What...the...FUCK

[PSUFAN]

http://pittsburghlive.com/x/pittsburght ... 15974.html

"Furries" - I saw some of these fruits in Downtown Pittsburgh yesterday. They were acne-encrusted Trekkie types with furry tails coming from beneath their Star Wars shirts. They had "security" folks walking around with them - as if they would be targeted for beatdowns.

I would have been happy to oblige, but I had shit to do.

Pop culture has conspired to cast Furry fans as a cult of twisted zoophiles, said Anthrocon Chairman Sam Conway, who goes by the nickname "Unkle Kage"after a martial arts-trained cockroach he invented.

Conway blamed the perception on an episode of the television drama "CSI," an MTV documentary on sex fetishes, and a particularly unflattering article in Vanity Fair magazine.

In fact, Conway said, Furries are harmless. A "fringe element" enjoys more-adult animal themes, in private, but most would rather watch Porky Pig, he said.

"People seem to think the adult aspect is what we're all about," said Conway, 42, who earned a doctorate in chemistry from Dartmouth and works for a pharmaceutical company in the Philadelphia area. "That's a stigma we're hoping will go away."

Ph.D in chemistry, and an animal sex fetish...well, I guess it stands to reason. "Adult Aspect"...? Good fucking Christ.

The article mentions protesters...WTF? Hey, if you want to dress up in deely-boppers and don fur-covered dildoes and lick the pimply cheek of a round bitch in a unicorn magic t-shirt, then dammit, that right should not be questioned...

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

Nearly 3,000 Furries -- loosely defined as people who embrace the idea that animals can assume human characteristics.




Too much like fairies. If they called themselves Anthropomorphites, I might respect them.

[MickBastard]

I can testify to this vile human phenomenon. PSUFan hit the nail on the head with his description of these creatures. Mickbastard highly recommends them for beatdowns.

[Mister Bushice]

They had an episode of CSI las vegas a season or two ago about this shit. Pretty bizarre. Didn't think it was much more than a freaky fetish, but I forgot about M2. :)

[PSUFAN]

oooohhh, sweet Jesus.

A casual google of the convention name yields:

http://www.anthrocon.org/

These degenerate fiends are dipping my beloved city into their vile, reprehensible tarn of moral squalor.

I hope their bodyguards are feeling limber and alert. Surely some sorely aggrieved Burgher will act in defiance of iniquity and in preservation of what shreds of our dignity remain.

It's too bad, Douchebag clearly picked the wrong weekend to visit the Burgh. He could have cherry-picked this stinking band of sebacus-dripping shitsuckers, lickety-split.

[PSUFAN]

Not only are they furry and geeky, it looks like they're gay - or at least parading through our hotels in armlock-step.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Those fuckers checked me at the door. I'm suing for discrimination.

Sin,

[Bucmonkey]

Never heard of them until I opened this thread, looks like something that m2 would be doing.

Errr, that's not ESPN's college mascot competition?

[Risa]

Errr, that's not ESPN's college mascot competition?

And that's why this place has fallen off. No stupid captions. Yours is the first to
even mention that. No youtube resets. No photochops. Not even some friendly
rank 'ems a la 'the other other the other board'.

I guess everybody just got old. Tired. To hell with it. And that's cool.


As for furries, as long as they're not hurting little kids or animals, who gives a
fuck what adults do.

[RadioFan]

And that's why this place has fallen off. No stupid captions. Yours is the first to
even mention that. No youtube resets. No photochops. Not even some friendly
rank 'ems a la 'the other other the other board'.

I guess everybody just got old. Tired. To hell with it. And that's cool.

Oh, Lord ...

Please say that this is just a drive-by rambling. We're begging.

- T1B

[Risa]

Happy Fourth of July weekend/Bastille Week to you, too, RadioFan.

