KC Wanks or Cards fan ticket available Wed.

Adelpiero · Post by **Adelpiero** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 8:00 pm

about 90% sure my ticket will be up for grabs. i have to head to back to stl for a day, then come back for thursdays game.

sec 119

check back later.

just pm me, will delete this thread tuesday.

Qbert · Post by **Qbert** » Mon Jun 11, 2007 5:55 am

Felix is all over this...

Adelpiero · Post by **Adelpiero** » Mon Jun 11, 2007 10:35 am

Qbert wrote:Felix is all over this...

hey dickjaw, reading is fundamental?

just pm me, will delete this thread tuesday.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 3:15 am

No thanks, adel. I'm only interested in going to the K to watch MLB games, not that inferior league St. Loser plays in.

How'd that 8-1 beatdown taste, btw? Was it good for you? Nobody pissed on your red cap, I trust.

Coming back for more abuse on Thursday?

Rack you for being a courageous soul.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 1:38 am

did too

ouch

Adelpiero · Post by **Adelpiero** » Fri Jun 15, 2007 12:38 am

rack royals for throwing odalis

pujols is only hitting close to .800+ for a career against him

and his era is over 9 vs cards, going into last night.

stayed last night, came home today.

royal tards are something else, while some are decent, majority at games are useless pieces of shit who talk tuff when around 8 of their buddies, yet while pissing in the trough(yeah, no toilets, troughs) by themselves, they get real quiet and have nothign to say, or want to shake your hand and be a buddy. fuck, the tardness on display by royal fan Tuesday night was beyond belief. I watched a brutha and some cromag lookin muther fucker talk tough to a lady and her kids.

outside after game was just as priceless.

My favorite are the royaltards who while driving 60mph yell fuck you and zoom off. or when they think they will get the light, talk shit, talk tough, then when they are stuck at light and cards fan approached the intersection to cross the street,they were oh so complimentary on last years world series win. fucking pieces of shit.

argosy casino was fuckin nice though. and the harley plant tour was boring

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Jun 15, 2007 1:12 am

nice rant, adel.

Argosy sucks. You should have gone to Ameristar.

You toured the Harley plant? What, the WWI museum or Nelson gallery tour was booked?

e wrote:tomorrow's game is going to be very interesting.

As I type this, the Blue Crew is going off for like 8 runs against your minor league team in the 2nd inning. Love watching the Cards fans trying to hide under the seats as they eat shit and die.

what a shame it is that the royals didn't come to the nl-central when they had the chance.

No doubt, hindsight is 20/20.

Adelpiero · Post by **Adelpiero** » Fri Jun 15, 2007 1:16 am

e wrote:tomorrow's game is going to be very interesting. what a shame it is that the royals didn't come to the nl-central when they had the chance.

hey, someone needed to give pittsburgh a battle for 5th every year.

ps what happens if someone hits the dodge nitro in left field?

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Jun 15, 2007 3:22 am

17-8.

Here's all you need to know about the crads right about now.

They picked up Todd Wellemeyer whom the Royals had discarded.

It must really suck to know they were reduced to picking up scraps off the waiver wire.

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Sun Jun 17, 2007 11:26 pm

Adelpeedonhimself wrote:royal tards are something else, while some are decent, majority at games are useless pieces of shit who talk tuff when around 8 of their buddies, yet while pissing in the trough(yeah, no toilets, troughs) by themselves, they get real quiet and have nothign to say, or want to shake your hand and be a buddy. fuck, the tardness on display by royal fan Tuesday night was beyond belief. I watched a brutha and some cromag lookin muther fucker talk tough to a lady and her kids. outside after game was just as priceless.

My favorite are the royaltards who while driving 60mph yell fuck you and zoom off. or when they think they will get the light, talk shit, talk tough, then when they are stuck at light and cards fan approached the intersection to cross the street,they were oh so complimentary on last years world series win. fucking pieces of shit.

Lemme get this straight.

It ain’t enough that the IKYABWAIville just hung 28 runs and kicked the piss out of you pathetic Losers…

But you’re lookin’ to get your ass kicked by RoyalFan in the frickin’ can too?

Priceless.

Cross the parking lot in Rams gear and you may get your wish.

Looks like somebody is STILL having trouble coming to terms with ETERNAL – AND I MEAN FROM THE-END-OF-TIME - SCOREBOARD

…And you seriously wonder why we openly laugh at your end of the state?

