Question for DoucheBag

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Tue May 01, 2007 3:43 pm

When you last kissed your mother, HOW DID MY DICK TASTE?

(I gotta get on that list SOMEHOW!)

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue May 01, 2007 3:45 pm

I'm SHOCKED to learn that auto-fellatio is out of the question for you.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue May 01, 2007 4:12 pm

PSUFAN wrote:I'm SHOCKED to learn that auto-fellatio is out of the question for you.

It would have to be a rather large auto like a Cadillac. Or maybe an SUV. Would have to be a pretty desperate hooker, too.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Tue May 01, 2007 5:21 pm

I nominate KC Paul to be a part of the esteemed DB Crew. He's not exactly a handsome fellow, he's out of shape, not the "sharpest light in the shed", and by all accounts... he's a full blown pussy. What does Steiner (or whoever the pudgy, dumb-fuck looking tool is) have that he doesn't?

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Tue May 01, 2007 5:36 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:I nominate KC Paul to be a part of the esteemed DB Crew. He's not exactly a handsome fellow, he's out of shape, not the "sharpest light in the shed", and by all accounts... he's a full blown pussy. What does Steiner (or whoever the pudgy, dumb-fuck looking tool is) have that he doesn't?

...Steiner is Paul's doppleganger...I'm sure of it.

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Tue May 01, 2007 7:32 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:I nominate KC Paul to be a part of the esteemed DB Crew. He's not exactly a handsome fellow, he's out of shape, not the "sharpest light in the shed", and by all accounts... he's a full blown pussy. What does Steiner (or whoever the pudgy, dumb-fuck looking tool is) have that he doesn't?

Surely you jest.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue May 01, 2007 7:40 pm

Another question for DB: how do you feel about the Grateful Dead?

Douchebag · Post by **Douchebag** » Tue May 01, 2007 7:55 pm

PSUFAN wrote:Another question for DB: how do you feel about the Grateful Dead?

what the hell is this shit? now you're turning into a comedian like rest of these fruits?

tell you what, PSUFAN. since I can be a cool guy sometimes, I'll go ahead and dispose of your limbs in nicely scented body bags so when your wife goes to fish you out, the smell of your rotting corpse won't be so bad.

A-Bomb · Post by **A-Bomb** » Tue May 01, 2007 7:56 pm

^^You fuckin TELL HIM, boss

WORD

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue May 01, 2007 7:59 pm

Let me guess...matching dancing bear tats for you dicks, huh?

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue May 01, 2007 8:08 pm

PSUFAN wrote:Let me guess...matching dancing bear tats for you dicks, huh?

Nah. These guys strike me as the Dave Matthews Band type.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Tue May 01, 2007 8:43 pm

Sounds to me like Douchbag is in the closet about a few things. For one, he seems to be a Deadhead...in more ways than one. Of course, as to his lifestyle, that is in no doubt. Still, there are a couple of things left to ponder.

Hey Douchebag, how do you feel about square deck screws? Other than putting them in your hinder that is.

Secondly, do you dream about weathermen?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue May 01, 2007 8:48 pm

Fuck off you fucking thread hijackers. Can we please get back to piling on that fat fucking retard KFC Paul 3.0/RevLimiter.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue May 01, 2007 8:53 pm

Why do you SHITHEADS always wear bracelets and necklaces? What the FUCK is that supposed to mean? What possesses you to buy that motherfucking garbage?

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Tue May 01, 2007 8:57 pm

BSmack wrote:
PSUFAN wrote:Let me guess...matching dancing bear tats for you dicks, huh?
Nah. These guys strike me as the Dave Matthews Band type.

More like Pet Shop Boys.

Rootbeer · Post by **Rootbeer** » Tue May 01, 2007 8:58 pm

IndyFrisco wrote: Nah. These guys strike me as the Dave Matthews Band type.

More like Pet Shop Boys.[/quote]
Fine Young Cannibals

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Tue May 01, 2007 9:18 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:Fuck off you fucking thread hijackers. Can we please get back to piling on that fat fucking retard KFC Paul 3.0/RevLimiter.

^^^^^^^^^

CLEARLY auditioning to be in DoucheBag's Crew.

Revlimiter's Torn Anus · Wed May 02, 2007 2:26 am

A soothing popsicle would feel great in me right about now.

tuff gong · Post by **tuff gong** » Wed May 02, 2007 3:56 am

BSmack wrote: Nah. These guys strike me as the Dave Matthews Band type.

Yikes. You know what this means: as it carries the Bags cross country to dole out beatdownz, the Douchebus will unload raw sewage off bridges and overpasses along the way onto unsuspecting passersbay below.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed May 02, 2007 1:52 pm

RevLimiter wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Fuck off you fucking thread hijackers. Can we please get back to piling on that fat fucking retard KFC Paul 3.0/RevLimiter.
^^^^^^^^^

CLEARLY auditioning to be in DoucheBag's Crew.

I’m number 7 on his hit list, and moving up, you fat fucking retard.

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Wed May 02, 2007 7:43 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
RevLimiter wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Fuck off you fucking thread hijackers. Can we please get back to piling on that fat fucking retard KFC Paul 3.0/RevLimiter.
^^^^^^^^^

CLEARLY auditioning to be in DoucheBag's Crew.
I’m number 7 on his hit list, and moving up, you fat fucking retard.

Hey, don't be pissed at ME just because you're trying to kiss his fucking ass. Freak.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed May 02, 2007 7:59 pm

RevLimiter wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
RevLimiter wrote: ^^^^^^^^^

CLEARLY auditioning to be in DoucheBag's Crew.
I’m number 7 on his hit list, and moving up, you fat fucking retard.
Hey, don't be pissed at ME just because you're trying to kiss his fucking ass. Freak.

Right. I’m kissing his ass because I’m slapping you around. By that logic, most of the NFL forum regularly kisses Douchebag’s ass. Fucking moron.

Revlimiter's Torn Anus · Wed May 02, 2007 11:42 pm

How about a kiss for ME? Or some damn stitches!