Calling Dog & Stuckina

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Fri Jun 29, 2007 5:43 pm

Dog= Lifelong Cub fan

Does ya remember:

Glen Hobbie
Dick Drott
Ken Hubbs
George Altman
Dick Ellsworth
Barney Schultz
Moe Thacker
John Boccabella
Cal Koonce
Ken Holtzman
Joe Pepitone
Turk Lown

???? huh..does ya? show me you're a LIFER and ya gets me vote!

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 3:14 am

No Jose Cardenal?

stuckinia · Post by **stuckinia** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 3:25 am

ChargerMike wrote:Dog= Lifelong Cub fan

Does ya remember:

Glen Hobbie
Dick Drott
Ken Hubbs
George Altman
Dick Ellsworth
Barney Schultz
Moe Thacker
John Boccabella
Cal Koonce
Ken Holtzman
Joe Pepitone
Turk Lown

???? huh..does ya? show me you're a LIFER and ya gets me vote!

Hell. I have hated the Cubs ever since my parents got cable and my home was violated by the douchitude known as WGN. Guess what? I can give you a brief synopsis of your entire list of former Cubs. They are ALL losers. None on them ever won a World Series. They pathetically floundered in a horrible city clinging to the hope that a shitty gum company and unreadable newspaper would lead them to the light. Ya know what Carol Ann, Mommy's waiting for you in the light. And Mommy ain't got a championship for you.

Neely8 · Post by **Neely8** » Sun Jul 01, 2007 2:32 pm

stuckinia wrote:
ChargerMike wrote:Dog= Lifelong Cub fan

Does ya remember:

Glen Hobbie
Dick Drott
Ken Hubbs
George Altman
Dick Ellsworth
Barney Schultz
Moe Thacker
John Boccabella
Cal Koonce
Ken Holtzman
Joe Pepitone
Turk Lown

???? huh..does ya? show me you're a LIFER and ya gets me vote!
Hell. I have hated the Cubs ever since my parents got cable and my home was violated by the douchitude known as WGN. Guess what? I can give you a brief synopsis of your entire list of former Cubs. They are ALL losers. None on them ever won a World Series. They pathetically floundered in a horrible city clinging to the hope that a shitty gum company and unreadable newspaper would lead them to the light. Ya know what Carol Ann, Mommy's waiting for you in the light. And Mommy ain't got a championship for you.

Without a doubt a Cub Fan!!!!! Bitter and angry.......

I think your getting my vote......

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Sun Jul 01, 2007 5:30 pm

Rack this thread.

Dog · Post by **Dog** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 5:54 pm

Dayum, where do I start?

I'm still recovering from the blind-side kick in the nuts by Stuckinia.

And then I have somebody questioning my Cubs knowledge.

And then somebody telling me the Cubs are LOSERS. Wow, what an epiphany! The Cubs are losers? Really? No freaking way?

Guess there's a Captain Obvious on every board. :rolleyes:

Dog · Post by **Dog** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 6:08 pm

ChargerMike wrote:Dog= Lifelong Cub fan

Does ya remember:

Glen Hobbie
Dick Drott
Ken Hubbs
George Altman
Dick Ellsworth
Barney Schultz
Moe Thacker
John Boccabella
Cal Koonce
Ken Holtzman
Joe Pepitone
Turk Lown

???? huh..does ya? show me you're a LIFER and ya gets me vote!

Does I remember? Nope. These are all players from the sixties. They all bombed out of the league before I was learning to swim....and I mean swim up my mother's fallopian tubes. How fucking old do you think I am?

No, I don't "remember" these dudes, but I know them.

Glen Hobbie - Pitcher, one-time starter who moved to the bullpen and sucked.
Dick Drott - another shitty starter who got demoted to bullpen status, before being in the bullpen meant something.
Ken Hubbs - three shitty seasons in the big leagues on the worst team of the decade
George Altman - career Cubbie who I believe did color commentary for a while.
Dick Ellsworth - Best Cubs pitcher of the 60's. All-star, 20 game winner and cy young contender. Too bad he had no support.
Barney Schultz - He was a Cub? Thought he was a Cardinal.
Moe Thacker = Bench Warmer. But he had a classic name.
John Boccabella - he was the capo in Tony Sopranos crew
Cal Koonce - couldn't record a save tossing a life jacket to a drowning child three feet away.
Ken Holtzman - another Cubbie who had a better career after being traded
Joe Pepitone - served as an underling of John Boccabella
Turk Lown - sucked as a Cub and as a Whitesock.

