Hope you're all having a good summer.....

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 3:47 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Mike the Lab Rat wrote:
ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote: fisting the dwarf in the shitter.
Wasn't this the title of a Metallica album?

Moreese's Greatest Hits, actually.

I think Dinsadale covered that as well.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Jul 03, 2007 3:56 pm

Damn.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 3:58 pm

"I know you are, and so is he."

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 3:59 pm

Terry in Crapchester wrote:Don't be so modest. You're right in there with mvscal, if your board persona is any indication of how truly despicable a person you are.

Yeah, Terry, I’m just like this in real life. Well, at least when I’m dealing with certified retards like you. Let us know when you get recognized by your peers. You know, the other shitbag lawyers.

Cracking on you makes me “despicable”?

Terry in Crapchester · Tue Jul 03, 2007 4:03 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
Terry in Crapchester wrote:Don't be so modest. You're right in there with mvscal, if your board persona is any indication of how truly despicable a person you are.
Yeah, Terry, I’m just like this in real life. Well, at least when I’m dealing with certified retards like you. Let us know when you get recognized by your peers.

I didn't say anything about that. I only mentioned having something nice said about the way you do your job. That was precisely the part of the Lab Rat's comment that I responded to. Apparently, reading comprehension ain't your strong suit.

Cracking on you makes me “despicable”?

No, your tedious anklebiting and utter inability to contribute anything of substance does.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 4:03 pm

Goober McTuber wrote: Cracking on you makes me “despicable”?

As a general rule, cracking on T-Dawg makes you "correct."

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 4:07 pm

It also invariably draws the "ankle-biting" card. T-dawg's got quite the smack arsenal.

Terry in Crapchester · Tue Jul 03, 2007 4:10 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:It also invariably draws the "ankle-biting" card.

You'd have a point . . . if I were alone in that assessment. But I'm not.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 4:14 pm

Nuh-uh.

No way.

Please fucking tell me that Terry, who gets pounded on here for his complete lack of humor, originality, and pretty much a complete inability to do anything even vaguely entertaining DID not just break out --

Reading comprehension smack...

"Anklebiter" smack...

"You don't contribute anything of substance" (T-Dawg, you don't get it -- in all of these years, you've done nothing to demonstrate that you even have any ability to determine what is of "substance" here... you really are that dull).

Dude, you just took the gold medal in the Bitch Triathlon.

Unfuckingbelievable. What the fuck is wrong with you? You actually set up that most bitchlike "effort" by first going with the "you must be a dick in real life."

You're putting on a fucking clinic on how to be a boardbitch. And frankly, the other bitches here don't really need your help -- they're quite accomplished on their own.

Why that little tard is whining well... he's douching well...he's doing everything it takes to be a bitch. So you know what you guys do when he gets in here? You pat him on the back, say "shut the fuck up, you raging fucking tard," and tell his wife to not serve fried chicken again... or collard greens...or whatever the hell they serve.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 4:23 pm

Terry in Crapchester wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:It also invariably draws the "ankle-biting" card.
You'd have a point . . . if I were alone in that assessment. But I'm not.

No, I’m sure you’ve got the usual targets standing behind you yelling, “Go get him, Terry.”

Terry in Crapchester · Tue Jul 03, 2007 4:27 pm

Dude, go back and read the whole thing, will ya?

It started with Mace posting about how poorly his high school baseball team was doing. I posted a Schmick reset in response, which actually drew a chuckle from Mace.

Then MtLR mentioned that he was voted Teacher of the Year. A few days later, Mace mentioned that he had won a similar honor.

I actually congratulated both. I then added a personal anecdote to which Goober apparently took significant exception, but only in response to MtLR's comment about keeping cards that say nice things about you handy when you have to go through shit at work.

I ignored the first shithead response from Goober. I also ignored TVO's CTRL-Cuda of my post. I only responded only after Goober spun a reset in a deliberate attempt to make me look bad.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 4:40 pm

Wow, T-Dawg... you really showed him.

