So who had Boris Yeltsin in the Deathpool?

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:58 pm

He's gone, according to the BBC.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 2:03 pm

I want to see what his nose ended up lookin' like at the end. I bet there wasn't an unburst vessel in the bulbous fucker.

Terry in Crapchester · Mon Apr 23, 2007 4:03 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:I want to see what his nose ended up lookin' like at the end. I bet there wasn't an unburst vessel in the bulbous fucker.

Maybe not, but I'll take Yeltsin and Clinton over Putin and Bush any day of the week, and twice on Sunday.

L45B · Post by **L45B** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 4:33 pm

So the question now is: Who's gonna coach the Golden State Warriors?

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 4:51 pm

Right country, wrong communist.

Sin,

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 9:03 pm

One of these guys REALLY ended the Cold War, and could drink John Madden under the table. And by virtue of his non-CIA-sponsored heroism, he stands clearly as one of the greatest men of the last century.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 9:21 pm

Nishlord wrote:He's gone, according to the BBC.

And nothin gonna bring him back.

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 10:32 pm

He uhhh, died of natural causes....There will be no need for an autopsy.....

Sincerely,

The Whistle Is Screaming · Mon Apr 23, 2007 10:54 pm

BSmack wrote:
Nishlord wrote:He's gone, according to the BBC.
And nothin gonna bring him back.

Same old rat in a drain ditch.

tuff gong · Post by **tuff gong** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 11:19 pm

The Seer wrote:

wow, could his eyes get a LITTLE closer together? looks like Kilroy

bbqjones · Post by **bbqjones** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 12:10 am

Bizzarofelice wrote:I want to see what his nose ended up lookin' like at the end. I bet there wasn't an unburst vessel in the bulbous fucker.

if the oustidw of your nose bleeds when you wash yhoi7uy face, are your an alcholsic,k. ?

its only happended a cou7ple of times so far. but my boogers in ther morning are bloody too.

i havenet shit blood or piss or pus. at least not on purpose.

my tummy hurts

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 5:16 am

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:
BSmack wrote:
Nishlord wrote:He's gone, according to the BBC.
And nothin gonna bring him back.
Same old rat in a drain ditch.

Sorry, Whistler, but unlike Pigpen, Brent, and Jerry, Yeltsin was a REALman, not some idiot stoner with no agenda beyond the next score.

Really, aren't you a little...ridiculous?...attempting to smear the name of a great man?

After all, Whistler, who do you support? Some ZioNazi fuckstains who learned everything from their own torturers?

What do you support? The fantasy-land race-state nightmare pathetically called "Israel"--a brief, failed experiment itself 3000 years ago? What a sick joke!

Why don't you get a clue....and WAKE UP!!

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 1:13 pm

LTS TRN 2 wrote:Why don't you get a clue....and WAKE UP!!

Nothin left to do but smile, smile, smile.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 1:29 pm

tuff gong wrote:
The Seer wrote:
wow, could his eyes get a LITTLE closer together? looks like Kilroy

QUIET, you. I looked into those eyes and saw a warm soul...a kindly, decent man whom I trust with every ounce of my being.

Yours Sincerely,
George W. Bush

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 5:33 pm

Folks, perhaps there's been some confusion on this, but let me state categorically that I ended the Cold War.

Stand Down, you fuckin' Commies! This thing ends now, and I'm ending it!

Allright, hold on. These guys are imposters. It was I who ended the Cold War--and here I am getting a belated medal for doing so, by the Chimp himself.

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 5:35 pm

88 wrote:
LTS TRN 2 wrote:Sorry, Whistler, but unlike Pigpen, Brent, and Jerry, Yeltsin was a REALman, not some idiot stoner with no agenda beyond the next score.

Really, aren't you a little...ridiculous?...attempting to smear the name of a great man?
The 250,000+ corpses in Chechnya think Yeltsin was a real peach.

http://www.rferl.org/featuresarticle/20 ... 837a3.html

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/525839.stm

I find it strange how you pick your REAL men. Yeltsin's army indiscriminantly kills 250,000+ civilians in Chechnya, and you love the guy. The US army under Bush overthrows a dictator who killed more people than Yeltsin (which is saying something) while making incredible efforts to reduce civilian casualties, and you call him a war criminal. Weird.

Uh, I was talking about this guy,

But this guy's looking for a miracle too!

Invading Chechnya was admittedly as horrific as Abe Lincoln invading the similarly seceeding Confederacy--an aggression resulting in a far higher body count. But, we notice you tally the deaths in Chechnya to include the five years under Putin's rule as well. And that's sort of misleading.

Yeltsin's heroism, however, in standing up to the Soviet machine in those final days of the Evil Empire, far outweighs the tragic mistake of Atlanta...I mean Grozny.

T1B

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