WARNING TO DOUCHEBAG

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed May 09, 2007 4:25 pm

Why do you think I've encouraged all of this to go down at the Point? It's ok to litter that triangle of land with corpses. Slim's body joined that of thousands of Indian, French, and English bodies.

Nowadays, you find a skull and maybe an arrowhead. In future generations, they'll find a couple of unused condoms (ALL Bag Crew condoms are unused, BTW), a gaggle of Schwann popsicle wrappers, and some Puka shells.

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Wed May 09, 2007 4:35 pm

mvscal wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:At this point, I'd say PSUFAN's greater concern is the authorities. Dude's going around committing 1st degree murder and then boasting about the details on the internet.
It's self-defense. The worst he could be charged with is littering.

I like to think of it as natural selection.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Wed May 09, 2007 4:54 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:At this point, I'd say PSUFAN's greater concern is the authorities. Dude's going around committing 1st degree murder and then boasting about the details on the internet. Not a smart play. Especially since we've got a Federal Agent on this board.

You can't charge someone with murder for killing off one of their split personalities. Tell me you knew?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed May 09, 2007 4:57 pm

Don't play dumb. You saw the evidence. Also, notice how Rack Fu has been absent from this board lately? PSUFAN is fucked from what I can gather.

All I'm sayin' is if D-Bag makes it to Michigan, I'm going to waste him as discreetly as possible.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed May 09, 2007 5:00 pm

A pink shirt is a Mitigating Circumstance incarnate.

If the Collar is Flipped, you Will Convict

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed May 09, 2007 5:01 pm

If the Collar is Flipped, you Will Convict

Nice.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed May 09, 2007 5:01 pm

RevLimiter wrote: I like to think of it as natural selection.

There's no way in hell that you could possibly believe in natural selection.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Wed May 09, 2007 5:03 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
RevLimiter wrote: I like to think of it as natural selection.
There's no way in hell that you could possibly believe in natural selection.

Why not? He sees natural selection in action every time he tries to get a date.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed May 09, 2007 5:07 pm

Which is more plausible? The "Twinkie Defense", or the "Pink Shirt Defense"?

Who among you does this not ENRAGE??

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed May 09, 2007 5:11 pm

PSUFAN wrote:

TTB turned metrosexual?

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed May 09, 2007 5:17 pm

[marq=right]** BREAKING **[/marq]

My wife just called and said, "THE FEDS ARE AT OUR DOOR. Did you kill anyone at the Point while we were away this past weekend?"

I rapidly explained the Pink Shirt Defense. She passed this along to the Agents, who promptly closed their briefcases, mowed our front lawn, tagged and bagged the clippings, and screeched off in a slick $52,000 SUV.

So, I'm GOOD - and ready to mete out EVEN MORE justice.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed May 09, 2007 5:20 pm

I thought it was $54K? Those clippings Fu drove through must've knocked the value down a couple grand.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed May 09, 2007 5:21 pm

There's a war on, JACKASS. We're ALL pitching in where can.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed May 09, 2007 5:23 pm

I'm not worried. If you handle your business like you're supposed to, then my region should be safe.

It's in your hands, man.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed May 09, 2007 5:27 pm

I could have done more. I could have finished Rollins off, instead of being neighborly. But...once we're all business, the Terrorists win, now don't they? Our economy depends on this - you're supposed to KNOW this.

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Wed May 09, 2007 6:56 pm

BSmack wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:
RevLimiter wrote: I like to think of it as natural selection.
There's no way in hell that you could possibly believe in natural selection.
Why not? He sees natural selection in action every time he tries to get a date.

Even though I've been happily MARRIED for 13 years?

Better luck next time, BitchSmacked.

As for you Dinshole, I DO believe in natural selection....and frankly I don't like your chances.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed May 09, 2007 7:00 pm

RevLimiter wrote: As for you Dinshole, I DO believe in natural selection....and frankly I don't like your chances.

Your region is proud that you lived up to your title.

No, seriously...WTF is wrong with you?

Why don't you just make every fucking submission here say "IKYABWAI" and save yourself some effort?

