Hire a mexican!

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Sun Jun 03, 2007 9:28 am

Any idiot could be a Brickmason right?

When the Average American consumer wants a firepit constructed in thier backyard they should run to that " Cash Deal" Guy with all those Spanish Speaking "Craftsmen." Why not? American's don't do that work anymore anyway.

What the fuck was up with that estimate from that Jack dude from Irwin Masonry? That asshole was way overpriced and all that quality cost more but is worth the investment shit he was trying to sell was a scam hidden in fancy Contractor Speak....

This arrogant Dickhead even said that he could make the pit much more than just a place to burn wood, I'm glad those two other bids by Armando and Javier brought that bastard back to reality. This dickhead acted like he could create some kind of masonry Mona Lisa.

Look, Even some illegal Mexican can figure out simple Masonry shit in ANY backyard, and "best of all" they're 20 % cheaper than that asshole because he claims to have a certified "highly trained" crew !

"Focal point of the yard, my ass,

Hell, even I could probably build the damn thing.......

like this fraud actually DOES have one he built for his own home.......

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Sun Jun 03, 2007 1:54 pm

I don't know the point of this thread. It seemed to go all over the place but here's my contribution.

No, Being a GOOD BrickMason takes har work, experience and skill.

Being a good anything requires hard work and experience.

You are so correct about Americans not being workers. We are losing our competitive edge to the Mexicans.

I expect they will be running our country in 40-50 years.

Think about it. The average American couple has 1.5 kids. White kids play video games, get fat and think that any job is beneath them.

The Average Mexican family is about 2 carloads.

Mexicans are hardworkers who landscape, do construction, work at every menial job imaginable.

***

The pit looks sweet!! Where's the pool??

DiT · Post by **DiT** » Sun Jun 03, 2007 2:49 pm

pretty sweet looking brah.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sun Jun 03, 2007 3:05 pm

Y2K wrote:

I laughed.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Sun Jun 03, 2007 5:30 pm

RACK mvscal's chin pubes.

stuckinia · Post by **stuckinia** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 12:25 am

Jack wrote:I don't know the point of this thread. It seemed to go all over the place but here's my contribution

Then why did you feel the need to respond? Your contributions to any thread are basically suck. So, how about you spuge out an anti-Yankee or bad joke take, delete them in shame, and get back to being a completely boring, irrelevant douche. If that doesn't work, go choke on a turd.

Mike Backer · Post by **Mike Backer** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 1:32 am

PSUFAN wrote:

RACK mvscal's chin pubes.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Rack.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 2:10 am

Who peed on your patio?

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 2:18 am

mvscal wrote:Maybe you should have hired a Mexican to write your post. That incoherent gibberish reads like a Anatomically Punked 3 am special.

Hey look, I pissed on the Mexican "please use good grammer" type Interwebboard nobody. Thanks for sharing.

Obviously that was just the overspray Mikey......

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 2:26 am

It looks like a well. :?

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 2:37 am

mvscal wrote:I know better than to expect proper grammar. Let's just set the bar at "communicating a coherent thought" and see how that goes.

If you don't "expect it" then why bitch like a simpering cunt?
As for bothering to consider "setting the mvscal bar of grammatical excellence" just so you will feel all good and stuff when browsing a thread or two....

Isn't that much like taking a huge shit at a strangers house and then taking the time to care about the skid marks?

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 2:56 am

mvscal wrote:Orale, conyo. You can't leave skidmarks in the bushes, Holmes.

Hey now... It was 1:30 AM on a saturday night, It took me a while to even find THIS shitter.
When ya gotta go....

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 3:52 am

Looks kick ass Jack! What a difference from a month ago when that was basic dirt out back. I'll stop by this week to see it. Over here, my move in is complete and all electronics are up and running. This place kicks ass.

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 5:12 am

Atomic Punk wrote:Looks kick ass Jack! What a difference from a month ago when that was basic dirt out back. I'll stop by this week to see it. Over here, my move in is complete and all electronics are up and running. This place kicks ass.

