Pre Grand Opening Bash at Hooters

DallasFanatic · Post by **DallasFanatic** » Wed May 23, 2007 2:41 pm

I always trip out how those nylons make white girls look black and black girls look white.

Oh well, congrats on the VIP. Looks like you have found a new watering hole

WolverineSteve · Post by **WolverineSteve** » Wed May 23, 2007 3:15 pm

Hooters is a brilliant concept.

Warm beer, shitty grub, sloooow service, yet I can't stay away.

The Whistle Is Screaming · Wed May 23, 2007 3:22 pm

^I've never had a warm beer at a Hooters, but the rest is pretty accurate.

Sam,
Next time, you better get some pics with the Hooters chicks on your bike.

Terry in Crapchester · Wed May 23, 2007 3:59 pm

WolverineSteve wrote:Hooters is a brilliant concept.

Warm beer, shitty grub, sloooow service, yet I can't stay away.

Hooters closed where I live. Not long after I got married.

Coincidence? I think not.

The Whistle Is Screaming · Wed May 23, 2007 4:06 pm

Terry, the Hooters here closed as did one in Buffalo and word is the one in 'cuse is about to follow. Just goes to show how a very bad ownership group, can fuck up a neer perfect thing.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed May 23, 2007 4:18 pm

Terry in Crapchester wrote:
WolverineSteve wrote:Hooters is a brilliant concept.

Warm beer, shitty grub, sloooow service, yet I can't stay away.
Hooters closed where I live. Not long after I got married.

Coincidence? I think not.

You were that big a customer when you were single? Ponderous.

Terry in Crapchester · Wed May 23, 2007 4:39 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
Terry in Crapchester wrote:
WolverineSteve wrote:Hooters is a brilliant concept.

Warm beer, shitty grub, sloooow service, yet I can't stay away.
Hooters closed where I live. Not long after I got married.

Coincidence? I think not.
You were that big a customer when you were single? Ponderous.

Tongue in cheek. But only slightly.

In any event, I've been married long enough that Hooters' closing, in reality, is not related to a change in my marital status.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed May 23, 2007 5:36 pm

A tittybar where the chicks don't get naked and wave their gash over your food.

Brilliant.

They stay in business how, exactly?

The Whistle Is Screaming · Wed May 23, 2007 5:43 pm

Dinsdale wrote:A tittybar where the chicks don't get naked and wave their gash over your food.

Brilliant.

They stay in business how, exactly?

Dins,
Think of it as the minor leagues for tittybars. It's a place where I could take my son, have him work on his game and save a couple hundred $'s in "tips".

They stay in business because of the "family friendly" atmosphere and less stringent zoning laws associated with tittybars.

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Wed May 23, 2007 5:46 pm

Would you eat somewhere where the people serving you were nekkid? I can do without pubes lodged in my incisors while eating wings, thanks.

Anywho, I haven't been to a Hooters since the early 90's. Bars are for drinking first and ogling waitresses second. If the beer sucks, I ain't going.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed May 23, 2007 5:51 pm

OCmike wrote:Would you eat somewhere where the people serving you were nekkid? I can do without pubes lodged in my incisors while eating wings, thanks.

I haven't seen a pube in a tittybar for probably 10 years. I guess you didn't get the memo.

I dunno -- maybe I'm just spoiled, living in the place that has by-far the most tittybars per capita in the country. Some of them feature highly-trained, real-deal chefs. Some of them sell you a full steak dinner for $5 or less. Some of them have chicks showing on the patio during the warm months. All of them have naked chicks for your dining amusement.

I just don't get the appeal of Hooters. Get fucking naked, you stupid whore.

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Wed May 23, 2007 5:56 pm

Not only do I not get the appeal of Hooters, I don't get the appeal of titty bars beyond the age of about 22. Sure, it's entertaining once or twice, especially if you're at an overseas "pussy bar" (another story for another day) or in a state where full nudity and alcohol are allowed ('sup Hawaii). But I always thought of it as something that you grow out of. And, I would never (did I mention EVER?) order food and eat three feet away from where some disease-riddled skank is sliding her snizz up and down a brass pole. Didn't you hear? Taco Bell's drive through is now open late.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed May 23, 2007 6:05 pm

OCmike wrote:in a state where full nudity and alcohol are allowed ('sup Oregon).