Look, Fuck, folks here in these parts are generally fairly congenial and tolerant of out-of-towners in our ball park. Wanna know where to get the best steak, or where to score the best ‘cue? Chances are, we’ll draw you a map on the back of a scorecard, if not actually lead you to your destination.

That said, there are those of us here that will have a tough time picking sides should al-Quaida ever decide to nuke the Arch, or feel any sympathy what-so-ever when the New Madrid Fault finally reduces your pathetic excuse for a town to rubble.

Not that anyone would notice.

Round Two tomorrow night, Bitches…

Adelpiero · Post by **Adelpiero** » Mon Jun 18, 2007 1:41 am

^^^^^^^^^^^^

like i said, this is royal tard.

that mumbled up crayola melt is the epitomy of suck.

What you've just posted is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this forum is now dumber for having to read it. I award you Royal Tard, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Adelpiero · Post by **Adelpiero** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 2:36 am

E

catch a game at busch, its fuckin packed with hotties.

blues games as well.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 2:44 am

Adelpiero wrote:want to shake your hand

Did this guy who wanted to shake your hand in the pisser happen to be visiting from Iowa?

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 3:31 am

i was gonna' caution Tru about Perez facing Wainwright in game one.

Glad I didn't.

Holy crap, you St. Loser fucks are... are our total bitches and stuff.

Just lay back and enjoy it.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 3:41 am

War Wagon wrote:Holy crap, you St. Loser fucks are... are our total bitches and stuff.

You GO, BOYEEEE!

Sin,
Trophy Case

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 5:05 am

War Wagon wrote:i was gonna' caution Tru about Perez facing Wainwright in game one.

Glad I didn't.

Holy crap, you St. Loser fucks are... are our total bitches and stuff.

Just lay back and enjoy it.

RACK. THAT. SHIT.

Densehole wrote:
War Wagon wrote:Holy crap, you St. Loser fucks are... are our total bitches and stuff.

You GO, BOYEEEE!

Sin,
IKYABWAI

Fixed you shit-stained amoeba.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 6:10 am

Ya'know, Paul...

The next time you hear from me, it will be because you were actually able to type something worth reading for the first time ever without the use of the CTRL-C/V keys, or I was in the mood to punch you in your rather enormous gut again.

You are truly the definition of suck.

The next time you try and smack, you might want to proofread it, to ensure that it actually makes sense, you fat fucking tard.

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 6:44 am

Adelpeedownhisleg wrote:
like i said, this is royal tard.

that mumbled up crayola melt is the epitomy of suck.

With a sharp tard to left, a lined melt to the gap, and a devastating suck to the bleachers, only a simple I'm in your dome separated Adelpiero from posting for the cycle and attaining Smack Pantheon immortality.

Devastating copy, Pee. Who taught you to post? BroncoFan?

What you've just posted is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read.

Well, I DID have a particularly insane idiot in mind when I posted my retort. Nice to see that I reached my target audience...

At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought.

Irrationality?! On a smack board?! You work that one out all by yourself? Re-read your initial post and lemme know if the irony still defeats you...

Everyone in this forum is now dumber for having to read it.

...But still smart enough not to go all-RaiderFan in the john of an enemy stadium. Even RaiderFan doesn't go RaiderFan in the john of an enemy stadium... Unless it's San Diego.

Apparently that swirly you received at the K wasn't enough to keep you from searching out the Internet equivalent of another.

I award you Royal Tard, and may God have mercy on your soul.

If "Royal Tard" carries a cash value, send it to Dinsdale. That's money well spent on booze and whores.

As for the Almighty's Benevolence... Of course He's merciful; otherwise, He'd make me live in St. Loser.

Adelpiero · Post by **Adelpiero** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 10:36 am

^^^^^^^^^^^

buwahahaha royal tard just broke down and responded to a happy gilmore quote.

melt tard, melt

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 12:25 pm

No, I'd say it's more like Tru just went yard and you're too stupid to recognize that fact.

adel, with the way that you post like some chimpanzee that just learned to type, you don't have room to be glossing anybody a 'tard.

