. I think I'll get one put in at Casa de OC. You think they have them at Home Depot?
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OCmike wrote:. War troughs. I think I'll get one put in at Casa de OC. You think they have them at Home Depot?
Yeah, but they call them bathtubs now.

Good luck getting that concept past the OL, though you could just lock the door, turn on the shower head, and stand next to the "trough" and piss away. :)
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smackaholic wrote: fag. i bet you never took a shower after gym all the way through high school either.
Had gym last period for 4 years. Played sports and if you played sports gym was the last period of the day.

I had two choices:
1) Stay after practice and shower with dudes
2) Take a 5 minute drive home and hit the shower alone

I know you would take 1 because how hardcore straight you are but I am going with 2.
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OCmike wrote: Pissing in a trough is definitely best when done alone, if for nothing else than for the fact that you can swing your wang from side to side and piss anywhere the fuck you want to.
Yeah i do that to but usually outside or at a persons house I dont like.
OCmike wrote: You think they have them at Home Depot?
Bathtubs? Yeah they have bathtubs at home depot.
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