Good Hood? Sa'll Good..... Props on grabbing that place but will you walk to work is the question......

In retrospect I could have squeezed in a few Mexican's on the project, but the loss of self-indulgent Bode by simply saving nothing more than a large bottle of Advil and maintaining possession of most my powertools was well worth the risk of going solo.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 5:44 am

Hey, I acted the role of the Mexican wheel barrowing those step stones in and out... between swilling beers.

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 7:34 am

Atomic Punk wrote:Hey, I acted the role of the Mexican wheel barrowing those step stones in and out... between swilling beers.

I admit that you came over with the lofty ideals of a Mexican "Tude" employee but proved to be "white boy" worker much to quickly even with the use of your own cheap beer as a daily wage. It was quite apparent immediately once you asked to use the restroom and I had no need to find a anyone who could translate the many reasons why not to use the "Back of the Shed" as a place to unload urine it was a done deal. I do appreciate the solid effort, next time I'll supply the beer.....

Use the neighbors shed and you're $.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 7:42 am

THAT's where I discovered that cool bird house. As I was a pissin' I saw a work of art that apparently you don't appreciate. I have the perfect spot for it over here since you don't seem to want it. I'll even apply the Behr stain to it as I'm going to do the fence this week.

trev · Post by **trev** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 8:03 am

Could you build this for me? TIA.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 12:41 pm

Y2K wrote:

Your fire-pit has running water?

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Mon Jun 04, 2007 1:24 pm

RACK mvscal. Still unsure whose pit it is, why Jack2K has pictures of it, and the point of this shit thread. What a tard.

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 1:59 pm

Your fire-pit has running water?

Access panel to Water, Natural Gas Control and a GFCI Electrical Outlet.

Can you do me a favor and clue Doggystyle in on the "Jack" from Irwin Masonry part, I don't want to confuse him any further.
TIA

Trev, That's an easy one, 1 day job.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 2:33 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:RACK mvscal. Still unsure whose pit it is, why Jack2K has pictures of it, and the point of this shit thread. What a tard.

I’m guessing that Y2K built that fire-pit, is proud of it and wanted to share photos of it.
Kind of like when you shared a photo of your bride, only with less smack.

Y2K is a mason. Probably 32nd degree, with all the secret handshakes and stuff.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Mon Jun 04, 2007 2:39 pm

Y2K wrote:I don't want to confuse him any further.

It's a swell looking pit, I'll give you that much.

However... you're logged in to this thing called a "message board."
Its general purpose is to usually generate this thing called a "discussion."
Discussions usually work better when you're able to formulate cogent
sentences. That way, people can offer up feedback to the picture
you somehow managed to link. You seem to have mastered the whole
"mouse-click" thing. Props on that. Just limit your dumb self to posting
Caption Threads and it'll be all good. Or take some English lessons from
the Messicans who installed... no, stole... no, bought... no, supplied... what
was the purpose of this thread, again?

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 3:01 pm

what
was the purpose of this thread, again?

I'm pretty sure it wasn't anything about your astute detailed discription of what is supposed to be post worthy spoken like some frustrated High School English teacher on Prozac. Here's the deal, When the rest of us students give a fuck about what makes you a happy Internet Board Reading Buddy we'll quit superglueing your eraser to the chalkboard.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Mon Jun 04, 2007 3:10 pm

Y2K wrote:your astute detailed discription of what is supposed to be post worthy.

Dude... if you really think that these 3 words

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:formulate cogent sentences.

are "detailed" whatsoever or "too much" for you to handle, you may want to
think about retiring from the message board community.

Nice pit. Messicans do bueno worko, eh?

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 3:17 pm

I can't retire! It's posters like me that make Show & Tell time so much fun.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 3:20 pm

Y2K wrote:
Your fire-pit has running water?
Access panel to Water, Natural Gas Control and a GFCI Electrical Outlet.
.