Adelpiero · Post by **Adelpiero** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 1:21 am

War Wagon wrote:No, I'd say it's more like Tru just went yard and you're too stupid to recognize that fact.

adel, with the way that you post like some chimpanzee that just learned to type, you don't have room to be glossing anybody a 'tard.

yard?
his tripe isnt worth responding too.

when he claimed that royal fan(chiefs fan) actually gave a shit about someone wearing a rams jersey, he proved he was a shit troll. NOONE gives a fuck about rams fan, not even seattle, arizona, or ninerfan. NOONE.

and comparing teams and orgs? are you fucking serious?

now wags is going all grammar smack? i dont give a shit what comes from the keyboard, its a fuckin message board wank. i realize in the forklift business, message board grammar is highly touted, but in reality, its somewhere to pound, pound, and pound the keyboard to tards, idiots, wankers, and peeps. I deal with Loan officers, Bank managers, and professionals in the banking world daily, this is where i can pound the keyboard and lower myself to the common tards of this world, i can feel the people, i can read and reply to a forklift operator, post a message to someone who doesn't have a/c or can't keep his dog in the yard. This is a little time to be part of the people, forgive me for not measuring up to the kc tard status of message board keyboard pounding, i will have to try harder next time.

Adelpiero · Post by **Adelpiero** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 1:44 am

seriously,

royal fan is trying to run smack, when noone in st.louis even gives a shit about them. It's not a rivalry, and it wouldnt of been a big rivalry if KC moved to NL Central, it would be more chances for out of state cardinal fans to see the cardinals play. Not the next big rivalry, 2/3 of the crowd is cards fan.

what a fuckin joke of an org, when 2/3 of your crowd is the other teams fans, they are doing their chants in your house, seriously, thats when you have become a shit org.

And now all of a sudden you run your dicksuckers? was quiet last year when cards swept the royals in KC, you guys must of been away that weekend, i get it. I give chiefs fan credit, they have a very good org and the fans come and support the team, but royal fan should never, ever, talk smack to any cards fan, your team isnt even in the same class.

royals 2 rings 3 pennants???

cards 10 rings(2nd to yankees) 17 pennants(2nd to yankees)

and reigning champs this year.

Your going to take 4 of 6 from one of worst teams in baseball, congrats

i mean it takes a lot to beat a team that:

has no starting pitchers in rotation, all bullpen relievers.

lost its ACE and its #2 pitcher for first half of season

never replaced any offense lost in 2005

and is playing without its gold glove catcher, gold glove centerfielder, and its ws mvp shortstop.

all i can say, is damn, the royals fuckin rock

must really suck to care so much beating a team that doesn't give a shit about you. It's like losing a weekend series to the Rockies, Noone cares.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 1:58 am

So you post here to get your groove on writing like a moron, mr. financial services guy? Try as hard as you might, you're still a fucking St. Loser 'tard (the gloss you're so fond of).

Truman a shit troll? Let me give you a clue, dumbass. This forum should consider a Truman post to be a fucking gem to be treasured in comparison to most of the garbage that YOU or most anyone else is capable of posting.

Oh, and Meche just got knocked out with 2 outs in the 5th, and I'm seriously melting over here.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 2:27 am

Adelpiero wrote:this is where i can pound the keyboard and lower myself to the common tards of this world

In that case, RACK you for overachieving...I guess.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 2:32 am

Excuse the back to back posts that crossed, but...

Adelpiero wrote: royal fan should never, ever, talk smack to any cards fan.

And then you woke up and realized that KC Royals fans are just as, if not more, passionate than St. Loser fans.

Royals fans will slap you silly.

Fuck your history. The only history that matters is NOW, and we're poised to go 4-2 against your shit excuse making team.

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:00 am

You know, Adull, I was about to cut you some serious slack.

Nobody on this Board is more knowledgable about Mizzou sports than you.

Ain’t even close.

But for passion, nobody, and I mean nobody, holds a candle to Wags.

That said.

Nobody cares about the rivalry, eh?

Is that right. Guess it was somebody else who decided to call out RoyalsFan in this thread.

While I can easily forgive the (much deserved) ad naseum jibes posted by the IKYABWAI patrol, let’s just say that I take a mild interest when my town comes under direct assault. ‘Specially from a smack-challenged Jerry’s Kid hailing from West Beirut.

I know, hard to fathom how anybody in Missouri could hate your guts. But KC ain’t Springfield, Jeff, or Columbia. Trust me, pal, “noone” here gives a flying bat’s ass about you, the Lambs, your beloved Curds, OR the city of St. Loser. Matter of fact, it really doesn’t make any difference what color jersey you’re wearing:

The simple fact that you’re from St. Loser makes us want to kick your ass.

