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BEND, Ore. (AP) - Last weekend, Bend gas station owner Kent Couch settled down in his lawn chair with some drinks and snacks - and a parachute.

Attached to the lawn chair were 105 balloons of various colors, each 4 feet around. Bundled together, the balloons rise three stories high.

Couch carried a global positioning system device, a two-way radio, a digital camcorder and a cell phone. He also had instruments to measure his altitude and speed and about four plastic bags holding five gallons of water each to act as a ballast - he could turn a spigot, release water and rise.

Destination: Idaho.

Nearly nine hours later, Couch was short of Idaho. But he was 193 miles from home, in a farmer's field near Union, having crossed much of Oregon at 11,000 feet and higher.

Couch, 47, is the latest American to emulate Larry Walters - who in 1982 rose three miles above Los Angeles in a lawn chair lifted by balloons.

Walters surprised an airline pilot, who radioed the control tower that he had just passed a guy in a lawn chair with a gun. The weapon was to shoot balloons and descend. Walters paid a $1,500 penalty for violating air traffic rules. Eleven years later, he committed suicide at age 44.

Why would Couch try such a flight?

"When you're a little kid and you're holding a helium balloon, it has to cross your mind," he told the Bend Bulletin.

"When you're laying in the grass on a summer day, and you see the clouds, you wish you could jump on them," he told the Bulletin. "This is as close as you can come to jumping on them. It's just like that."

It was Couch's second flight.

In September, he got to 15,000 feet on a six-hour trip. Like Walters, he used a BB gun to pop the balloons, but he went into a rapid descent. He jettisoned his goods, including food, drink and BB gun. Eventually, he parachuted to safety.

This time he was better prepared. The balloons had a new configuration, so it was easier to reach up and release a bit of helium instead of simply cutting off a balloon.

To fly, Couch dressed in shirt, sweater, jeans, work boots and sunglasses handed him at the last minute.

He took off at 6:06 a.m. Saturday after kissing his wife, Susan, goodbye and petting his Chihuahua, Isabella.

"See you in Idaho!" he said.

As he made about 25 miles an hour at altitudes of 11,000 feet to 13,000 feet, chase vehicles followed.

A three-car caravan filled with his friends, family and his dog followed Couch as he traveled from below.

Even at two miles high, Couch said, he could hear cattle lowing and children talking. He heard gunshots, which worried him. A black butterfly flew past. He passed through clouds. He said they were fluffy.

Couch stopped when he was down to a gallon of water and just eight pounds of ballast. Concerned about the rugged terrain outside La Grande, including Hells Canyon, Couch decided to come back to earth.

This time, he was able to pop enough balloons to set the craft down, although he suffered rope burns. But once he was down, he jumped out, and the wind grabbed his gear, chair and remaining balloons, sweeping all aloft.

Afterward, Couch said he's thought about ways to improve the trip, especially the landing, but whether he'll take a third trip is up to his wife.

"I'm not saying I won't do it again, but I told her I'd let her decide if I did it again," he said.

Susan Couch said she's thinking about saying no. But she said she was willing to go along with last weekend's trip.

"I know he'd be thinking about it more and more, it would always be on his mind." she said. "This way, at least he's fulfilled his dream."


That takes both balls and a death wish, by my estimation.


But sounds like fun, for the first few hours, anyway.
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Cool story.
Dinsdale wrote:But sounds like fun, for the first few hours, anyway.
I was thinking the same thing. I'd be shitting if I heard gunshots from 11,000 feet, though.

A few years back, when I lived in Lawrence, I had an opportunity to talk with a pilot of one of the airships that was doing aerial coverage of a Thursday night KU football game for ESPN. I think it was the "Blockbuster" blimp. Anyway, I asked about if people ever try to fuck with the craft and he told me they do, all the time. They fly those airships from venue to venue and he said that inevitably, some 'neck will shoot at the blimp with a rifle or shotgun. (Very difficult to bring one of those things down, even with a rifle, btw, but it still scares the crap out of the pilots for fear of them being struck).

I'm surprised idiots weren't shooting at the dude in floating in Oregon, or that he wasn't hit -- if the gunfire he heard was indeed directed at him, and not simply hunters shooting at deer or Bigfoot.
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Couch carried a global positioning system device, a two-way radio, a digital camcorder
and a cell phone. He also had instruments to measure his altitude and speed and about
four plastic bags holding five gallons of water each to act as a ballast - he could turn a
spigot, release water and rise.



And no bucket to piss in?

If dude made the 9 hr trip without hanging his schlong over the arm rest of his lawn chair then the story real isn't his flight, but the fact that his bladder is made of iron.

Very sad that he couldn't fully accomplish his mission.

I bet Cuda would have made it.
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poptart wrote:Very sad that he couldn't fully accomplish his mission.

I bet Cuda would have made it.
Cuda's so full of hot air he could have made it without the balloons.
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RadioFan wrote:I was thinking the same thing. I'd be shitting if I heard gunshots from 11,000 feet, though.
'Twas Darwin firing a warning shot.
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mvscal wrote:
RadioFan wrote:I was thinking the same thing. I'd be shitting if I heard gunshots from 11,000 feet, though.
Why? There's no danger at that height unless they were firing crew served anti-aircraft artillery.
You mean other than some inbred redneck and his lawnchair reaching full velocity falling on you?
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Y2K wrote:
mvscal wrote:
RadioFan wrote:I was thinking the same thing. I'd be shitting if I heard gunshots from 11,000 feet, though.
Why? There's no danger at that height unless they were firing crew served anti-aircraft artillery.
You mean other than some inbred redneck and his lawnchair reaching full velocity falling on you?

I believe it says he had a parachute. He could hop off if needed and pull the cord. Maybe just the lawn chair would hit you in the head then...
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RadioFan wrote:I'm surprised idiots weren't shooting at the dude in floating in Oregon, or that he wasn't hit -- if the gunfire he heard was indeed directed at him, and not simply hunters shooting at deer or Bigfoot.

Oh, dude -- you don't know the half of it. Once a person crosses to the east side of the Moisture Barrier(Cascades), you just entered the Land That Time Forgot. Those fuckers shoot each other when they suspect that someone might be stealing cattle.


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"Hey Chet.... what the hell kind of bird was that you just shot?"

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And yeah -- it would take one hell of a rifle to hit something at 11,000 feet, even allowing that he was flying over the plateau, much of which is around 3000-4000 feet... still a monumental rifle shot. Not sure you're even getting there with a 338/378, or any of the crazy high velocity stuff.

R-Jack wrote:No person goes to Idaho on their own free will. Ever.
See, I think this verifies the validity of the story. You'll notice once he had 9 hours of ultimate tranquility, he rethought his decision, and set 'er the fuck down before he got to Idaho.
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R-Jack wrote:
"See you in Idaho!" he said.
No person goes to Idaho on their own free will. Ever.
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More Idaho History:

Someone invented television
Someone else invented a way to freeze french fries without them turning mushy
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Still more Idaho history:

Felix had his ass handed to him.
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Idaho has internet?
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If they twist the coathanger just right.
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I heard you can pick up the non-encrypted wireless signal from Utah.
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