Jokes

[Smackie Chan]

Sure, they're stupid and perhaps not so fresh. But who gives a fuck?
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A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the chalkboard. Suddenly there was a giggle from one of the boys in the class. She quickly turned and asked, "What's so funny, Pat?"
"I just saw one of your garters!"

"Get out of my classroom," she yells, "I don't want to see you for three days!"

The teacher turns back to the chalkboard. Realizing she had forgotten to title the assignment, she reaches to the very top of the chalkboard. Suddenly there is an even louder giggle from another male student. She quickly turns and asks, "What's so funny, Billy?"

"I just saw both of your garters!"

Again, she yells, "Get out of my classroom! This time the punishment is more severe, I don't want to see you for three weeks!"

Embarrassed and frustrated, she drops the eraser when she turns around again. So she bends over to pick it up. This time there is an burst of laughter from another male student. She quickly turns to see Little Johnny leaving the classroom.

"Where do you think you're going?" she asks.

"From what I just saw, my school days are over!"
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A manager at a General Store is teaching a young, newly hired boy how to sell people more than they really want. Suddenly, a man walks in asking for a bag of lawn seed. The manager walks up to him and says, "Of course. But you will be wanting a lawn mower, too, right?"
The man asks, "Why would I be?"

The manager replies, "Because when the lawn seed grows, you'll need something to cut the grass with."

Surprisingly, the man buys a lawn mower. Then another man walks in and asks for a box of Tampax. The manager nudges the newly hired boy. The boy walks up to the man and says, "Right away, Sir. But, of course, you will be wanting a lawn mower with that, right?"

The shocked man asks, "Why?!"

The young man then replies, "Well, your weekend's screwed, so you might as well mow the lawn."

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

perhaps not so fresh.

Perhaps? I think you stole this shit from intermissions of The Green Hornet radio broadcasts...

[Goober McTuber]

A man can’t seem to find his latest issue of Playboy, so he heads up to his teenaged son’s room. He walks in and says to his son, “You know, if you keep jacking off you’re gonna go blind”.

“Hey, Dad, over here”.

[Smackie Chan]

perhaps not so fresh.

Perhaps? I think you stole this shit from intermissions of The Green Hornet radio broadcasts...

The Shadow, but it's really not important. Just tryin' to do my part as a good environmentalist and recycle.