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MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Jun 07, 2007 12:03 am

RumpleForeskin wrote:Just don't go flashing gaudy adjectives

Your wife's fat.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 12:20 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
RumpleForeskin wrote:Just don't go flashing gaudy adjectives
Your wife's fat.

She is none too small gentlemen.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 1:08 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Your wife's fat.

Nice.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 1:29 am

RumpleForeskin wrote:Just don't go flashing gaudy adjectives

Sorry, polenta brain. It's just that it has to stay interesting for me.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 1:41 am

PSUFAN wrote:It's just that it has to stay interesting for me.

Have you tried killing yourself? That would make it interesting for everyone.

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 4:24 pm

PSUFAN wrote:
RumpleForeskin wrote:Just don't go flashing gaudy adjectives
Sorry, polenta brain. It's just that it has to stay interesting for me.

Word. I wish more people posted at that "level". If it doesn't even make YOU laugh, chances are pretty strong that no one else is going to either.

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 4:38 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:
Jay in Phoenix wrote:You're Hindenburg of a wife would suck start Steiner's rotting corpse back to life if she knew there were a jacuzzi-full of placental flavored Häagen-Dazs in it for her.
BWHAHAHAHA!!!! That's the Jay I knew from back in the day (old school). Cue Luther with a witch job of that hog...

Hopefully your Paula Dean for a wife can at least cook for you. Don't hold your breath or she will eat you out of the kitchen.

..Luth is on sabbatical, he ask me to fill in...did page one skip by you?

Terry in Crapchester · Thu Jun 07, 2007 6:00 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
PSUFAN wrote:I'd climb on up, push aside some waves of gelatin until I found the huge fur-lined grease gully

There's a trick to it -- you pour peroxide all over the general area, and look for the bubbles to come up.

I thought you rolled her in flour and fucked the wet spot.

RF's wife would be good for a titty fuck, but that's about as far as I'd go.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 6:10 pm

Terry in Crapchester wrote:RF's wife would be good for a titty fuck

canoing in the canyons. Very fun.

The Whistle Is Screaming · Thu Jun 07, 2007 6:39 pm

RumpleForeskin wrote:
Terry in Crapchester wrote:RF's wife would be good for a titty fuck
canoing in the canyons. Very fun.

Hot dog in a hallway, yadda yadda yadda ... being a chubby chaser doesn't make you "cool".

Why must you toss all these softballs?

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 6:56 pm

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:Hot dog in a hallway, yadda yadda yadda ... being a chubby chaser doesn't make you "cool".

Why must you toss all these softballs?

That's an easy one TWIS. Rumps is a classic masochist.

mas·och·ism

noun
Definition:

1. sexual pleasure through humiliation: sexual gratification achieved through humiliation and physical and verbal abuse

2. psychological disorder: the psychological disorder in which somebody needs to be emotionally or physically abused in order to be sexually satisfied

3. search for abusive sexual partners: the active seeking out of sexual partners who will dominate, humiliate, and physically and verbally abuse

4. enjoyment of hardship: the tendency to invite and enjoy misery of any kind, especially in order to be pitied by others or admired for forbearance

Seriously, he started this thread and he's married to---

--what simpler explanation is there.

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 6:59 pm

mvscal wrote:
Does the fact that she looks like Wade Phillips ever throw you off stride?

No, it just reminds him that with these chicks, he needs to use the Cover Two.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 7:12 pm

OCmike wrote:No, it just reminds him that with these chicks, he needs to use the Cover Two.

I was thinking that would be one of the few times Buddy Ryan would endorse the "chuck and duck" offense.

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 7:15 pm

War Wagon wrote:I say we lock Paul and Rumple up in a virtual room together with a computer for each and let them slug it out via the submit button. Paul would have Rumps pounding on the door and screaming to be let out in short order.

This from the simpleton that graced us with his loyalty to WebTV, his unwillingness to pay for central A/C, and his godawful massacre of his family pet with his car.

Don't start any shit, and there won't BE any Wags.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 7:23 pm

Break it down for me. Yes, my wife could stand to lose some weight, but her face is better than most and her massive titties are second to none. So whats the problem?

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 7:27 pm

RumpleForeskin wrote:Break it down for me. Yes, my wife could stand to lose some weight, but her face is better than most and her massive titties are second to none. So whats the problem?

The problem is you posted her picture. What is it about the nature of smack that you don't get?

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 7:30 pm

her face is better than most

...most what? Trays of butter that have been sitting out in the sun for a week?

The Whistle Is Screaming · Thu Jun 07, 2007 7:35 pm

Hold on, I figured it out, rumpledfuckstick is blind (probably mildly retarded as well). That would explain a lot.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 7:37 pm

PSUFAN wrote:
...most what? Trays of butter that have been sitting out in the sun for a week?

What next? Are you going to tell me her tits are too small?

I guess everyone else looks at their women after 6 shots of Pitron and though some rose colored glasses. Props to all of you for being delusional.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 7:39 pm

Terry in Crapchester wrote:
RF's wife would be good for a titty fuck, but that's about as far as I'd go.

This douche went a little further than that. He dragged her out of the sty, into a HOUSE of GOD, and then he exchanged VOWS with that porker.

Then he posted her picture on a smack board.

At some point, your wife better heckle some sense into him.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 7:41 pm

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:Hold on, I figured it out, rumpledfuckstick is blind (probably mildly retarded as well). That would explain a lot.