The level of retardation you display is nothing short of astounding. Bitches is as bitches does, I suppose.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Wed May 09, 2007 7:13 pm

The t1B KC Neverending Loop presents Retard Hell

KC Paul:You're it.
Kaley: You're it.
KC Paul: You're it, quitsies!
Kaley: Anti-quitsies, you're it, quitsies, no anti-quitsies, no startsies!
KC Paul: You can't do that!
Kaley: Can too!
KC Paul: Cannot, stamp it!
Kaley: Can too, double stamp it, no erasies!
KC Paul: Cannot, triple stamp, no erasies, Touch blue make it true.
Kaley: No, you can't do that... you can't triple stamp a double stamp, you can't triple stamp a double stamp! KC Paul!
KC Paul: [hands over ears] LA LA LA LA LA LA!
Kaley: KC Paul! KC Paul! KC Paul

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed May 09, 2007 7:18 pm

HA! Those guys are retards for running that IKYABWAI smack!

Sin,
War Wagon

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Wed May 09, 2007 7:25 pm

Times like this when I have to deal with a select few of you tards kinda wears on me....but it MUST be done.

Dinsdale wrote:Your region is proud that you lived up to your title.

I don't have a title, dimwit.

No, seriously...WTF is wrong with you?

What's wrong with ME? WTF is wrong with YOU??? Anymore you're getting to be about as much of a professional ankle-biter as Kaley got to be. You clearly are proud of that fact.

Why don't you just make every fucking submission here say "IKYABWAI" and save yourself some effort?

Frankly I DON'T DO THAT, and just because you think I DO doesn't mean that's the case. Just because you're a hater doesn't mean you can just call me an ankle-biter. That's BULLSHIT and you know it, dickhead.

The level of retardation you display is nothing short of astounding. Bitches is as bitches does, I suppose.

The same can (and HAS) been said of you, Dinsmear. Throw stones in glass houses much?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed May 09, 2007 7:28 pm

RevLimiter wrote:What's wrong with ME? WTF is wrong with YOU???

Oh, wow. You idiots are just predisposed to not getting it, aren't you?

Frankly I DON'T DO THAT

Yes, you do. See above, Jackass.

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Wed May 09, 2007 7:34 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:The t1B KC Neverending Loop presents Retard Hell

KC Paul:You're it.
Kaley: You're it.
KC Paul: You're it, quitsies!
Kaley: Anti-quitsies, you're it, quitsies, no anti-quitsies, no startsies!
KC Paul: You can't do that!
Kaley: Can too!
KC Paul: Cannot, stamp it!
Kaley: Can too, double stamp it, no erasies!
KC Paul: Cannot, triple stamp, no erasies, Touch blue make it true.
Kaley: No, you can't do that... you can't triple stamp a double stamp, you can't triple stamp a double stamp! KC Paul!
KC Paul: [hands over ears] LA LA LA LA LA LA!
Kaley: KC Paul! KC Paul! KC Paul

Welcome to the suck.

stuckinia · Post by **stuckinia** » Wed May 09, 2007 7:43 pm

Why don't you just post your standard mushroom cloud pic and save us the bother of actually having to read your horseshit?

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Wed May 09, 2007 7:51 pm

RevLimiter wrote:Times like this when I have to deal with a select few of you tards kinda wears on me.

Your post reads like an obese fucker dreading the prospect of having to huff and puff his way to greet the pizza delivery guy. You wipe your ever-glistening brow and holler, "Come On In!", but dude can't hear you over the overburdened A/C running on full blast. You barely have enough energy to heft yourself out of your sagging LA-Z-Boy to answer the door, but how else are you going to strap on yet another ginormous feed bag? Damn Paul, don't kill yourself over this. What is more taxing, dealing with a few select "tards" or a flight of stairs? I suggest you avoid them both like you do a Salad Bar.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed May 09, 2007 7:55 pm

RevLimiter wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:Your region is proud that you lived up to your title.
I don't have a title, dimwit.

Uhm...that lettering underneath your Revlimiter nick is known as a "title."

No, seriously...WTF is wrong with you?
What's wrong with ME? WTF is wrong with YOU??? Frankly I DON'T DO THAT

Archive material.