FTFY.

I'm not a tittybar guy, either...at all. Too bad, since a close frind is like the freaking Godfather of the local TTB(not a poster here, an old-scool term for TiTtyBar) scene. He used to manage the fanciest place in the region(and has a bunch of pics with him and all kind of celebrity guests), and still gets us all in free to all the nice places with the big cover charges, often with some fat deals on the drinks, and the hotties working at the places seem to end up at his place after work an awful lot. I get the full-on VIP treatment when I go to the ttb, or "tit...EEEE...barrr.".

It's really a dreamlike setup...except I'm just not into it. I guess I just like the chase, and having to EARN seeing the skank naked...I guess.

And to those who say "strip bars are exploiting women"...to you I say, "You've obviously never been to a tittybar. It's clearly an exploitation of men."

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed May 23, 2007 6:14 pm

Well, you guys need to get yourself to a backwoods northern Wisconsin strip club like the Boom Bay Club in Rhinelander or the Pioneer in the middle of nowhere. One night at the Boom Bay, nasty stripper gets up on the bar, sets down a full longneck PBR and a mug. Squats on the longneck, stands on her head, empties the longneck, gets back on her feet, squats over the mug, fills it, and DRINKS it. Rack her gymnastic abilities.

The other thing you can occasionally see in these out of the way spots is audience participation. UNWAR “I’ll have what he’s having”.

tuff gong · Post by **tuff gong** » Wed May 23, 2007 6:32 pm

shudder

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed May 23, 2007 7:17 pm

Moderation.

Hooters/Titty Bars are a once a year type thing (if that). How anyone could become a "regular" at either place confuses me.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed May 23, 2007 7:22 pm

They stay in business because of the "family friendly" atmosphere

Hooters?

"Family-friendly" atmosphere?

Dude, my wife is not a big fan of Hooters. In fact, I'm fairly sure she'd sooner accompany me to a titty bar than she would a Hooters.

Those that can copulate, do. Those that can't, objectify - and buy overpriced wings.

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Wed May 23, 2007 7:29 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Moderation.

How anyone could become a "regular" at either place confuses me.

It's called "being a complete loser".

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed May 23, 2007 7:41 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Moderation.

Hooters/Titty Bars are a once a year type thing (if that). How anyone could become a "regular" at either place confuses me.

Agreed. We used to hit a strip club in conjunction with an annual fishing trip.

I've been to the Hooters in this city once, right after it opened.

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Wed May 23, 2007 7:45 pm

Boom Bay Club in Rhinelander

Been there........

Wasn't to impressive but when you're at a drunken Bachelor Party nobody gives a fuck.
Had more fun that evening at the bars in Minocqua and gambling at the Lake Fon du Lac (sp?) Indian Casino.

Good ole Badger State Drunkfest.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed May 23, 2007 8:24 pm

Y2K wrote:
Boom Bay Club in Rhinelander
Been there........

Wasn't to impressive but when you're at a drunken Bachelor Party nobody gives a fuck.
Had more fun that evening at the bars in Minocqua and gambling at the Lake Fon du Lac (sp?) Indian Casino.

Good ole Badger State Drunkfest.

Lake of the Torches Casino in Lac du Flambeau. You certainly got around a bit for one evening. You should have gone to Three Lakes (south of Eagle River) for a visit to Weasel’s, one of the very finest strip clubs in the Midwest. They bring in dancers from all over the cuntry. Have never anything but absolute hotties dancing there.

Terry in Crapchester · Wed May 23, 2007 8:50 pm

PSUFAN wrote:Dude, my wife is not a big fan of Hooters.

Neither is mine.

In fact, I'm fairly sure she'd sooner accompany me to a titty bar than she would a Hooters.

Let's not get crazy. In fact, one of my wife's favorite pasttimes is to park in the parking lot of a titty bar that's on her way home from work, and yell at all the men as they go in, telling them she'll tell their wives, etc. I keep telling her that one day she's gonna yell at the wrong guy . . .

