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smackaholic wrote:"THE CREW"=Icy Hot Stuntazz B team
RACK!
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mvscal= little ray of sunshine
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Dinsdale wrote:
Mr T wrote:Ill take the easy one...

Cicero=Crown

There is no shame in resetting a classic.
Classic to whom? The douchebags who are still too dumb enough to admit that they were wrong?
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Cicero wrote:The douchebags who are still too dumb enough to admit that they were wrong?

Smack is supposed to be hyperbole and misrepresentations. The fact that you're still responding to these barbs five years later is downright pathetic. You are pathetic. You don't "get it" and you never will. Go fuck yourself, Crown.
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Go fuck yourself, Crown.
HOT DAMN!!!! Gettin' LAID TONIGHT...

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ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
Cicero wrote:The douchebags who are still too dumb enough to admit that they were wrong?

Smack is supposed to be hyperbole and misrepresentations. The fact that you're still responding to these barbs five years later is downright pathetic. You are pathetic. You don't "get it" and you never will. Go fuck yourself, Crown.

Pathetic? In pointing out what a clueless fuckstain you and PUSSY are?
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R_t_S = You Ass!

Babs = Charles Rodgers, Pedo loving ran little bitch

Ouskull = phone book

Shmick = Phoenix Rob
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Arch Angel wrote:I have been gone for awhile, where is shutyomouth?
If he were up your ass you'd know it. Or not.
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Cicero wrote:too dumb enough?
kewl

oh and

Arch Angel: sends photos of his member to female posters (alleged and actual)
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this place = fucked
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Post by Terry in Crapchester »

Cicero wrote:too dumb enough
BWAAAHHHAAAHHHAAA!!!! Thanks. \/ \/ \/
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Goober McTuber wrote: KFC Paul 3.0 = Fat fucking retard
OUCH!
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Revlimiter's Torn Anus wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote: KFC Paul 3.0 = Fat fucking retard
OUCH!
Welcome back, Kaley. You fat fucking retard.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Post by Revlimiter's Torn Anus »

Cute nickname you have for me! I'll have Paul set out some couscous and Cosmos for your visit tonight. Be gentle on me as I am torn but I know you won't even touch the sides.

Ciao!
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Post by Goober McTuber »

You’re transparent as hell, Kaley. You follow Paul all over the internet. You registered as KC Paul at .net. No one else would register a troll named Revlimiter's Torn Anus. It’s called “obsession”. Two fat fucking retards playing stoop tag.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Just try to touch the sides next time and be gentle, Buddy.
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Revlimiter's Torn Anus wrote:Just try to touch the sides next time and be gentle, Buddy.

Gotta give it up for bucking the Kansas City stereotype.

Making a reallyreally weak joke, then figuring that nobody noticed, then subsequently resetting the really lame joke with your next post is definitely taking a page out of the Fresno playbook.
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
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Post by Revlimiter's Torn Anus »

You noticed, Mr. Nobody.

How about grabbing that big bottle of Hidden Valley Ranch and tossing this salad.
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Can't we IP ban this fuckdick?
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Post by Revlimiter's Torn Anus »

:lol::lol::lol:

Look at all of the heartache Paul's torn anus has caused for you little faggots!
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Post by Goober McTuber »

Look at KC Kaley once again shitting all over a thread and claiming BODE. A poor man’s shutyomouth.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Post by Revlimiter's Torn Anus »

I'm all puckered up for ya, Goobsy, so do the "Brokeback" spit on your palm, lube up that beanie-weenie you call a cock, and slide right in for 20 seconds of fun. :lol:

I will warn you, though, that Paul had a 20 oz. t-bone for lunch with a side of scalloped potatoes and an entire box of Ding Dongs warshed down wif a 40 oz. chocolate milk. :wink:
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Post by Goober McTuber »

Kaley,

What kind of a fat KC fucking retard thinks it’s funny to troll as another fat KC fucking retard’s sphincter? And all the while fantasizing about gay butt-sex. Yeah, you’re a real dandy.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Post by Revlimiter's Torn Anus »

What kind of a fat fucking retard responds to a fat fucking retard's torn anus smacking him about gay butt-sex with his tiny cock that lasts only 20 seconds? :lol:
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Post by Goober McTuber »

Kaley's pathetic troll wrote:IKYABWAI? :lol:
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Post by Revlimiter's Torn Anus »

Just like BROKEBACK, Goobs can't quit me!

See you later, my 20-second Lover!
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Cuda wrote:
PSUFAN wrote: PSUFAN = unwiped
I'd have used "will get the rest later", but that's because I'm smarter than you
Smarter? No...more optimistic? Maybe.
King Crimson wrote:anytime you have a smoke tunnel and it's not Judas Priest in the mid 80's....watch out.
mvscal wrote:France totally kicks ass.
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Sudden Sam wrote:5th grader

I know you are, but what am I?
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
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Sudden Sam wrote:Just curious...how old is this 'Torn Anus' tard? Jesus, man. This thread is like reading a 5th grader's notes.

So you further validate his existence by bumping a week old thread??????

Stick to posting pictures of dog shit... you're a much better read.
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Sudden Sam wrote:That was strictly to validate the size of the hail. I had forgotten how much you enjoyed that shot.
If you think anyone gave two shits as to its exact size, why not take a close-up shot of the hail against a ruler? Too much effort?
Sudden Sam wrote:Actually I was checking to see if ol' Arch had posted again.
Why, is there a pic of an Alabama trouser snake in your Inbox?
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Sudden Sam wrote:I'll assume that not everyone in Connecticut is as big an asshole as you are.

I wouldn't know. I do know I am the biggest A-Hole in the state of Massachusetts, Denis Leary notwithstanding.




And proud of it....
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Next thing you know Sam will post some stupid shit about how he likes to fellate girls.
Goober McTuber wrote:One last post...
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Post by SEC Ballsucking Homer »

Sudden Sam wrote:Or how the SEC is ... oh, never mind.
Way to hold your tongue old man.

I wouldn't want to have to administer a beatdown on you.
There is no other conference.
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