And about time for the admins to remind Tub-O-Goo 3.0 why he's the recipient of timeouts.

Just because you're a hater doesn't mean you can just call me an ankle-biter. That's BULLSHIT and you know it, dickhead.

Uhm...wanna link up once instance of me referring to you as an "anklebiter," or where I even insinuated as much?

The level of retardation you display is nothing short of astounding. Bitches is as bitches does, I suppose.

The same can (and HAS) been said of you, Dinsmear. [/quote]

No, seriously...are you and the other KC tards having some secret contest to see who can drop the most "IKYABWAI"s before you get banned?

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed May 09, 2007 8:09 pm

Paul - we need guys like you. Your skeels are badassed. Put in an applie and hit stevo on his celly.

-the Bag Crew

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Wed May 09, 2007 8:43 pm

PSUFAN wrote:Paul - we need guys like you. Your skeels are badassed. Put in an applie and hit stevo on his celly.

-the Bag Crew

Seriously PSUFAN, you're better than that.

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Wed May 09, 2007 9:40 pm

PSUFAN wrote:Who among you does this not ENRAGE??

Louis Cyphre · Post by **Louis Cyphre** » Wed May 09, 2007 10:53 pm

PSUFAN wrote:Which is more plausible? The "Twinkie Defense", or the "Pink Shirt Defense"?

Who among you does this not ENRAGE??

I'M SO FUCKING PISSED RIGHT NOW, I WILL NOT WAIT FOR JUNE 23RD!!! I'M GOING DOWN TO THE MILWAUKEE GREYHOUND STATION!!! FOR EVERY MOTHERFUCKER THAT COMES OFF A BUS WEARING THE "PINK MENACE" COLORS, I WILL STOMP A MUDHOLE IN THEIR ASS AND WALK IT DRY!!!

FUCK, I'M PISSED!!!!

Revlimiter's Torn Anus · Thu May 10, 2007 6:25 pm

Paul, please! We are a team! I take the plunger and it hurts you AND me!!! STOP, for the love of GOD!!!!

quacker backer · Post by **quacker backer** » Thu May 10, 2007 6:25 pm

Louis Cyphre wrote:
PSUFAN wrote:Which is more plausible? The "Twinkie Defense", or the "Pink Shirt Defense"?

Who among you does this not ENRAGE??

I'M SO FUCKING PISSED RIGHT NOW, I WILL NOT WAIT FOR JUNE 23RD!!! I'M GOING DOWN TO THE MILWAUKEE GREYHOUND STATION!!! FOR EVERY MOTHERFUCKER THAT COMES OFF A BUS WEARING THE "PINK MENACE" COLORS, I WILL STOMP A MUDHOLE IN THEIR ASS AND WALK IT DRY!!!

FUCK, I'M PISSED!!!!

rack (I think)

(gets rid of all his pink shirts)

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu May 10, 2007 6:28 pm

I'M SO FUCKING PISSED RIGHT NOW, I WILL NOT WAIT FOR JUNE 23RD!!! I'M GOING DOWN TO THE MILWAUKEE GREYHOUND STATION!!! FOR EVERY MOTHERFUCKER THAT COMES OFF A BUS WEARING THE "PINK MENACE" COLORS, I WILL STOMP A MUDHOLE IN THEIR ASS AND WALK IT DRY!!!

FUCK, I'M PISSED!!!!

See, that's what I'm saying

Louis Cyphre · Post by **Louis Cyphre** » Thu May 10, 2007 10:57 pm

Unfortunately, I had no luck finding the "Pink Menace" at the local bus station, but at work it was a different story. I managed to rough up two "men" (if you can call them that) wearing pink shirts.

The first guy was carrying a stack of papers so big, he couldn't see his own feet. So as he passed, I stuck my foot out, causing him to land flat on his face. He ended up with a broken nose and a mess of bloody papers. The second guy was not paying attention while walking and didn't notice that me coming towards him. As he got near, I pretended to be tying my shoe, squared up and drove my shoulder right into his pink covered belly. BAM!! DOWN GOES FAGGOT! DOWN GOES FAGGOT! Knocked the wind out of him and left a big goose egg on the back of his head.

I said sorry to both of them, but I didn't mean it.