She did go with me to Hooters a handful of times*. One time we even brought in our son when he was a baby. He was quite a hit with the girls.

*It turned out that, unbeknownst to either of us, her sister-in-law's niece worked there. She's never heard the end of that one from me.

The Whistle Is Screaming · Wed May 23, 2007 8:53 pm

PSUFAN wrote:
They stay in business because of the "family friendly" atmosphere
Hooters?

"Family-friendly" atmosphere?

Dude, my wife is not a big fan of Hooters. In fact, I'm fairly sure she'd sooner accompany me to a titty bar than she would a Hooters.

Those that can copulate, do. Those that can't, objectify - and buy overpriced wings.

Sorry, it was made in jest. Most women don't like Hooters, silly bitches get uptight (most are jealous I guess) about young chicks with decent bodies serving their men beer & bar food. Most bars have some decent chicks working as do many good restaurants. I've been to several places where the chicks have more risque outfits than Hooters, but women just can't get over the name of the place. Fucking ponderous if you ask me.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Wed May 23, 2007 8:53 pm

Terry in Crapchester wrote:Let's not get crazy. In fact, one of my wife's favorite pasttimes is to park in the parking lot of a titty bar that's on her way home from work, and yell at all the men as they go in, telling them she'll tell their wives, etc. I keep telling her that one day she's gonna yell at the wrong guy . . .

That wouldn't happen to be the Classy Cat would it? If it is, she's probably yelled at a couple of my co-workers.

Terry in Crapchester · Wed May 23, 2007 8:55 pm

BSmack wrote:
Terry in Crapchester wrote:Let's not get crazy. In fact, one of my wife's favorite pasttimes is to park in the parking lot of a titty bar that's on her way home from work, and yell at all the men as they go in, telling them she'll tell their wives, etc. I keep telling her that one day she's gonna yell at the wrong guy . . .
That wouldn't happen to be the Classy Cat would it? If it is, she's probably yelled at a couple of my co-workers.

No, it's Foxy's. I think the Lab Rat is familiar with that place.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed May 23, 2007 9:06 pm

Terry in Crapchester wrote:Let's not get crazy. In fact, one of my wife's favorite pasttimes is to park in the parking lot of a titty bar that's on her way home from work, and yell at all the men as they go in, telling them she'll tell their wives, etc. I keep telling her that one day she's gonna yell at the wrong guy . . .

Wow. What a beaut.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed May 23, 2007 9:22 pm

Terry in Crapchester wrote: ...one of my wife's favorite pasttimes is to park in the parking lot of a titty bar that's on her way home from work, and yell at all the men as they go in...

So instead of coming home to cook dinner, do laundry, or clean house, she'd rather nag some guys at a titty bar? Here's guessing you don't get any on those nights, not that you'd want to fuck that shrew.

Your wife is one stupid bitch.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed May 23, 2007 11:42 pm

Every time TiC has posted about his wife, he's painted a pretty nasty picture of her.

Dude...what did you get yourself into?

Bucmonkey · Post by **Bucmonkey** » Thu May 24, 2007 12:05 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Every time TiC has posted about his wife, he's painted a pretty nasty picture of her.

Dude...what did you get yourself into?

Rack Fu · Post by **Rack Fu** » Thu May 24, 2007 4:13 am

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:Terry, the Hooters here closed as did one in Buffalo and word is the one in 'cuse is about to follow. Just goes to show how a very bad ownership group, can fuck up a neer perfect thing.

There are two of them in the 'Cuse (at least there were the last time I was home to see my family last year). One at Carousel Mall, the other on Rt. 31 near Great Northern Mall.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu May 24, 2007 5:01 am

In fact, one of my wife's favorite pasttimes is to park in the parking lot of a titty bar that's on her way home from work, and yell at all the men as they go in, telling them she'll tell their wives, etc.

Terry, that's just crazy.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Thu May 24, 2007 5:45 am

Dinsdale wrote: I just don't get the appeal of Hooters.

Well, that's telling.

Sig worthy even.

