Things I like to do...
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Things I like to do...
...besides chugging 3 or 4 gulps from a can of beer until I'm almost dead...
Laying on my back in the deepest part of my pool (about 10 feet), and looking up to the surface at the clear blue sky, especially sitting in my spa for 15 or 20 minutes at about 104 degrees. The refraction of the light through the water makes the pool act like a huge fish-eye lense, so I get blue sky in the middle, trees and hillside on one side and the house on the other.
Now....go back and re-read the previous paragraph. Notice the part where it says "my pool" and "my spa". The unwritten part is that the pool is in the last part of California between Ventura and the Mexican border that still has clean air. This is something that, unfortunately, most of you will never experience.
Laying on my back in the deepest part of my pool (about 10 feet), and looking up to the surface at the clear blue sky, especially sitting in my spa for 15 or 20 minutes at about 104 degrees. The refraction of the light through the water makes the pool act like a huge fish-eye lense, so I get blue sky in the middle, trees and hillside on one side and the house on the other.
Now....go back and re-read the previous paragraph. Notice the part where it says "my pool" and "my spa". The unwritten part is that the pool is in the last part of California between Ventura and the Mexican border that still has clean air. This is something that, unfortunately, most of you will never experience.
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I hope that sweet Jesus hisself deems that you suffer a mild heatstroke in the heat and are unable to crawl out of your exquisite pool and consequently drown....thinking of all the broke people in trailer courts who will have the gift of another day. Yes, that would be poetic justice.Mikey wrote:...besides chugging 3 or 4 gulps from a can of beer until I'm almost dead...
Laying on my back in the deepest part of my pool (about 10 feet), and looking up to the surface at the clear blue sky, especially sitting in my spa for 15 or 20 minutes at about 104 degrees. The refraction of the light through the water makes the pool act like a huge fish-eye lense, so I get blue sky in the middle, trees and hillside on one side and the house on the other.
Now....go back and re-read the previous paragraph. Notice the part where it says "my pool" and "my spa". The unwritten part is that the pool is in the last part of California between Ventura and the Mexican border that still has clean air. This is something that, unfortunately, most of you will never experience.
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Isn't a "blue moon" so-called because it is the second FULL moon in the month ? Hence the old saying--"once in a blue moon".
sup Dins ?
I like lying on my back in the pool at night with the moon and stars shining.
sup Dins ?
I like lying on my back in the pool at night with the moon and stars shining.
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Mikey wrote:especially sitting in my spa for 15 or 20 minutes at about 104 degrees.
What is more wrinkly? Your already sagging old man skin after a 20 minute soak or a morbidly obese Shar Pei?
Don't answer.... please. Forget I asked. :blorf:
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Wolfman wrote:Isn't a "blue moon" so-called because it is the second FULL moon in the month ? Hence the old saying--"once in a blue moon".
sup Dins ?
That would be correct.
Although...if there's wildfires and the particulates are just right, it can also create a rare meteorological phenomenon that sometimes goes by the same name, which causes the moon to actually appear blue. This is rare, though.
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A recently erupted volcano can also produce the same effect, but of all people, you already knew that.Dinsdale wrote:Wolfman wrote:Isn't a "blue moon" so-called because it is the second FULL moon in the month ? Hence the old saying--"once in a blue moon".
sup Dins ?
That would be correct.
Although...if there's wildfires and the particulates are just right, it can also create a rare meteorological phenomenon that sometimes goes by the same name, which causes the moon to actually appear blue. This is rare, though.
Mt. Saint Helens reset in 3....2....1
War Wagon wrote: Mt. Saint Helens reset in 3....2....1
When St Helens made her biggest burp, there was no moon. A few hours after the 8:32AM eruption, the ash actually stopped up the marine flow, and made a logjam of moisture over the area, resulting in extremely dark skies to the west/south. Points east of there were completely black for a a day or two. Poor bastards on the shitty side of the Cascades got up to 4 feet of the smelly shit dumped on them.
The sunsets and moons during very minor eruptions were/are pretty sweet, though.
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