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Roy · Post by **Roy** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 5:00 pm

Hi,

I'm Roy. Heard about this place from a buddy of mine. Says everyone is real nice. So what's up?

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 5:07 pm

...welcome Roy, yes you heard right....we're very nice here.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 5:10 pm

Roy,

the stache looks like you just cleaned out Sheryl Crow's ass crack. Was it worth it...or should we let the jungles burn?

Imus · Post by **Imus** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 5:39 pm

Hello Roy.

Let me be the first to question your manhood and accuse you of being a message board faggot.

Now what do you have to offer worth more than a tiny twisted shit?

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 5:43 pm

Roy does your friend like boxed wine?

Roy · Post by **Roy** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 5:48 pm

seems you guys are kind of like assholes or something.

I'll have to check and see that Ronnie gave me the right URL.

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 5:57 pm

You aren't funny, fresh or remotely interesting. Stop spamming or orc will drop the hammer.

tuff gong · Post by **tuff gong** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 5:58 pm

Hi Roy. Just ignore the taunts of the leper colony. This is indeed the place for friendly, civilized chat.

Your suit coat looks super-scratchy. Did you pick that up at the men's wearhouse?

Oh and those x-ray spex are the bizzy!

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 6:01 pm

Roy wrote: I'll have to check and see that Ronnie gave me the right URL.

why didn't you say you were a friend of Ronnies in the first place.......

this all could have been avoided.....(LOL)

Roy · Post by **Roy** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 6:01 pm

tuff gong wrote:Your suit coat looks super-scratchy. Did you pick that up at the men's wearhouse?

Funny you should ask. I just got it this morning. Some wino approached me on the subway and asked me for money. I said I'd buy his sport coat for $2.50 and he took me up on it. It's a little scratchy and it stinks alot like Bull Ice and piss, but it fits pretty good.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 6:08 pm

Can you be a funny Ronnie, please? Otherwise, you could just canoe on out of here

Roy · Post by **Roy** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 6:10 pm

OCmike wrote:You aren't funny, fresh or remotely interesting. Stop spamming or orc will drop the hammer.

2 Legit 2 Quit.

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 6:13 pm

I can click delete a hell of a lot easier than you can type them, loser.

Roy · Post by **Roy** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 6:17 pm

OCmike wrote:I can click delete a hell of a lot easier than you can type them, loser.

This is exciting. Does this count as smack? Or should Smack be more easily identifyable?

Either way, congrats on the mouse clicking skills!

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 6:19 pm

No, this is smack...

If you were any bigger of a pussy, you'd have a clitoris instead of an adam's apple.

Roy · Post by **Roy** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 6:23 pm

OCmike wrote:No, this is smack...

If you were any bigger of a pussy, you'd have a clitoris instead of an adam's apple.

Confusing.

Are you sure you aren't an "I still have my cock" troll?

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 6:24 pm

Keep it up and you won't be able to wash the taste of my taint out of your mouth for a week.

Roy · Post by **Roy** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 6:28 pm

OCmike wrote:Keep it up and you won't be able to wash the taste of my taint out of your mouth for a week.

Perhaps I should change my picture. My moustache is like trawling for ladies. Sometimes a homosexual like yourself gets caught in the net and I have to throw it back.

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 6:33 pm

Might as well change your monniker while you're at it. However, a turd by any other name still smells like shit.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 6:55 pm

Can you be a funny Ronnie, please?

I'm not gonna ask a third time.

Roy · Post by **Roy** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 6:57 pm

geez,

too bad you weren't riding in d.boon's van!

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 7:02 pm

Not one domino shall fall, asshole

OTST · Post by **OTST** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 8:31 pm

Roy wrote:
OCmike wrote:Keep it up and you won't be able to wash the taste of my taint out of your mouth for a week.
Perhaps I should change my picture. My moustache is like trawling for ladies. Sometimes a homosexual like yourself gets caught in the net and I have to throw it back.

Another shitty version of salad tosser.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 9:06 pm

Welcome Roy.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:43 pm

I have respect for Roy. The guy is a sack of shit, but I respect Roy. The guy is a backstabbing twat who should have been run out of town years agto, but I respect Roy.

T1B

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hmm

Re: hmm

yes!!

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