Ang · Post by **Ang** » Thu May 24, 2007 7:55 am

Excuse me for being sensible here, but Whistle had a good point. Many places have the same food and drink and the waitresses in similar dress, but they aren't called Hooters. Hooters is not that out of the bound, it's just a place with decent food, good service and girls with t-shirts and shorts.

The folks that confuse all that with a titty bar are...confused. No one can help that.

I read all the posts and was thinking about the waitress jobs that I had in college. It was a long time ago and before the name brand of places like Hooters, but I had to wear certain things and look good in them. One was at a high brow steak place, and to wear a tight bodysuit, and another was at a bar to wear a shorts and a tuxedo shirt with a bow tie. What can I say? I did it, and got great tips. The salary was for shit, but tips were awesome. Got me through college. Would I do it again? Hell, yes if there were no other jobs paying better. As soon as I had professional skills that could pay better I went for that to get me through graduate school, but in the early years of college looking good in a bow tie and shorts and serving drinks to old farts that stared at my ass payed way better than what most other students were making in part time jobs.

I got out of that as soon as I could. I went into surveying and graphics and made my way in that to get the rest of the way through college and grad school, but what I learned from serving people never left me. You have to leave the client happy, end of story. Along the way, I met a friend who did what I did in college, same thing but a guy. He said that he made tons of money just being beautiful and serving food, and had to take a cut in pay to be a landscape architect, but it was a good choice to go ahead and be what he studied for. He and I worked together for years and still keep up with each other, so we are talking 20 years or so now, and he's still in our profession and so am I. We both learned that you start out by presenting yourself well, and then you serve others well, and then you go on to do what is important to you. A study in client and professional relations that has served us both well over the years.

So, I don't have a problem going to Hooters. It's a place where people go to have fun. Great looking people serving slightly above average food to people who are there for the tits. Totally harmless.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu May 24, 2007 1:14 pm

Ang wrote:old farts that stared at my ass

In.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu May 24, 2007 1:16 pm

Ang wrote:It was a long time ago and before the name brand of places like Hooters, but I had to wear certain things and look good in them...

~swoon~

sin

T1B

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Thu May 24, 2007 1:16 pm

well said Ang--- it's just a comfort food joint with young female servers-- get over it !!
I did a lot of bartending in my moonlighting days feeding a family of six on a school teacher's pay. Once I was working Saturday nights in the college bar where I worked with a very fine looking and well "endowed" young co-ed. At the end of the night the tip jar would be packed. I told her that all she had to do was give me breakfast money, the rest really was for her !

Hope all is well in the Moat !

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Thu May 24, 2007 1:41 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Every time TiC has posted about his wife, he's painted a pretty nasty picture of her.

Dude...what did you get yourself into?

Marriage.

Even my wife, the hottie that she is, has her moments.

Terry in Crapchester · Thu May 24, 2007 2:10 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Every time TiC has posted about his wife, he's painted a pretty nasty picture of her.

Dude...what did you get yourself into?
Marriage.

Even my wife, the hottie that she is, has her moments.

Yep.

Fwiw, she doesn't know the people in question. She does it because she thinks it's funny.

I just think it's dangerous, at least potentially.

War Wagon wrote:Here's guessing you don't get any on those nights,

Once again, Whitey projects his own (lack of) sex life upon the rest of us.

Some of us do manage to get laid every once in awhile, even us married guys.

Terry in Crapchester · Thu May 24, 2007 2:30 pm

But no.

The Whistle Is Screaming · Thu May 24, 2007 2:52 pm

Rack Fu wrote:
The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:Terry, the Hooters here closed as did one in Buffalo and word is the one in 'cuse is about to follow. Just goes to show how a very bad ownership group, can fuck up a neer perfect thing.
There are two of them in the 'Cuse (at least there were the last time I was home to see my family last year). One at Carousel Mall, the other on Rt. 31 near Great Northern Mall.

Fu,
I only knew about the one in the Carousel Mall, been there a few times so I couldn't believe that that it would be in trouble of closing, that location has to be a fucking goldmine. So maybe they were talking about the one by Great Northern, something about a dispute over the rent was going to do them in. This group is going (or went) bankrupt and even Hooters Corporate is (or was) going to sue them.