Thanks TWIS. I'm a little surprised at your response considering the infrequent amount of Jewish hotties out there for you to plug.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 7:43 pm

RumpleForeskin wrote:
The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:Hold on, I figured it out, rumpledfuckstick is blind (probably mildly retarded as well). That would explain a lot.
Thanks TWIS. I'm a little surprised at your response considering the infrequent amount of Jewish hotties out there for you to plug.

^^^^^^^^^^ Is obviously unaware of the demographics of the average Upstate SUNY school.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 7:44 pm

I'm starting to understand why you had to settle for a giant human Weeble.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 7:58 pm

PSUFAN wrote:Then he posted her picture on a smack board.

I get what I did was rather dumb and expected the consequenses to be harsh; however, this was just a simple challenge thrown down by Timmay to see what kind of smack you could release on me. I was impressed at first, but like I said before (cue R-Jack explaining to me that I stand for nothing) it got old and tired. I'm just trying to stick to the wall for a little while and interact with members here on various topics.

Instead, its being spun like I don't get it and that I am just over here to get my head kicked in because I enjoy it. That is not the case at all. Let it be known that I am sticking around for a while and the demise of future threads will be because of your own doing if you choose to continue with the Rumple wife bashing.

If we can all move on with maybe a little smack here and there about my OL, then I can promise you will see less of me. Until then, keep it up and I'll post more.

Its the way of the tard.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 8:00 pm

R-Jack wrote:how can we destroy it?

You can't.

The Whistle Is Screaming · Thu Jun 07, 2007 8:10 pm

RumpleForeskin wrote:
The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:Hold on, I figured it out, rumpledfuckstick is blind (probably mildly retarded as well). That would explain a lot.
Thanks TWIS. I'm a little surprised at your response considering the infrequent amount of Jewish hotties out there for you to plug.

Yet I'm not surprised that you continue to show how inept you are at everything.

I'm guessing your definition of hottie and my definition of hottie aren't in the same ballpark. BTW, how can you tell by looking at them if they're Jewish or not? It's obvious you've never approached a real hottie and if by some stretch of the imagination you did, got nothing more of a response than a snear and "fuck off loser."

The Whistle Is Screaming · Thu Jun 07, 2007 8:14 pm

BSmack wrote:
RumpleForeskin wrote:
The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:Hold on, I figured it out, rumpledfuckstick is blind (probably mildly retarded as well). That would explain a lot.
Thanks TWIS. I'm a little surprised at your response considering the infrequent amount of Jewish hotties out there for you to plug.
^^^^^^^^^^ Is obviously unaware of the demographics of the average Upstate SUNY school.

Rack!

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 8:16 pm

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:I'm guessing your definition of hottie and my definition of hottie aren't in the same ballpark.

No, its probably the same...Alba, Simpson, Beckinsale, etc.. What can I say...love is blind.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 8:20 pm

What Rumple sees:

What everyone else sees:

The Whistle Is Screaming · Thu Jun 07, 2007 8:22 pm

RumpleForeskin wrote: Its the way of the tard.

Well, if we are to move in a more positive direction, I'll have to say that you are quite adept at the "way of the tard".

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 8:26 pm

RumpleForeskin wrote:Break it down for me. Yes, my wife could stand to lose some weight, but her face is better than most and her massive titties are second to none. So whats the problem?

You go by the monniker "RumpleForeskin" and post a picture of your 200+lb wife and you're wondering why things aren't going well for you? Seriously...

The Whistle Is Screaming · Thu Jun 07, 2007 8:28 pm

RumpleForeskin wrote:
The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:I'm guessing your definition of hottie and my definition of hottie aren't in the same ballpark.
No, its probably the same...Alba, Simpson, Beckinsale, etc.. What can I say...love is blind.

And you have the opportunity to hit on those bitches when?

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 8:34 pm

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:And you have the opportunity to hit on those bitches when?

I don't. I'm just saying the way everybody speaks around here, they've never settled for anything less. Besides, my wife can run circles around those dumb broads with her quick wit and intellect.

Dog · Post by **Dog** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 8:39 pm

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote: BTW, how can you tell by looking at them if they're Jewish or not?

This big nose usually gives it away.

'sayin

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 8:39 pm

Her intellect can't be that strong. She's still struggling to decipher that brutal "eat less food" riddle.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 8:39 pm

Dog wrote:
The Whistle Is Screaming wrote: BTW, how can you tell by looking at them if they're Jewish or not?
This big nose usually gives it away.

'sayin

Being 1/16th Jewish myself, I refused to go there.

Imus · Post by **Imus** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 8:53 pm

Well no offense, is it true fat girls like jews? Maybe it's about jews having a lot of money.

But besides blacks, do they like jews?

Well maybe yes offense.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 8:55 pm

mvscal wrote:You really owe your wife a serious apology.

I have to apologize to her everyday. All married men have to do that to their wives.

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 8:57 pm

RF, I have no quarrels with you or your wife, but I gotta ask....can I fuck her friend?

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 9:00 pm

RumpleForeskin wrote:
Dog wrote:
The Whistle Is Screaming wrote: BTW, how can you tell by looking at them if they're Jewish or not?
This big nose usually gives it away.

'sayin
Being 1/16th Jewish myself, I refused to go there.

Who?

sin