Now if it only had some way to empty the ashes besides through the fucking top...

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 3:23 pm

I'm confused...did Jack hire some mexicans, or not? Or maybe he stole a grill hood from the barrio?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 3:29 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:Behr stain

Junk.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Mon Jun 04, 2007 3:34 pm

Cuda wrote:Now if it only had some way to empty the ashes besides through the fucking top...

I got it now!! That's what the Messicans are for! I bet you Jack2K gives them a couple of pesos and maybe a Meximelt to clean his pit...

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 3:37 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote:Behr stain

Junk.

I used Behr stain on my deck that I put together not using square-headed screws.
I am so totally fucked, I’m going to go sit in my basement and wait for a sheet of
drywall to fall off and crush me.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 3:39 pm

mvscal wrote:Yeah, but who will clean the Mexicans' shit?

I thought that was AP's gig?

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 3:49 pm

Cuda wrote:
Y2K wrote:
Your fire-pit has running water?
Access panel to Water, Natural Gas Control and a GFCI Electrical Outlet.
.
Now if it only had some way to empty the ashes besides through the fucking top...

You mean like washing the ashes into a metal drain hooked into a 3" ABS pipe located on the firebrick floor with a water hose convieniently located nearby?

With proper planning that gas powered firepit just might be built to fit a standard Weber 21" screen and with use of the natural gas, charcoal or different woods and a kettle lid has potential to be quite a handy as a "Smoker" or open pit BBQ.

Just maybe my Messicans can add a matching "built in" Vermont Castings Gas Grill with a side fridge and throw in a nice Spa just over to the left side of that Sago Palm. Maybe they can even build a staircase from my master bedroom balcony that comes down nearby.

Who knows?

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Mon Jun 04, 2007 3:54 pm

Y2K wrote: Maybe they can even build a staircase from my master bedroom balcony that comes down nearby.

If you didn't use the proper screws and power drill when constructing said balcony
it'll be "coming down nearby" sooner than you think.

Sin,
Dins Borland

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 3:57 pm

I was thinking that maybe it was hinged and on frictionless casters so that the whole thing could be swiveled aside revealing not just a high tech ash disposal system, but a secret trap door to your newly constructed underground game room / titty bar complete with 60" home theater, disco floor, Nautilus workout system and custom slot car track.

Oh well...

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 3:57 pm

Y2K wrote: Maybe they can even build a staircase from my master bedroom balcony that comes down nearby.

Have some Mexicans make the stringers, at least. They're really good at that high-precision stuff.

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 4:14 pm

Mikey wrote:I was thinking that maybe it was hinged and on frictionless casters so that the whole thing could be swiveled aside revealing not just a high tech ash disposal system, but a secret trap door to your newly constructed underground game room / titty bar complete with 60" home theater, disco floor, Nautilus workout system and custom slot car track.

Oh well...

I hear they've been teaching that stuff at all the top notch trade schools from San Salvador to Mexicali and the work is cheap.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 4:48 pm

so, you got a natural gas powered fire pit?

propane powered grills are bad enough, but, they do make sense if you don't have the time to fuss with charcoal. But, the idea of a fire pit is that you do have time. Time to sit around with friends, watch shit burn and get drunk. This very ancient custom should not be sullied by gas power. Gathering burnable shit, piling it up, dumping gas on it, lighting it, putting out your friend drunk friend who got too close, is all part of the experience. I 'spose it's got a remore fukking control too.

I realize that living in the desert and all, you don't have anything to burn, but, that's OK, the U&L, right up the freeway has plenty and will sell you some to support their meth habits.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 5:11 pm

mvscal wrote: You do realise that you can use natural gas to quickly and easily start logs and other "burnable shit," right?

You do realize that putting combustables in a gas firepit would clog the manifolds rather quickly, and render the gas jets useless rather quickly, right?

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 5:12 pm

...and here come the damn neighbors!

T1B

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