Man, you defense is impenetrable.

For fuck's sake, either do something better than thinking a synopsis is an adequate response, or shut the fuck up.

You're definitely a major contributor to the fact that NY is becoming the new KC around here.

A shitbag lawyer with zero sense of humor... yeah, you're a real prize in real life, too.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 4:41 pm

T-dawg,

The exception I took was you equating a little old lady thanking you for doing your job to Mace and MtLR being recognized by their peers for doing their jobs exceptionally well. Nice meltdown, though.

BTW, there was this one day that I didn’t say anything mean to Tardowen all day. He sent me a very nice PM thanking me.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Tue Jul 03, 2007 4:48 pm

Terry in Crapchester wrote:I only responded only after Goober spun a reset in a deliberate attempt to make me look bad.

Well God forfuckingbid anyone dares to attempt to make another poster look bad... on a smack board... DELIBERATELY, no less.

You are the biggest fucking pussy to ever register on any of these board... ever. You make The Round Mound Of Cunt Sounds appear... übermanly.

Terry in Crapchester · Tue Jul 03, 2007 4:48 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:T-dawg,

The exception I took was you equating a little old lady thanking you for doing your job to Mace and MtLR being recognized by their peers for doing their jobs exceptionally well.

Which I never did. I merely used that example in response to the Lab Rat's comment about "keeping the cards handy."

Besides, the Lab Rat and Mace aren't exactly the shy, retiring types. If either of them thought my response cheapened what they had posted, I'm sure they would have said something.

Btw, she's not a "little old lady." She's young, relatively speaking anyway (47). She just happens to have inoperable cancer.

Nice meltdown, though.

That's your idea of a meltdown?

Terry in Crapchester · Tue Jul 03, 2007 4:50 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
Terry in Crapchester wrote:I only responded only after Goober spun a reset in a deliberate attempt to make me look bad.
Well God forfuckingbid anyone dares to attempt to make another poster look bad... on a smack board... DELIBERATELY, no less.

You are the biggest fucking pussy to ever register on any of these board... ever. You make The Round Mound Of Cunt Sounds appear... übermanly.

And you remain quiet when someone does it to you, ERRR?

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 4:51 pm

Damnit Terry! You need to ask yourself "What would Tony Leonardo do?"

I bet Tony would be a uber smaker on these here boards.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Tue Jul 03, 2007 4:58 pm

Terry in Crapchester wrote:And you remain quiet when someone does it to you, ERRR?

If someone smacks me, I smack them back. End of.

Someone dares lob some smack your way and you shit your pants and cry like the sniveling little cunt that you are. You are pathetic. At what point did your n|gger wife cut your balls off? Was it before or after she married you?

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 5:42 pm

BSmack wrote: Not one Dr.?

Please do elaborate. How does is a doctor supposed to know if this guy was or was not diddling little kids?

Lots of ways. Looks at his record. In this case no arrests or convictions for any kind of kid diddling. Next they will ask them flat out. Not a great way to find out but they do it anyway. Next might be a Poly or a penile plethysmograph. Anyways in this guys case they all came up neg, but he did admit to 6 mos of fantasies and was convicted of attempted L&L so he qualifies as a pedo.

Any more questions before you apologize to my client for your insinuation that he ever molested a child?

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:... in a shitassed troll attempt.

If by 'troll attempt' you mean posting something that actually happened then yes.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Tue Jul 03, 2007 5:58 pm

Moving Sale wrote:If by 'troll attempt' you mean posting something that actually happened then yes.

No. I clearly typed "shitassed troll attempt." You should know this because you quoted those words in your reply. Anything else I can do for you today, little man?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 6:02 pm

Terry in Crapchester wrote:That's your idea of a meltdown?

Meltdown, hissy fit, estrogen-fueled tirade....whatever you want to call it.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Tue Jul 03, 2007 6:20 pm

Easy there Goobs... that appears like yet another deliberate attempt to make Teresa look bad, on purpose. Intentional even!

