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smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 5:48 pm

RACK Larry King!!!!!!

Larry: What's your favorite bible passage?

Paris: [deer in the head lights look] uhhhhhhhhhhhh......[/deer in the headlights look]

It took him 50 fukking years, but, he finally asked a worthwhile question.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 5:50 pm

Here's one Paris.....

Though shalt not sukk thy cahk whilst the camera is rolling.

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 5:51 pm

You watched the Paris interview on Larry King?

Turn in your penis to the nearest man. You have no use for it.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 5:54 pm

smackaholic wrote:RACK Larry King!!!!!!

Larry: What's your favorite bible passage?

Paris: [deer in the head lights look] uhhhhhhhhhhhh......[/deer in the headlights look]

It took him 50 fukking years, but, he finally asked a worthwhile question.

If Larry really wanted to take her down, he would have followed the "do you do drugs" Q&A with this series of videos.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/ye ... lton1.html

It's not like they haven't been on the Interwebs or anything. Of course that would involve preparing for an interview, something Larry doesn't do. Otherwise he would know that George is NOT one of the two surviving Beatles.

Python · Post by **Python** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 6:32 pm

Headhunter wrote:
Turn in your penis to the nearest man.

~swoon~

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 6:34 pm

Headhunter wrote:You watched the Paris interview on Larry King?

Turn in your penis to the nearest man. You have no use for it.

This should have been no surprise. suckahotdick has also started threads about American Idol and The Bachelor. I imagine he tivos The View for watching when Sunday Night Football is on.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 6:56 pm

I heard a couple of clips from that "interview" on the Bob and Tom show this morning......riveting stuff....

why anybody with a double digit IQ gives a flying fuck about that attention whoring bitch is beyond me......

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 7:00 pm

Well now that does it. Paris has lost my vote. What was she running for again?

At least she should be thrown back in the slammer for perjuring herself to the nation on the LK show.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 7:02 pm

Headhunter wrote:You watched the Paris interview on Larry King?

Turn in your penis to the nearest man. You have no use for it.

I have no use for his penis either.

The Whistle Is Screaming · Thu Jun 28, 2007 7:25 pm

Rack Python!

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 7:43 pm

Mikey wrote:Well now that does it. Paris has lost my vote. What was she running for again?

Richest whore in the world I believe.

Darwin caused the wrong vehicle to turn into oncoming traffic.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Thu Jun 28, 2007 7:56 pm

Felix wrote:the Bob and Tom show this morning......riveting stuff......

I call bullshit.

Seriously. You listen to them? Back when I used to live in CT, a local radio station put those losers on. I gave them a shot. Worst hacks ever.

Their "bits" sucked ass. I think. These two faggots giggled like schoolgirls the whole time so you couldn't even hear their "on-air skit." I know in the business you're supposed to do the "fake laugh thing" to trick your audience into thinking they're listening to you bring the funnay... but these fuckers took it to a whole new level. Two homos giggling... ENDLESSLY... is not funny.

Cicatrix · Post by **Cicatrix** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 8:41 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote: Two homos giggling... ENDLESSLY... is not funny.

As is one posting... ENDLESSLY.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 9:09 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Two homos giggling... ENDLESSLY... is not funny.

[insert Cicero-Crown pic here]

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 9:25 pm

I remember when bob and tom where on HCN (I think). They actually would have funny folks on from time to time. Trouble was, as you say, you couldn't hear the actual funnay cause these two fukking clowns couldn't STFU with their sorry assed nasaly midwestern laughs.

You would think somewhere along the way, some kinda radio jock coach type would tell them to just STFU once in awhile.

And, btw, I did not watch LK and Paris. I just caught that little snip off one of the news channels.

So, can I keep my cahk then?

DiT · Post by **DiT** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 10:02 pm

I never even heard of Paris Hilton until she started cock on the net.
now I'm glad I did.

T1B

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