"Dude, long time, no talk. So, I was just at Conoco, and the guy working behind the counter was f*cking BAKED! Like Cheech. Like Towelie. Like Chong, even. It was amazing. It took him 63 seconds to ring me up and bag me, which normally wouldn't be too bad, except I was the only person there and all I bought was a soda. Sit and count 63 seconds to yourself right now, and imagine putting a coke in a bag and pressing two buttons taking that long. I started thinking that maybe he was just ret*rded until I saw an Abba-Zaba on the counter next to him. Anyway, talk to you later."
Abba-Zaba, you my only friend.
the_ouskull