As for the topic, I don't see what the big deal is. So some folks
like to dress up. So does Raider fan. So some folks have some
unconventional sexual habits. So does anyone who engages in
sodomy, oral or otherwise. The gays here also need to speak up
and speak out.

As long as they are engaging in consensual sex with other adults
and not children, who cares who they do it with or how they dress
for foreplay?

Live and let live. As long as there's no

http://www.postchronicle.com/news/origi ... 9328.shtml

then no harm, no foul.

[PSUFAN]

Annie, the furries would welcome you into their ranks. Imagine their glee if you let them hold a flabsteak. Some of these people have never been in the presence of humans that appear to be female since their mothers cunt-shat them out.

[Risa]

Well, lookie here, the Blond Streak wants to t-t-t-talk shit... instead of just sitting in it.
(See? both of us 'got nothing'.) It's cool, babe.

Still, hope you and the family have had a wonderful Fourth, rain or no rain. And I'll
keep my 'golden mountain lion gangbanged by sleek panthers. again.' fantasies to myself. Truce?

[rozy]

Well, lookie here, the Blond Streak wants to t-t-t-talk shit... instead of just sitting in it.

I laughed...loudly

[Y2K]

Well, lookie here, the Blond Streak wants to t-t-t-talk shit... instead of just sitting in it.

I laughed...loudly

Agree
Rack Annie's Drive-By T1B Bullseye shot.

A perfect shot without the need to nip ankles across the net along the way?

Bode $

[PSUFAN]

Nice work, Annie.

I'll
keep my 'golden mountain lion gangbanged by sleek panthers. again.' fantasies to myself.

That's probably for the best.

[Risa]

:? oh, y'all are being facetious.

[PSUFAN]

:? oh, y'all are being facetious.

Not at all. You know, why should we go through all of this again? Turn over a new leaf - burn your personal info spreadsheet, spare us the mousewheel-killing emo claptrap, and just smack some people.

[Dinsdale]

The gays here also need to speak up
and speak out.

Sure...that ought to go just swimmingly.

Worked out well for us.



Sin,

[Risa]

PSU, the spreadsheet is so outdated.... I was gonna run tired ass crackpipe and orange skin smack at UCant in another thread. And then that helicopter crashed and the power went out. More important things than stupid smack. Besides, like I said earlier, I got nothing.


But most of y'all ain't got nothing, either.

Dinsdale, Toddowen should have directed that at you. How's life now that Tom Cruise lured his boyfriend overseas to play for the Galaxy? Road trip?

[Dinsdale]

Road trip?

That's the movie you had a bit-part in, right?


Props -- in one fell swoop, you managed to both have more sex and more spoken lines than JTR has had in his entire life.

[PSUFAN]

Let me guess...she played the blacktop?

[Dinsdale]

Anyone who has had the misfortune of suffering through that movie knows exactly which character I'm referring to.

[The Whistle Is Screaming]

Anyone who has had the misfortune of suffering through that movie knows exactly which character I'm referring to.

Werd!

On a side note, the freaks and tweekers that inhabit the U&L are probably descendants of the freaks who live/lived in Ithaca, NY (home the ficticious Ithaca University from the movie).

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

Anyone who has had the misfortune of suffering through that movie knows exactly which character I'm referring to.

Suffering? It had its moments. RACK any and all posters who have a quote from the movie in their profile.

[Risa]

Road trip?

That's the movie you had a bit-part in, right?

Props -- in one fell swoop, you managed to both have more sex
and more spoken lines than JTR has had in his entire life.

Yes, I'd had more dick than Jess has. The surprise would be if I had
inhaled more dick than you, Dina.

Meanwhile Jess is going to receive royalties for appearing in yet another
summer blockbuster, number 1 at the box office. He's not bad for a 'breeder',
is he? Hate him, he is succeeding at what he wants to do. I'm sure his papa is
a lot prouder than him, than your papa is,

Mr. Journeyman Can't Keep a Job Down unless it's a Blow Job.

SWAK