Goatse on the BBC

[Nishlord]

The logo for the 2012 Olympics was unveiled today, and it looks like a gay monkey;



...so the BBC News website asked its readership for better suggestions. They ended up unwittingly publishing a Goatse tribute;



...and before they realised what they'd done, screened it on their news channel;



RACK that wytch.

[Cuda]

PrimeX is NOT homo

He says so all the time.

Believe heem

[Cuda]

Errr- I mean, Help me find my keys and we'll DRIVE out!

-sin
You Know Who X

[Nishlord]

Tina Turner giving someone a blow job.

[PSUFAN]

It's hard to know what to say. This is all awful news.

[Mikey]

Wasn't Goatse the spokesman for the Iranian Revolution about 30 years ago, or something like that?

[Nishlord]

If you're not being funny and are the only person on the internet who hasn't seen the goatse image, I envy you.

[Headhunter]

Mikey. Enjoy your ignorance. You really don't want to know any more about this.

If you're a glutton for punishment, simply look up hello.jpg and all will be revealed, and I do mean ALL!

Trust me, this is very funny, and the cartoon version is all you really want to see.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

If you're not being funny and are the only person on the internet who hasn't seen the goatse image, I envy you.

I had to wikipedia it in order to find out what you were babbling about.

Goatse.cx was an infamous Internet shock site that became well-known among various Internet forums because of trolls who posted links in order to upset other forum readers. Its front page featured a picture, hello.jpg, of a naked man stretching his anus open to a diameter roughly equal to the width of his hand...

How many hits were "inadvertantly" attributed to you? Oh blimey, you "got" me again. One million visits later, they sent you a free mouse with a picture of said anus centered nicely upon your clicker so you could diddle a man-chute all day long.

[Mikey]

Tell you the truth, this is the first time I ever heard of Goatse. Poor poor pitiful me. I'll pass on looking up the picture (I get the picture), especially while here at work.

I was making a (lame) reference to a guy named Ghotsbadegh. If you're over 40 you might remember the name, or not. Some kind of Iranian politician or something. For some reason that name stuck with me over the years, I think because Paul Rodriguez used to make jokes about it.

[Shoalzie]

That logo could be symbolic of the beautiful smiles most English people have. :wink:

[Nishlord]

Hey Ucunt, London wants to know if we can host the cycling and swimming events in your gaping arsehole to save on money.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

With all the trillions your country has saved by skimping on toothpaste over the years, you could put an end to world hunger. Fuck London.


Furthermore, why was your shithole awarded the Olympics in the first place? Britian doesn't even have athletes, does it? I heard you losers are proposing tweaking some of the events so Trinidad & Tobago doesn't smoke you in the medal count again. Seriously, what's that Limey's name who proposed changing the 4 X 100 to involve Marlboro Reds in the "big pack"?

[Nishlord]

Sorry Ucunt, but the IOC refused to recognise weak smack as an Olympic event. Stop wasting your time.

And the last time I checked, London (which is a shithole, I agree) was given the Olympics because how ever bad it's going to suck, it can't be any worse than Atlanta '96.

[Cuda]

Not to be sticking up for Bu tt spray, but can't you let it go already, Nish?

[Nishlord]

Never. Never.

But having said that, look how fucking skill this is;