Dog · Post by **Dog** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 6:10 pm

stuckinia wrote: Hell. I have hated the Cubs ever since my parents got cable and my home was violated by the douchitude known as WGN. Guess what? I can give you a brief synopsis of your entire list of former Cubs. They are ALL losers. None on them ever won a World Series. They pathetically floundered in a horrible city clinging to the hope that a shitty gum company and unreadable newspaper would lead them to the light. Ya know what Carol Ann, Mommy's waiting for you in the light. And Mommy ain't got a championship for you.

Lets try a harder question: What is the sum of 2+2+1?

Besides, you couldn't be MORE wrong. Plenty of Cubs have won championship rings (they just did it after being traded)

Dog · Post by **Dog** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 6:11 pm

Do I have to bring back the pic of the wife's tits?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 6:23 pm

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 6:43 pm

Dog wrote:Do I have to bring back the pic of the wife's tits?

your chances increase proportionately.....

Cueball · Post by **Cueball** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 10:42 pm

I need a new ballot

Dog · Post by **Dog** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 8:45 pm

God, I love my life

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 10:05 pm

^^^^^^^^^helluva bruise on the upper right side...this is a very hard choice.

Neely8 · Post by **Neely8** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 10:24 pm

ChargerMike wrote:^^^^^^^^^helluva bruise on the upper right side...this is a very hard choice.

I thought that was mold......

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 10:28 pm

Neely8 wrote:
ChargerMike wrote:^^^^^^^^^helluva bruise on the upper right side...this is a very hard choice.
I thought that was mold......

...you could be right Bri. I think a better resolution picture is called for..Dog!

Dog · Post by **Dog** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 4:59 pm

It was a cell phone cam while she was in the shower. So I had two things working against me.

The mark of question is a tattoo of carnations. I can probably talk her into a better resolution pic of the tat, but she won't be willing to pose for a boobie shot.

atomicdad · Post by **atomicdad** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 7:26 pm

Dog wrote:but she won't be willing to pose for a boobie shot.

She did for me.

(WTF, Jackasses, you guys are slacking)

Seriously she won't pose for pic's, I don't no. Sounds like another Jiminphilly. What is she going to make you do on the night of the draft.

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 9:37 pm

Dog wrote:It was a cell phone cam while she was in the shower. So I had two things working against me.

The mark of question is a tattoo of carnations. I can probably talk her into a better resolution pic of the tat, but she won't be willing to pose for a boobie shot.

...so yer saying..you opened the shower door and popped a picture without her blessing! Damn man, that gets my vote!

I vote Dog, and that's no slam on Stuck...he put up a stellar effort.

BTW..verah nice set on Mrs. Dog

Dog · Post by **Dog** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 11:12 pm

ChargerMike wrote:
...so yer saying..you opened the shower door and popped a picture without her blessing! Damn man, that gets my vote!

Yep, that's exactly what I'm saying.

She stopped posing for nudie pics about the same time we got our first digital camera. Go figure

Dog · Post by **Dog** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 5:55 pm

You know, I'm not much into begging, but at the same point I'm not sure if my sensitive ego could handle losing to Stuckinass, so can I just get an update?

tia

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 6:21 pm

Dog wrote:You know, I'm not much into begging, but at the same point I'm not sure if my sensitive ego could handle losing to Stuckinass, so can I just get an update?

tia

An update will be forthcoming later this afternoon. Jackasses are in session as we speak and there are some procedural details that need to be worked out. By 5PM EDT, we will be all on the same page.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Fri Jul 20, 2007 6:39 pm

Dog wrote:so can I just get an update?

tia

Well... of these three things you can be sure:

* I am a JACKASS.
* I did see your comment directed toward me in the Cul De Smack about a half an hour ago.
* Votes have been changed today.

Dog · Post by **Dog** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 7:25 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
Well... of these three things you can be sure:

* I am a JACKASS.

(admitting you have a problem is the first step)

* I did see your comment directed toward me in the Cul De Smack about a half an hour ago.

(unfortunately, I don't even remember the comment - short term memory loss, i guess....but it was in Cul de Smack

* Votes have been changed today.

So you are a republican

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 7:32 pm

<--- JFFL version of John Kerry, although I'd do it again if it mean we had a chance to snag poptart.

That guy is a fantasy mastermind.

Bucmonkey · Post by **Bucmonkey** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 10:35 pm

Poptart is to be feared Orc, careful...

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 12:59 am

I'll be waiting for that rat-bastard shortly after 9pm cst, and I'll have my fighting shoes on.

Dog ... you're a Jackass, btw.

Welcome, or something.