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 6:25 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Easy there Goobs... that appears like yet another deliberate attempt to make Teresa look bad, on purpose. Intentional even!

Nice reset of ...

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 6:41 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Easy there Goobs... that appears like yet another deliberate attempt to make Teresa look bad, on purpose. Intentional even!

That’s because I’m despicable.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 8:05 pm

mvscal wrote:So he "qualifies as a pedo", but he has never molested a kid?

Nice try.

That is what the DSM and the Docs said.

Sudden Sam wrote: How do you defend scum like that?

Why do you hate the Constitution?

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Tue Jul 03, 2007 8:27 pm

Moving Sale wrote:That is what the DSM and the Docs said.

See? This is a horrible trolling attempt.

Pedos regularly rail against the DSM so why they fuck would endorse its "findings." Afterall, they use to classify homosexuality as a psychiatric disorder much like they do their "disease." At least know what the fuck you're blathering on about if you're going to attempt this bullshit.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 8:38 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote: Pedos regularly rail against the DSM so why they fuck would endorse its "findings."

You mean "why the fuck would he endorse its 'findings'"?

Who said he did?

At least know what the fuck you're blathering on about if you're going to attempt this bullshit.

You might want to learn to read and write English before you pipe up about anything.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 8:52 pm

You might want to learn to read and write English before you pipe up about anything.

That...from you? Pure and unadulterated irony just tsunami'ed this thread.

titlover · Post by **titlover** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 9:15 pm

Moving Sale wrote:
BSmack wrote: Not one Dr.?

Please do elaborate. How does is a doctor supposed to know if this guy was or was not diddling little kids?
Lots of ways. Looks at his record. In this case no arrests or convictions for any kind of kid diddling. Next they will ask them flat out. Not a great way to find out but they do it anyway. Next might be a Poly or a penile plethysmograph. Anyways in this guys case they all came up neg, but he did admit to 6 mos of fantasies and was convicted of attempted L&L so he qualifies as a pedo.

Any more questions before you apologize to my client for your insinuation that he ever molested a child?

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:... in a shitassed troll attempt.
If by 'troll attempt' you mean posting something that actually happened then yes.

how do you prove a negative?

oh, that's right........

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 9:19 pm

You're a goddamn disgrace to the human race, TVO. If we ever meet, im fucking curbing your ass American History X style, motherfucker.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 10:02 pm

PSUFAN wrote:
You might want to learn to read and write English before you pipe up about anything.
That...from you? Pure and unadulterated irony just tsunami'ed this thread.

Anything specific you would like to point out?

titlover wrote:
Anyways in this guys case they all came up neg, but he did admit to 6 mos of fantasies and was convicted of attempted L&L so he qualifies as a pedo.
how do you prove a negative?

oh, that's right........

Nobody is trying to prove a neg you fat whore.

Raydah James wrote:You're a goddamn disgrace to the human race, TVO. If we ever meet, im fucking curbing your ass American History X style, motherfucker.

No you won’t because you are a fucking pansyassed tard just like you have always been. That WAS good for a laugh though.

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 10:41 pm

Moving Sale wrote: No you won’t because you are a fucking pansyassed tard just like you have always been.

Thats high comedy coming from a cunt who spends his free time being chased by Azrael in between dodging Gargamel's boiling pot.

Kill yourself, you pedo defending shitstain of a human being.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 10:43 pm

Watch out, James -- you just got called a pansyass by a vertically-challenged trust-fund ambulance-chaser who is to pharmecuticals what KC Paul is to food.

Be very afraid.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 10:56 pm

Raydah James wrote: Kill yourself, you pedo defending shitstain of a human being.

First you were going to fuck me up now you want me to do it myself?

Nice backpedal tard.

Dins,
As usual you're batting around the Mendoza line.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Jul 03, 2007 11:31 pm

I won Dickhead of the Year award here in my office. Then I blew up the bathroom right before lunch. Nobody thanked me.