Stick your numbers, you fucking Loser: We have the only

that really counts.

And you’ll never live it down. Ever. Now bawl some more about injuries.

Make you a deal, Adull: You quit posting bad “takes”, and I’ll quit making you look like the idiot you are.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:05 am

Fack! it.

Dotel blows the save, and I'm hating life.

At least it's going to extra innings, and Rack Buddy Bell for getting it to that point as he managed his ass off.

In parting... It's late.... and fuck all St Loser fans just on general principles.

1985, bitches.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:15 am

Truman wrote:While I can easily forgive the (much deserved) ad naseum jibes posted by the IKYABWAI patrol

I hope someone besides me appreciates this beauty.

Stay down, Adel...just stay down, and live to fight another day. This one ain't even close.

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:56 am

Dinsdale wrote:
Truman wrote:While I can easily forgive the (much deserved) ad naseum jibes posted by the IKYABWAI patrol

I hope someone besides me appreciates this beauty.

Nope, you're the only fucktard up in this bitch that gives a shit about a childish acronym.

Stay down, Adel...just stay down, and live to fight another day. This one ain't even close.

Too late- there's nothing left but a GREASE SPOT where Truman went "scorched earth" on his sorry ass.

BTW Tardinal BITCHES....they just went to the 13th inning. The Royals REFUSE TO LOSE to an inferior and overrated opponent like the Tards.

BALEE DAT.

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 5:21 am

Dinsdale wrote:
Truman wrote:While I can easily forgive the (much deserved) ad naseum jibes posted by the IKYABWAI patrol

I hope someone besides me appreciates this beauty.

Er… Well, I do, for Gawd’s sake, Dins…

But as we’re on the subject…

While most threads are doomed to collapse sans the input of the mighty Dins, color me fascinated by your interest in a mud wrasslin’ contest amongst distaff fly-over country cousins…

I mean, think Unciviled War without the Birkenstocks.

That is, unless you have a vested interest in the subject at hand.

You are aware, of course, that the U&L in its infancy was settled by thousands of Missourians. Which, of course, allows for the remote possibility that you are blood-related to Adelpiero, Truman… or Paul.

Mind the bullets, Dins… I’m just the messenger.

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 5:46 am

e wrote:that was a long-assed game

Indeed. But props to the Cards for a dramatic finish.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 5:49 am

Truman wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:
Truman wrote:While I can easily forgive the (much deserved) ad naseum jibes posted by the IKYABWAI patrol

I hope someone besides me appreciates this beauty.
Er… Well, I do, for Gawd’s sake, Dins…

But as we’re on the subject…

While most threads are doomed to collapse sans the input of the mighty Dins, color me fascinated by your interest in a mud wrasslin’ contest amongst distaff fly-over country cousins…

I just like to be entertained.

And it's been brought to my(and others') attention that lack of appreciation for good efforts going unnoticed may be a contributing factor to the general suckiness of these non-entertaining forums lately.

Credit where it's due -- just because a superlative retard didn't get the subtle genius of "well deserved ad nauseum," didn't mean the rest of us didn't.

You are aware, of course, that the U&L in its infancy was settled by thousands of Missourians. Which, of course, allows for the remote possibility that you are blood-related to Adelpiero, Truman… or Paul.

We'd be going rounds (and hopefully I'd prove a more worthy adversary than Addled) if my parents weren't immigrants.

I will, however, be keeping an eye on my neighbors, though. If any of them resemble Paul, I'm kicking their ass out of principle.

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:13 am

Dinsdale wrote:We'd be going rounds (and hopefully I'd prove a more worthy adversary than Addled) if my parents weren't immigrants.

I will, however, be keeping an eye on my neighbors, though. If any of them resemble Paul, I'm kicking their ass out of principle.

Rack.

Would rather drink a few rounds with you than fight 'em, Dins, but I'm sure some worthy disagreement will bring arms to bear down the road. Until then...

One A.M. in the Flyover and I'm OUT.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 1:28 pm

I think Truman is in the Illuminatti Order.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 1:06 am

IndyFrisco wrote:I think Truman is in the Illuminatti Order.

Nah, Tru's just a regular guy who never, ever, puts forth any less than an A+ effort.

I still laugh about that December day in 2000 when I stumbled into the TNW football forum and got freaking decapitated by Scott and Tru... heh, heh... good times.